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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

August is officially the worst month of the year 😔

Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Happy birthday, dad! All your neurodivergent kids appreciate that you were classy enough to die two weeks after your birthday... really help us schedule the mourning, and figure out meds dosage I have a headache, I'm blaming it on you 💜

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Tomorrow's my dad's birthday, and the 31st is the anniversary of his death... gonna be an interesting two weeks My wallet is already feeling it, I've been getting dopamine from buying stuff

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"The Art of Over the Garden Wall" is being reissued in an expanded edition ❤️ Regular edition >> www.catsuka.com/shopping/ind... Deluxe edition >> www.catsuka.com/shopping/ind...

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

ADHD is amazing, I opened an app to order food, ended up looking at gaming headsets, and finally bought a ring Still not food... this has been going on for 42 minutes

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

After searching my trash so carefully, that both my FBI agent and my Chinese spy called overkill, I can confirm that the ring is still misplaced in my home... so, technically, I still have it!

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I might've (might not) lost (misplaced) an over $1500 (may be around $1000+) ring that I acquired through solicitation (it was a bet)... My council of elders (my oldest siblings and cousins) aren't happy with me, even though: A, it was my ring And B, I'm pretty sure somewhere in my apartment?

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My favorite "ADHD meds are dangerous, and can get you addicted", is that I had my morning pills box in front of me, and still took me two hours to remember to take them

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Decided to play FAFO #Cyberpunk2077... I'll post the playthrough summary here (until ADHD takes the wheel and I forget) Why is it FAFO? Cause these bitches get the wheel:

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

When you reinstall BlueSky cause it's the only way to check on @trixietricoter.bsky.social

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

#yunmengshuangjie #jinzixuan Jin Zixuan: hi, I came to bail out my wife Officer: she was with her brothers Jin Zixuan: is there a discount if I pay for the three of them?

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The fact that Alhaitham's birthday letter is basically him being Paimon's advisor... letting her know about her tests and studies Mr "I don't like doing bothersome things", saw Paimon and went "but she's worth it" Also, Paimon is a Vahumana student, it fits her

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Everyone is interested in Heated Rivalry and how good it is... and you, sitting quietly, remembering reading the Stucky fanfiction

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

People need to stop calling weak men "small dick energy", cause I have been informed, by several straight women, that men with small dicks tend to supplement this deficiency with additional skills

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

So, I forgot my older sister calls her winter bush (not a plant) old grandpa Older sister: old grandpa is officially dead, winter is over Me, who has no grandfather alive: grandpa is dead? 😱 Older sister: ... Eli Me, five minutes later, realizing: ohhhhhh

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Me, to my new Argentinian DM, slightly shy: I was wondering if I could play a warlock/paladin, who has a both a pact and is a follower of sailor moon Argentinian DM: that's awesome! Do you mind if I tell the cleric? He was looking for a god

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

PSA, from a Minnesotan to the southies: water, you gonna gallons of water, battery powered radio, extra batteries flashlight, non perishables (peanut butter, eggs, cans, cookies, granola, rice, nothing that needs refrigeration), can opener! Thermal blanket, the emergency kind, hygiene products,

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

And this is why I don't fear an AI apocalypse anymore I'll still apologize to my toaster when I shout at it.... just in case

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Rain @artiacinsomnist.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

how’d he get in there…

Digital art of Xie Lian as a white ferret. He is stuck in one of Hua Chengs silver vambraces. only his head, back legs, and tail stick out. His mouth hangs open, making him look very startled and scandalized.

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

The thing about living in a small city, and being a lesbian, is that I either already met most of the women on the app... or they're women looking for a third with their boyfriend They get really quiet when I tell them that I'm up for pegging their boyfriends

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Not buying it is the better--- Ohhh, you mean stealing it and throwing it in the garbage, that's better

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

My eyes are getting more fucked up, had to stop playing games cause I could barely read the text... and I'm not doing so hot reading up close either

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Everyone should have a twin brother

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I know that Maduro was a fucking piece of shit... still I apologize profusely for what my country did* in Venezuela *Or might do

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Me: my depression is getting worse 😔 My mom, an educated woman: maybe you should stop taking your meds, I mean, they're obviously not working Siblings, also in the chat: *windows error sound* Mom: maybe I should go and visit you! Sister: mom, you're breaking up, are you going through a tunnel?

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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Gamers. It’s time

Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas

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Gators Daily 🐊 @gatorsdaily.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Today is a good day to learn that your dad almost (accidentally) killed you and your twin when you were 8 months old Like, really mom? We didn't need that story! I already have enough to unpack on therapy!

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Broke three toes, at work, I had to fight with people to be allowed to work from home My siblings think I should've taken the leave, but I've depression, I need structure y'all

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Me, checking the woods after the rain: I'm sure nothing bad will happen Me, returning to my cabin covered in mud and pine needles: well, that happened

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I'm about to run away to the forest for my birthday... Argentinian friend: I'm not surprised, I hope you have fun Me: really? AF: yes, you're Scorpio through and through, it's either a small gathering or spending the time by yourself. Have fun, bring me a souvenir Me: you really get me 🥹

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

When you finish showering, are in nice fresh clothes, and your body decides to recreate a murder scene 😒

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

I organized a trip for my birthday, cause it's a long holiday, and I have vacation days left to use But, the red tides loomed on the horizon... I have never been more happy to have my period y'all 🤣🤣

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Problem is replicated on several sites, so I know it's not you, you already work hard enough

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Can someone explain to me how, while living in a different hemisphere from my mom's, do I get in trouble for the airline changing her seats? (x-posted to Twitter)

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Does anyone ever check how many words in a fanfiction and goes "175,152 words? Some light reading before sleep" It's a whole book! We read whole books about our favorite characters every day! Fanfiction writers and AO3, the only reason my sanity is intact

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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 05/11/2025

"'They’re spending more money than I would even tax them,' [Mamdani] said in an interview with MSNBC last week." This is the message. Make it clear that these billionaires aren't just worried about losing money. They're worried about losing the ability to exchange their money for power.

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 04/11/2025

It's cool how we keep proving over and over and over again that there's a significant market for narrative-heavy, character-driven, single-player experiences in video games and publishers just categorically refuse to believe us

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

"Why there's no Nahida?" Because Nahida was trapped most of the time and is a baby, she gets a pass

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 03/11/2025

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of October!

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