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Kaylin (she/they)

@darkbitchual.bsky.social
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Trans Joan of arc that god never spoke to.

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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 5h
#tokentober day 2: 1/1 human token. I figure on battlefields full of eldrazi and zombies and frogs with psychic powers you gotta be a lil crazy as a 1/1 human. So here, she’s crazy, that’s not a real weapon girly. But she’s got guts spunk and moxie.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 6h
Alright this is what I’m going with. Cutting the one ring was iffy but since I’m cutting enlightened tutor that’s easier to justify since we’re down a big target. Top of the library tutors are huge for this so those stay, fast mana can help in a variety of ways and balance is nuts. Sorry Tamiyo :(
Points spread for Canadian Highlander turbo citadel. Imperial seal, balance, mana vault, mystical tutor, vampiric tutor and tinker.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 11h
Guess who forgot she’s playing canlander tomorrow? Meeeee! So excited. Time to make my final choices on my points for citadel storm.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Day one of #tokentober starts with a big eyed cutie with a clanky little booty
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok I’ve been getting back into my hobbies like music and drawing so let’s give this a whirl
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s been a bag of jerky on the window ledge above this awning for weeks now. I think they’re gonna take her down yall. She’ll be a legend in my mind forever.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An Italian with a cold, baba bia
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve finally seen mama mia. Im a real girl, Meryl Streep told me so through song and dance.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pharmacy and insurance got me all confused. 133 for one vial of E or 150 for three vials? No idea why but I’ll be stocked up I guess.
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Miss Machete, Pumpkin Spice Cannibal @miss-machete.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me, eating a DVD Collection of the Tremors box set:
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A bag of cat that keeps me alive
A sweet tuxedo kitty with big eyes in a paper bag
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally I have my meds again! Now I can have less panic attacks and more boob
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Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ Has Menace and Ward 2 @ratqueenem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I also did miss out on a full pay period and won’t get back on track until this new job pays in a week or two, so I’d appreciate any help staying afloat til then🥲 ko-fi.com/rathousepr/g...
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching twister in a cute lil motel in Wisconsin during a thunderstorm and it’s a vibe
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hrVst-m00n, Vtuber @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
sorry to keep asking anything helps ko-fi.com/hrvstm00n
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The Seven-Foot Slut @abigail-is-nancy.northsky.social · 19/09/2026
cult classic lesbian giantess movie 'But I'm A 50-ft Cheerleader'
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cutest motel ever. We’re in the “western room”.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Weekend roadtrip to Wisconsin. Staying focused on driving I swear.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My god watching wheeler play a Paradox Academy list and I am obsessed. I need to build this deck. I know what I am, I embrace my combo degen self and I love her.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well that’s quite enough of today I’m out
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pharmacy delays have messed up my shot for a week and a half and I am definitely unwell
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Told a coworker the hobby they were thinking of getting into was “cheaper than warhammer so why not”. With that bar, you can do anything. Buy a new house, a car, a pottery kiln. “It’s cheaper than warhammer”.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Boobed boobily at the gay cat punk cocktail bar
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Alright someone come over for drinks we’re gonna go through the discography of the band Unwound
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I did not spill the cocktail to clarify, I got class
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A cocktail has been spilled all over my outfit ☹️ I hate being damp in public
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hot dog got me feelin like I need a cocktail got me feelin like I need a hot dog got me feelin
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Date night. We’re gettin hot dogs and cocktails.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
innistrad jeff rosenstock be like WE DONT WANNA LIVE INSIDE A HELLLLLVAAAAAULT
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trying to figure out my new point spread for turbo citadel in Canadian Highlander. This is a challenge and I like it.
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Golgari Gal @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I CAN FEEL SOMETHING INSIDE ME SAYING “I REALLY DON’T THINK YOU’VE DREDGED ENOUGH” NOOOOO
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In my cozies eatin soup with my love :)
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fucking walgreens said my meds were ready for pickup last Thursday and I showed up and they had nothing. Now they’re saying I don’t have any orders for meds there at all.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ohhh a brisk chill in the air today, I’m making soup
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hrVst-m00n, Vtuber @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
good news, i was just barely able to get my phone turned back on, yay bad news, 300 in bills coming out over the next three days and I have $9
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Happy Saturday nerds
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nine ellesbians
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tiny lil hair trim so here’s a morning me :)
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Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ Has Menace and Ward 2 @ratqueenem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
H! I had to leave my last job for mental health reasons (You may have seen me ranting about it here lol) I'm starting a new, much better, one by the end of September which will allow me to become more economically stable. In the meantime, I could use a bit of help as i'll be missing a paycheck.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
nerd
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We make that chimera indestructible and we’re off to the races yall.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My upstairs neighbor has the world’s heaviest feet and my neighbor across the hall keeps slamming his door. I’m surrounded by disturbers of the peace. I just wanna read my book :(
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ohhh beholding a Jace who cares. Lemme know when I can beholding bofur. Bofur deez.. oh, I’ve been told that’s my time thank u gnight.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m so sleepy. The sleepiest lil thing against the world. So sleep.
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Help an absolute gem if you can 🖤
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Goodnight to gays only
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Kaylin (she/they) @darkbitchual.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bruh the door dasher sent a picture of a bush and stole my chicken sandwich I cannot win lately
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