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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Harry Potter fans are the scum of the earth and no one will be able to convince me otherwise.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Newsom bent the knee and let the merger go through. Never let him and his base forget that.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I’m not racist. I loved Sinners!”
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guessing Epstein’s invite got lost in the mail.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m sorry, videos depicting what?!
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait, you mean they haven’t outlawed Jar-Jar impressions? Oh, no……
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He needed that money for the ballroom.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Surely the Infinity Train/Among Us guy will fall for this scam. He’s got a shitload of money, right? Right?!”
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump pretty much gave them everything they could ever possibly want. They’ll keep his dog shit “legacy” alive even after he’s dead and buried. The days of conservatives who were scared of saying the quiet parts out loud are never coming back.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 06/10/2026
The theft and fraud and disinfo continue to gush out of these companies as an unending flood of excrement while they desperately point at imaginary Terminators on the other side of the room.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not the least bit surprised that all the sane people at WB are already jumping ship because they don’t want to deal with Ellison’s bullshit.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do a flip!
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My favorite Mr. Beast moment was when he got punched in the stomach by Mike Tyson and for the briefest of moments, Jimmy Donaldson's lazy grin was replaced with an expression of animalistic fear. For an almost imperceptible window, there were no metricd or merch opportunities, only flesh and pain
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The episode of The Mask where Dr. Pretorius turned into a demonic spider monster after wearing The Mask.
Dr. Pretorius’ Mask persona in The Mask animated series.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t know if this is a “hot take” or whatever, but I think the reason why the industry feels more cutthroat these days is because VA’s are expected to act like influencers 24/7. Everyone started to become their own personal brand and the genuine sense of community started to slowly fade away.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone who unironically believes that David Ellison is going to live up to his “30 theatrical films in a year” promise when Paramount and WB are both drowning in debt is an absolute fucking moron.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Getting real fucking tired of all these “Guy who’s clearly unsympathetic is actually the real victim” takes. I know media literacy is nonexistent these days, but this is beyond reaching.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So not only are companies killing the planet by implementing data centers everywhere, but the internet is becoming increasingly unstable thanks to the constant scraping from LLM’s. I know I say this a lot, but this timeline sucks utter fucking shit.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI bros be like “People who hate AI still interact with AI.” My brother in Christ, you’re the one who’s constantly implementing AI into everything.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder if the Saudis, Emiratis and Qataris who backed the stupid WB/Paramount merger were aware that Ellison is already drowning in debt. Still, it’s going to be funny watching them deal with the fallout.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bezos watched that Enron documentary and thought “Hang on a minute, these guys are onto something.”
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Doug Walker being too lazy to check if a stock photo he found on Google images is AI or not is so on brand it fucking hurts. I fully expect him to start shilling for AI in the next couple of years. I mean, if he hasn’t done so already.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These skits aged like fine wine. youtu.be/gRhB2Oiy0Nc
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Every East/West Bowl Ever – Key & Peele
YouTube video by Key & Peele
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know I say this a lot, but it’s going to be so fucking funny when he dies.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People tend to forget that the majority of folks who participate in elections (especially the midterms) aren’t as terminally online as everyone else. “Who the fuck is Hasan Piker? I just want cheap gas.”
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the past couple of decades have taught me anything, it’s that nobody on the internet seems to know what antisemitism is. People just like to accuse everyone they don’t like of being an antisemite or they like to complain about non existent antisemitism in certain online spaces.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck The Ellisons. Then, now & forever.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the same guy who wanted to nuke hurricanes during his first term. He’s most definitely going to try to nuke Canada, Iran, Cuba or China before he chokes to death on a cheeseburger.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So many talented comedians are going to get screwed out of hosting The Tonight Show because of this stupid law. Thanks, Gavin.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This stupid timeline keeps getting worse with each passing second.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just put this franchise out its misery already.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lmao. Fuck right off.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Writers? Programmers? Pffft…. Who needs those when we can have LLM’s do all the work for us?” The utter contempt HoYo has for basic game design is wild.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fun fact, this show was so awful that Fox went out their way to erase any traces of it from the internet. You can watch plenty of other terrible Fox shows on streaming, but you gotta sail the high seas for Allen Gregory.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was recasting the original actor with a literal Nazi a David Ellison mandate? Because if it wasn’t, then hoooooo booooooooyyyyyyyy!
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait, you mean to tell me that all those Nazi YouTubers who harassed every VA that got fired by HoYo for wanting AI protections were lying about the fact that HoYo would never use Gen AI in their games?! Who could have possibly foreseen this? Oh, right. Everyone with a functioning brain.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck the Ellisons. Fuck David Zaslav. And fuck Gavin Newsom and every other spinless Dem who allowed this awful merger to go through.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They just wanted to yell out racial slurs in public, everything else was white noise to them.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's very clear that Stephen Merchant did a lot of the heavy lifting when it came to the writing on Gervais' shows.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But he’s still going to sell weapons to Israel while refusing to sanction them. I hate it when these genocide loving shitheads try to pretend like they aren’t bankrolling one of the most horrific genocides inhuman history.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Society is becoming less horny and it’s making me sad.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mark Hamill as Darkwing Duck? Seth Rogen as Launchpad?
A disheveled Homer Simpson.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gosh, I still remember that Adult Swim bumper that mocked the people who complained about Ugly Sonic. Glad to know that bumper has aged like absolute rat piss.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that this was pulled because Michaels most likely got pissed off at the jab at him for firing Norm Macdonald is genuinely insane. Hate the fact that the entertainment industry is run by the pettiest people imaginable. Oh, and media mergers have only gotten so much worse since then.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Died 2016 Born 2028 Welcome back Jeb Bush.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Really disappointed that the dragon didn’t shed a single tear to hammer in the faux symbolism.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s so cool how nobody can afford anything anymore because of the stupid tariffs and AI.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Sorry, we’re not adapting the book where Reacher kills Nazis.” “Why not?” “Because the current US president is a Nazi and we don’t want to hurt his feelings.”
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Broke: Using photos from That One IP as reference. Bespoke: Using photos of Marin Alsop as reference.
Marin Alsop.
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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Guessing the writers of this op-ed just woke up from a nine year coma.
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