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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper

@darkadaptedeye.bsky.social
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Moistened Bint Books, Cats, Climbing, Football ⚽️, Humour, Nachos, OCD, Politics, Rock and/or Roll, Spreadsheets. 🏳️‍🌈

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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 18h
"Still goth as fuck", I mutter while buying my family matching pyjamas.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Having to work on a warm, sunny Saturday: Daaaad! Can I go play spreadsheets outside?
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@grapesad.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Best installation art I saw at #supercrawl this year. (J/K, it was on the walk of shame home.)
A discarded mattress in a front garden of sunflowers on Wilson Street in Hamilton.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hate to submit a bad review but it's my civic duty.
Screenshot of my LCBO review of Willibald's Berry Spritz that tastes like medieval torture.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So you hate the word 'moist'... Let me present: creamery.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hot coyotes in your area want to eat you.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Restaurant idea: we only serve bread and mayonnaise. $40 tasting menu
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
These are the types of burning questions mainstream media are afraid to ask.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fun quiz even for a Canadian. I was raised in T'ronno but apparently I talk like Noo Yawk or Seattle?
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I suspect noise bylaws (11pm-7am quiet time) were written in an era where most people worked 9-5 and did not have much of a commute. I propose 8pm to 10am.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Booked today off just so I can work in peace.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Found my lost Juul vape.
Juul vape hanging magnetically in washing machine drum.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Game face on, me hearties.
It's me in a Pride jersey in front of a Forge FC flag.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
introducing brotatoes™, the potatoes for men
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
they’re called spreadsheet people because cellists was taken
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Mangdar's Mixology Minute Piña Colaski (light, 5:2) -In sealable container: 4 parts Pineapple Juice 1 part Cream of Coconut 4 parts Vodka -Shake vigorously, pour over: 5 parts Diet Lemon-Lime Soda on ice -Stir or swish to blend, enjoy.
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No offense but why would you decide to go big if the other option is to go home
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I hope someone loves you as much as a cat loves a cardboard box.
Cat sleeping in a box
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Felt cute, whatever. 🤷‍♀️ #ThisIs50
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Feels like ages since I was #ROTFLMAO.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
First cicada chorus of the summer. I am in heaven.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Do you think the Americans would like a gift basket of my fresh, home-garden lettuce as an apology for all that smoke? Too soon?
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Jen the Feisty Librarian @feistywaters.com · 16/07/2026
Americans thinking Canadian wildfire smoke shouldn’t affect them and Canadians thinking FDA cuts won’t affect our food supply. We’re all on this continent together, buckos. Smoke, parasites and viruses don’t care about borders.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
North American sports officials apparently don't understand the difference between water and air. #NWSL #smoke (No, I will not be attending the #ForgeFC match tonight if it goes ahead.)
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Changing the word "election" to "erection" in every news headline will fix me.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Weekend At Bernie's memes break internet as US man-turtle hybrid refuses to show proof of life.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
American MAHA woowoo suddenly makes sense to me. If it costs as much as a house to get proper healthcare, then of course people will drink bleach and put rocks up their orrifices as an affordable alternative.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Thinking about starting an Earworm War...
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Now I'm pondering a Cheese Library and my night is ruined.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I suppose we don't have to worry about the orange pedo intervening in future matches. ...Just the rest of the worldwide Epstein corruption class.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Perfect World Cup matchday. #WC2026 All the noisy neighbours can go to bed now.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How much you wanna bet this American ref is going to fall for every Brazilian dive and display of the dark arts? #WC2026
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
FC Supra's other keeper is called Vanilli. #CanPL
Goalkeeper's name is Milli on his jersey.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Interesting that white women with naturally curly hair are now featured on tv ads. Is it 80s nostalgia?
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is your annual Luka Modric/Robert Carlyle separated-at-birth announcement.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Eatin' snacks and pettin' cats.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
37°C in the shade, phone says it's too hot to charge. (Factoring in humidex it's 49°C)
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Holy hell we have some football tonight!
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'll never understand Americans' complete conviction that it's called a "gold kick" and the bizarre usage of the plural "offsides". #WC2026
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Getting swarmed by both mosquitoes and fireflies so I can't swat anything. Stupid whimsical cute glow bugs.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Would appreciate the option of @dieworkwear.bsky.social on these flimsy Moroccan jerseys. #wc2026
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Wow, Canada has now progressed further than Germany in this World Cup. Worth the wait. #WC2026
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
🤣
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This shoe rack is great if your household consists of 2 1/2 people.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Understood. Copy. 10-4. I will never make Jell-o again.
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
‘You can’t make billions without hurting people’: Cory Doctorow on Elon Musk, the AI bubble and bosses’ cruel fantasies
The writer who coined the word ‘enshittification’ tells us why AI will never deliver what it promises – and why it still appeals so much to those in power
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🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper @darkadaptedeye.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The Straights of Hormuz but it's a Village People cover band.
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