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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy Caturday! From the archives, here’s a Creepy (Hazel) little blep. #caturday #cat #catsofbluesky

A calico cat lying on her back, with both front legs in the air, and her tongue half out of her mouth. Photo features my fiancée’s hand and part of my leg.

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026

A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻

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Roblee14 @vegasdude83.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Lets be honest anyone who calls themselves a Christian nationalist should be ineligible for federal office because their beliefs make it impossible to hold an oath to the Constitution which not only calls for freedom of religion but keeping religion & government separate

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I ditched my smart watch and bought a dumb pedometer from 1998. Also one for my fiancée. Bonus appearance by The Creep™️ (Hazel) Pikachu pedometers because obviously. We are millennials for fuck’s sake.

Two vintage Pokémon pedometers, both Pikachu and one in color, with a calico cat checking in

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Dru @druorfalse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

mfs will watch a 3 and a half hour NFL game with more commercial ads than gameplay and then tell you that "soccer is boring". Mental illness.

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Dial Liz-Z for Zombie (Lizzy Rose Oliver - Voice Actress) @lizzyrosevo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Men crying about "fairness in women's sports" should immediately be questioned on their knowledge about women's sports.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The poor Bat (Cecelia) needed a beer after being “attacked” by the Creep (Hazel, not pictured.) #caturday #cat #bonushashtag

A tabby cat lying on the floor with a cat toy beer can at her front feet.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Creep (Hazel) is jealous of Espeon. She’s not entirely convinced that it’s not a real cat, I guess, cos she gets in my fiancée’s lap every time she picks up Espeon. #cat #catsofbluesky #bonushashtag

A calico cat sniffing at an Espeon plush, on a bed.

The same calico cat, in my fiancée’s lap. Every time she picks up Espeon, the Creep gets in her lap.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I actually won @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social Teal Trivia last week! My tumbler will be shipped soon and posted here. I’ve been participating in Teal Trivia and Teal Drops for as long as they’ve been a thing and I finally won one.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Why doesn’t Lorena make Stuver money? She’s as good, or better, of a keeper. Guess her mistake was choosing female goalkeeper as a career path. #paydisparity #wagegap

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Watching @intermiamicf.bsky.social with my emotional support demons. Up 2-1 over Atlanta United.

Two plushie emotional support demons on the back of a couch, facing a tv with the Inter Miami match on.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Watching @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social with my plushies. This is normal and, actually, a small amount of plushies - only Mango and Kara. Cannot wait to see the Current in person in a few weeks. Tickets in hand. Support women’s sports, damn it.

Two plushies, sold by The Click on Makeship, sitting on the back of the couch. They are facing a television screen displaying KC Current’s Starting XI.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s not radical that we want less economic pressure. My grandma raised three kids, on a single income, and as a homeowner. I’m 43 and “grateful” in big air quotes that the rent is only $1825. @robsandia.bsky.social I hope you’ll address this. If you want to keep ppl in IA let us buy homes.

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KC Current @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

NWSL. AFTER. DARK. ⚡️ 🆚 Bay FC ⏰ 9PM CT 🏟 PayPal Park 📺 Prime #BAYvKC | #KCBABY

"Matchday" graphic Bay vs KC at 9PM on Prime

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The Creep (Hazel) must touch. Sometimes a pillow with all four feet. Sometimes my face or the top of my head. She also smacks my ass on the stairs sometimes so definitely defective. #cat #catsofbluesky

A sleeping calico cat, touching a pillow with a butterfly on it, with all four feet.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It didn’t take long for The Bat (Cecelia) to warm up to the new emotional support carrot. #cat #catsofbluesky

A tabby cat lying on a rug next to a large plush carrot. The cat is looking into the camera for once.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My fiancée and I are going to a @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social match in October. I’ll be wearing my Cooper shirt since I still haven’t shelled out for a keeper jersey. Go Lorena! One of the best keepers in NWSL.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Watching Leagues Cup tonight and wondering how a dude in the US can watch more Liga MX in an above-board fashion. Can anyone help me out? #leaguescup #mls #ligamx

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My fiancée didn’t comprehend my ability to find a(n) (association) football match basically whenever. I had a Caribbean match on earlier and a MLS replay on now. Accrington Stanley secured a point today too, which is nice, though I missed the match. Champions League soon, bitches.

