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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

August is officially the worst month of the year 😔

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

It's very ironic that YOU are telling people to hydrate

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

That's his emotional support jiujiu

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Happy birthday, dad! All your neurodivergent kids appreciate that you were classy enough to die two weeks after your birthday... really help us schedule the mourning, and figure out meds dosage I have a headache, I'm blaming it on you 💜

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Dude, ebooks are great, and you don't have to choose

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Tomorrow's my dad's birthday, and the 31st is the anniversary of his death... gonna be an interesting two weeks My wallet is already feeling it, I've been getting dopamine from buying stuff

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

What people think ADHD meds do: make you become neurotypical What ADHD meds do: improve your concentration, and eliminate your executive dysfunction, so you can concentrate on the history of Hatsune Miku

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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"The Art of Over the Garden Wall" is being reissued in an expanded edition ❤️ Regular edition >> www.catsuka.com/shopping/ind... Deluxe edition >> www.catsuka.com/shopping/ind...

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Like brain shaped? Does it have a Pepsi logo?

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

ADHD is amazing, I opened an app to order food, ended up looking at gaming headsets, and finally bought a ring Still not food... this has been going on for 42 minutes

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

My eldest brother is already in the job 😂

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

After searching my trash so carefully, that both my FBI agent and my Chinese spy called overkill, I can confirm that the ring is still misplaced in my home... so, technically, I still have it!

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

All parentheses are my corrections to the recollection of the story

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I might've (might not) lost (misplaced) an over $1500 (may be around $1000+) ring that I acquired through solicitation (it was a bet)... My council of elders (my oldest siblings and cousins) aren't happy with me, even though: A, it was my ring And B, I'm pretty sure somewhere in my apartment?

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

My favorite "ADHD meds are dangerous, and can get you addicted", is that I had my morning pills box in front of me, and still took me two hours to remember to take them

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Decided to play FAFO #Cyberpunk2077... I'll post the playthrough summary here (until ADHD takes the wheel and I forget) Why is it FAFO? Cause these bitches get the wheel:

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

When you reinstall BlueSky cause it's the only way to check on @trixietricoter.bsky.social

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

#yunmengshuangjie #jinzixuan Jin Zixuan: hi, I came to bail out my wife Officer: she was with her brothers Jin Zixuan: is there a discount if I pay for the three of them?

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The fact that Alhaitham's birthday letter is basically him being Paimon's advisor... letting her know about her tests and studies Mr "I don't like doing bothersome things", saw Paimon and went "but she's worth it" Also, Paimon is a Vahumana student, it fits her

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Everyone is interested in Heated Rivalry and how good it is... and you, sitting quietly, remembering reading the Stucky fanfiction

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

People need to stop calling weak men "small dick energy", cause I have been informed, by several straight women, that men with small dicks tend to supplement this deficiency with additional skills

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Are we talking about an actual semester? Or January, cause I could swear it has been a full year already Anyways, don't sweat it, you're a great teacher, you'll be scooped up right quick

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

So, I forgot my older sister calls her winter bush (not a plant) old grandpa Older sister: old grandpa is officially dead, winter is over Me, who has no grandfather alive: grandpa is dead? 😱 Older sister: ... Eli Me, five minutes later, realizing: ohhhhhh

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Seems like a good guy, I'll check how things go on Tuesday

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Me, to my new Argentinian DM, slightly shy: I was wondering if I could play a warlock/paladin, who has a both a pact and is a follower of sailor moon Argentinian DM: that's awesome! Do you mind if I tell the cleric? He was looking for a god

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Did I say med kit? Also, if you can find pocket warmers that help too Conserve phone battery

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Keep your tap dripping Be safe, check with others often, if you can help your neighbor do so, but don't put yourself in danger for them, otherwise emergency services will have to help two people instead of one Can't think of anything else

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

female hygiene products, trash bags, non electric heaters, not wood unless you actually have a chimney that's regularly maintained, pet food, stuff for babies (if you have anything), your meds, keep extra Fridges/freezers keep the cold longer if they're full, put a blanket over the door

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

PSA, from a Minnesotan to the southies: water, you gonna gallons of water, battery powered radio, extra batteries flashlight, non perishables (peanut butter, eggs, cans, cookies, granola, rice, nothing that needs refrigeration), can opener! Thermal blanket, the emergency kind, hygiene products,

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

And this is why I don't fear an AI apocalypse anymore I'll still apologize to my toaster when I shout at it.... just in case

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Dude, I say this with all my love, I hate you I have a guarantee and she still hasn't come home 😞

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I can feel him judging me.... and I'm alright with that 😌 Beautiful, thank you!

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Rain @artiacinsomnist.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

how’d he get in there…

Digital art of Xie Lian as a white ferret. He is stuck in one of Hua Chengs silver vambraces. only his head, back legs, and tail stick out. His mouth hangs open, making him look very startled and scandalized.

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

The thing about living in a small city, and being a lesbian, is that I either already met most of the women on the app... or they're women looking for a third with their boyfriend They get really quiet when I tell them that I'm up for pegging their boyfriends

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Not buying it is the better--- Ohhh, you mean stealing it and throwing it in the garbage, that's better

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Dude, kids thinking that they know more than you is hilarious And when they realize that you actually know more than them... there's nothing better 😂😂

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

My eyes are getting more fucked up, had to stop playing games cause I could barely read the text... and I'm not doing so hot reading up close either

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

According to my nibblings I'm cool 😎

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

I have had grey hair since I was like 18, I just don't give a fuck anymore and stopped dyeing it

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Dude, my niece thought I wasn't going to understand what genderfluid was, because I'm so old... Which hilarious cause I'm genderfluid You get a couple of greys and people think you're a boomer

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

You could tell her that something surprised you, and when she asks "what", tell her it was the twist at the end

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Eli 🍉🐎 🎃 @darkbluemint.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Everyone should have a twin brother

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