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Wu-Tang Gland

@darkhofstadter.bsky.social
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60% romantic, 36% cynic, 4% microplastic. Air guitarist and skin flutist. Never received any of the “trickle down.” So it goes. He/him.

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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Downplay a book or movie: Their Eyes Were Watching Some Guy Named Frank
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Women want him. Bees fear him.
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Going to start referring to this dipshit as VP Fanta because he’s got zero juice
Image of a hand holding a red can of Fanta
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
When i posted this video (in October of 2025) i was accused of working for aipac. Me. A muslim. Who had publicly supported Gazans even while my friends in the industry lost jobs and agents over pro-palestinian content. Pro-aipac AND pro-palestinian was easier to believe than "he's right."
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning
Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Conversely, I’m enjoying a 16 year old single malt scotch and a Montecristo #1 while in default on my student loans
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Fox News after the largest single day protest in America
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I hope one of the animals is brain worm
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Going back to school to get my MBA so I can figure out which one of these is the better deal
An Amazon price tag for a something that shows a 1 pack for $38.97 and a 2 pack for $114.50
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
My therapist told me I need to doom scroll more
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A poster of a beach with footprints in the sand. The poster has the Footprints in the Sand poem on it but has been renamed to Tire Tracks in the Sand
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Young Obi Wan and Qui Gon Jinn holding their light sabers
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Pritzker/AOC 2028
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
50 trillion
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Idk about you, but I started losing light years ago
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
#WooPig thus saith the Lord
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
If you see this, post a monster
Trump Administration and fascist dickhead, Stephen Miller.
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Who up heartin’ they darkness?
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Real ones know
The crying wrestler fan saying “it’s still real to me, dammit!”
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
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David J Bradley @davidjbradley.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My message for the people working in the Cologuard®️ lab
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I love it when the worst types of people are angry about things like this
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“Piss on this fucking turd!” - Mr. White
A picture of pube beard Jake Paul next to his tweet saying Puerto Ricans are fake Americans and people shouldn’t watch the Bad Bunny halftime show
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
what a shot
halftime show
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
There are a lot of people who are going to complain about being unfairly vilified by that halftime show and it's because they know in their hearts they're on Team Hate.
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Dogpatch Press @dogpatch.press · 01/02/2026
Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Not the obituary I was hoping to read today. #RIP to a great one.
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Clear your calendars
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Based
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/01/2026
ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.
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Billy Bragg @billybragg.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...
youtube.com
BILLY BRAGG - CITY OF HEROES
YouTube video by Billy Bragg
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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If you understand this we can be friends
Screenshot of Schwab thinkorswim with a highlighted headline that reads “Polish Stocks Decline 1.3%”Glen from the film Raising Arizona. He is flashing his classic dumbass Glen smile.
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Tfw you’re getting belly rubs vs. tfw the belly rubs stop
 A small dog with her tongue sticking out and a look of euphoria on her face as she’s getting scritchesA small dog with her tongue hanging out wondering why the scritches have ceased
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
He was probably thinking of Burt Springsteen
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 18/01/2026
Hi it's me, author of "Fuck Unions: Why Dems Need To Destroy Those Dirty Sweaty Hogpeople" back with my latest book, "Gone Woke: How Democrats Lost Their Connection To The Working Class"
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man with a beard making a funny face in a dark room .
Alt: Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi in The Karate Kid. He smiles and nods approvingly.
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
SPY puts on Tuesday morning at market open
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If you want to appreciate a life of purpose and sacrifice, read this article. Godspeed, Mr. Christie.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Kamlager-Dove: Nobody said that about the January 6ers, did they? So, they didn’t comply. You know what they got for not complying with the law? A pardon from Trump. And dozens of them have gone out to commit additional crimes. So, I am so sick of the hypocrisy and the bullshit.
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Wu-Tang Gland @darkhofstadter.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
“A million and one”
A man sitting in an auction house and holding up his number to make a bid
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2026
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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