Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 18hPaw Paw Bear has been muzzled! Queer ceramic fake taxidermy. Part of my solo show “Animal Tails & Magick” At Vortex Pottery in Seattle. 030
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I absolutely love my new rope! Thank you www.blackbirdrope.com 020
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Introducing: Mister Spanky Bear! A paddle in progress 🐻 190
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hello friends, you are all cordially invited my first ceramics solo show: “Animal Tails & Magick: Fur, Fangs and Flesh” The opening reception is on September 19th, 2026 at 6pm @VortexPotterySeattle. 517 Aloha St. Seattle, WA 98109. The show closes October 10th (1/2) 160
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 04/08/2026New storage unit, so cleaning some files. That one time I was a poster boy for the first San Francisco queer youth phone chat line, that I helped found. I think it was 1991? 150
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 26/07/2026What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas …Or so they say 170
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Porcelain deer for my upcoming solo show. The accents are real gold, via Colorobbia lusters ✨🦌💧 031
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 21/06/2026When random boys call me “Daddy” I want to warn them: You are barking at the wrong tree kiddo. I am more like an irresponsible uncle. All the fun, absolutely no responsibility and questionable life choices. Happy Fathers Day to the real Daddies out there! 🏳️🌈❤️🌈 060
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 06/05/2026So my loves, today we commemorate the brave unarmed Zacapoaxtla indigenous people of Mexico beating the tar out of Napoleon III’s army. A reminder that your courage, determination and heart can change the world ❤️ 040
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 02/05/2026These beauties are on sale at the Seattle Erotic Art Festival this weekend! Come check them out! 120
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Sphinx cat ceramic cups. Alien hairless kitties you can drink from 😸✨ 060
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Sphinx cat cups. Hairless alien kitties you can drink from! 😸✨ 020
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 04/04/2026More chía shenanigans. Check out my previous post! 040
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I was interviewed by National Geographic about the Mexican folk origins, and deep spiritual significance of these quirky clay figurines. “Your chia pet’s roots are deeper than you think”. Learn about ‘The Secret History of Your Chia Pet’ in the April 2026 issue. 060
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Hello friends, I am glad to inform the Seattle Erotic Art Festival will be carrying my ceramics at their gift shop. If you happen to be in Seattle this may, you should go check out this exciting festival! www.seaf.art/tickets/seaf.artSeattle Erotic Art Festival | TicketsSeattle Erotic Art Festival tickets and info. Purchase tickets for Seattle's sexiest events. 1112
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It’s like a teddy bear, but with a gas mask. And you can drink from its head. That’s all. #queerceramics 060
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Friends in the Seattle area, hope you can make it to SLAM! Tuesday March 24, at Vermillion Gallery. I will be showcasing my kinky ceramics there, in the company of great artists. Hope you can make it. 3136
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Starbucks, please stop polluting The Yucatán coastline. Thank you. 030
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Some heroes have blue hair, carry homemade signs and play the bagpipes. The young people that participated in the walkout deserve all my respect. ✊🏽🚫🧊 020
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Trinket trays for the apocalypse. Seriously, 🚫 Abolish 🧊 040
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 27/01/2026May I be granted the strength and fortitude of a Mexican mama in times of need 🙏🏽 030
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Oh yeah, one more thing! Fuck ICE. And fuck you, if you support ICE. That’s all. 030
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Learned a lot about canes last night, at Seattle’s Gentleman’s Impact Group! From “Nursery” to “Dragon” canes, these beauties go from sensation to real punishment. Have you tried them? Would you?! 160
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Pass the tequila and the ammo! New work at the studio to bring in the new year. Margaritas after. 040
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Yes, I have a dirty mind. Happy plugmass, everyone! 🌲❤️❄️ 030
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 24/12/2025If you are going to be a sheep, at least be a black sheep 🖤🐑🖤 140
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Some days you have to remember that your existence is resistance. You exist in the wold and that is good enough for me. 020
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 06/12/2025‘Tis the season for Krampus! These ceramic mini ring dishes are quite festive. Happy Krampusnacht. 041
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 01/12/20251/3 Ageism in our community is a sad reality. On this day I want to speak to people under 27. Survivors are your allies, when the world turns dark. The US Government no longer observes World AIDS Day, but you can honor an elder by sharing a meal, resistance strategies, stories or by saying thanks. 1176
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Join me at the Macabre Makers Market on Sunday, December 6 at Obec Brewing, in Ballard, from 2-7 PM. Will you join our frightfully festive fun? Entry is free! 21+ Obec is located at: 1144 NW 52nd St, in Ballard. 141
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 20/11/2025You better watch out, you better not pout! Krampus is coming to town 👹 170
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 18/11/2025So apparently I am “Unc” now? Is that good? 🤷🏽♂️ 140
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 15/11/2025If you have to be a 😈🍆 at least be a big one 0151
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 12/11/2025A wheel thrown shaving cup, decorated in the sgraffito technique. Yes, some relationships can be toxic…. 2100
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Jardinerito, are you sad and wary? || Why are your blooms so grim, and scary?|| petals so black, and thorns that bite?|| I grow black flowers at night! 020
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 07/11/2025This is the heaviest strap I own #spanksgiving 4375
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Who is ready for Spanksgiving? #Spanksgiving 2281
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Some say we die twice: When we are put in the grave, and in the future, when our name is spoken for the last time. Have a heartfelt Día de Los Muertos my friends, remember the loved ones that have crossed over. 1150
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Ghosts of Halloween past. Do I really NEED to wear a diaper with my costume?! Happy Halloween fiends 💀👻🎃 1334
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 30/10/2025This little Day of the Dead puppy I made will be on display at Bonito Cafe in Seattle! Other paper mache skeletons and Xolo dogs will be on display as well, come on down and celebrate your muertitos! 💀☠️🐩 2153
Reposted by Dark GardenerLeather Archives & Museum @leatherarchives.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Absolutely died on October 26, 1993 of AIDS. He had lived with HIV for years and was diagnosed with AIDS in 1991. Did you know Absolutely? Contact the LA&M to help preserve his memory in the community archive. 🖤 051
Reposted by Dark GardenerLeather Archives & Museum @leatherarchives.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Absolutely Nobody was a member of the Seattle Men in Leather and hosted their first annual holiday party. He ran for Lieutenant Governor of Washington in 1992. The cornerstone of his campaign was to abolish the elected position. 1131
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 25/10/2025A ceramic dog cup I made. I think it is perfect for gin & grapefruit. A grayhound! What’s your favorite dog inspired cocktail? 150
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Wheel thrown ghosts and hand built ceramic luminaries. They are friendly, for the most part. 150