Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Paw Paw Bear has been muzzled! Queer ceramic fake taxidermy. Part of my solo show “Animal Tails & Magick” At Vortex Pottery in Seattle. 030
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yes, of course there is a thrill. They just want to feel desired and wanted, it is a dopamine chase. People like that already have unhealthy relationships. Trust me, you are better off without them. 030
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I absolutely love my new rope! Thank you www.blackbirdrope.com 020
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Introducing: Mister Spanky Bear! A paddle in progress 🐻 190
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Si te gano la pipí, una tocadita por delante, se puede sentir húmedo. Pero si te hiciste del 2, te reviso por las pompis, bebé. 110
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 11/08/2026This collection of clay and porcelain art honors the living myths we carry: Creatures that teach us transformation, resilience, mischief, and the sacred ferocity of survival: Questioning the fine line between predator and prey, where beasts become teachers, tricksters and vessels of power (2/2) 020
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hello friends, you are all cordially invited my first ceramics solo show: “Animal Tails & Magick: Fur, Fangs and Flesh” The opening reception is on September 19th, 2026 at 6pm @VortexPotterySeattle. 517 Aloha St. Seattle, WA 98109. The show closes October 10th (1/2) 160
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 04/08/2026New storage unit, so cleaning some files. That one time I was a poster boy for the first San Francisco queer youth phone chat line, that I helped found. I think it was 1991? 150
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 26/07/2026What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas …Or so they say 170
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Porcelain deer for my upcoming solo show. The accents are real gold, via Colorobbia lusters ✨🦌💧 031
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 21/06/2026When random boys call me “Daddy” I want to warn them: You are barking at the wrong tree kiddo. I am more like an irresponsible uncle. All the fun, absolutely no responsibility and questionable life choices. Happy Fathers Day to the real Daddies out there! 🏳️🌈❤️🌈 060
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 21/06/2026They never call, they never write! Boys these days….🙄 020
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 06/05/2026So my loves, today we commemorate the brave unarmed Zacapoaxtla indigenous people of Mexico beating the tar out of Napoleon III’s army. A reminder that your courage, determination and heart can change the world ❤️ 040
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 03/05/2026I am sure you were amazing! Glad you got to attend an event. 030
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The Seattle Erotic Art Festival is this weekend! Come check it out! 020
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 02/05/2026These beauties are on sale at the Seattle Erotic Art Festival this weekend! Come check them out! 120
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Sphinx cat ceramic cups. Alien hairless kitties you can drink from 😸✨ 060
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Sphinx cat cups. Hairless alien kitties you can drink from! 😸✨ 020
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 04/04/2026More chía shenanigans. Check out my previous post! 040
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I was interviewed by National Geographic about the Mexican folk origins, and deep spiritual significance of these quirky clay figurines. “Your chia pet’s roots are deeper than you think”. Learn about ‘The Secret History of Your Chia Pet’ in the April 2026 issue. 060
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Sadly I am not. But I will be going to festival at some point. 000
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Hello friends, I am glad to inform the Seattle Erotic Art Festival will be carrying my ceramics at their gift shop. If you happen to be in Seattle this may, you should go check out this exciting festival! www.seaf.art/tickets/seaf.artSeattle Erotic Art Festival | TicketsSeattle Erotic Art Festival tickets and info. Purchase tickets for Seattle's sexiest events. 1112
Dark Gardener @darkgardener.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It’s like a teddy bear, but with a gas mask. And you can drink from its head. That’s all. #queerceramics 060