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Tasha @toshyou.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

NO media 1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended Wa Post buried it A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it Repost the march they buried

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I know he’s not playing anymore but I’m wearing my Jordi Alba jersey as @intermiamicf.bsky.social is up 6-1 over Montreal. Loved Suarez’s performance tonight. And seeing Shaw score his first goal was amazing.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It’s #caturday again and The Creep (Hazel) thinks she wants to play Street Fighter II or Sonic the Hedgehog.

A calico cat attempting to climb onto a window ledge that’s covered in miniature arcade cabinets.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“A corn burrito. No a creamed corn burrito.” - me traumatizing my fiancée

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

So I was wearing my Manchester United zip up and caught hell from a Liverpool fan. She saw the red and got prematurely excited. This happened in West Des Moines.

Proudly rocking a Manchester United adidas zip up, in red and white.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Just saw @thetraecrowder.bsky.social tonight and the entire show was hilarious. Both openers included. Highly recommend seeing him on this tour.

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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 28/08/2026

300 days until the Women’s World Cup kicks off! Here’s a quick round up of what you need to know before Brazil 2027! Tag a friend in the thread to remind them!

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

OK, OK, OK . . . I give up. We'll renamed Lake Ontario! You're welcome!

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

So y’all know how a search engine works. Dolly covered Collective Soul’s Shine a thousand years ago and it’s still worth hearing. I’m a CS fan from way back when and hearing Dolly cover the song is pure magic and joy. Look it up. Thus ends my Dolly posting.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

PSA: the Bat (Cecelia) has mismatched toes. On all of her feet. #catsofbsky

My cat, lying on the floor next to my shoe, exposing her toes. She has two pink and two black toes on this foot.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

@evercade.co.uk My shelf is full, but my fiancée suggested getting a second shelf so I can buy more cartridges. She gets it.

A wooden IKEA shelf with 35 Evercade cartridges, in clamshell cases, hanging below a Dark Souls II Black Armor Edition map.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton Troubled To Find God Illiterate theonion.com/dolly-parton-troubled-…

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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ORPHANED CATS NEED FOREVER HOME IN NORTHEAST (PLEASE READ *ENTIRE* THREAD) My wife's childhood friend died Thursday, leaving his two *mildly* special-needs cats. The elder, Wally, is about 13. ABSOLUTELY affectionate cat; GLORIOUSLY dim. His only issue is that he poops in bathtubs if given a chance

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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

🚨 URGENT: Starting today, your state has to send your name to a federal database before it can mail you a ballot. If it refuses, the Post Office won't carry that state's ballots at all. EMERGENCY LETTER — TAKE 30 SECONDS: tinyurl.com/3f3m728j

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Tell Congress: Push back on Trump's attacks on our voting rights

Contact Congress today!

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This one goes out to Americans who watch Premier League. Their medium is a more athletic cut than a MLS medium. Lose ten pounds or buy a large. This post sponsored by the Manchester United/Cardiff City/Wrexham/Accrington Stanley fan in America.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Bruh I’m a punk rocker, ska jerk, synthwave enjoyer, and techno guy, but Dolly was still a big deal for me. She was like Fred Rogers, one of the best of us, and I hope we can carry forward her legacy.

A photo of A Holly Dolly Christmas on 8-track

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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 26/08/2026

remember: its not a data center its a surveillance data processing complex

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

On this #caturday I present the Bat and her emotional support carrot.

A barely awake chonk of a tabby cat resting her head on a plush carrot. The rug beneath them is loud and multicolored.

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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Trump is moving to repeal the Roadless Rule which protects 44 million acres of our public lands & forests. These are places where we go to hike, hunt, work, and pray. There 30 days speak up and save some of our most treasured lands. Submit YOUR public comment here: www.fs.usda.gov/managing-lan...

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

@mcchris.bsky.social is enforcing the no masturbation policy in my downstairs bathroom

An autographed photo of mc chris, looking disapprovingly, hung on the wall next to a door with a sign reading “absolutely no masturbating”

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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Imagine this You’re being kicked out of your house by settlers So you have to live in the middle of the desert with two waterholes just to survive as a human being Then the military comes to destroy all of it again leaving you to die So yeah.. Palestinians in the West Bank today

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Happy Caturday! Here’s the Creep trying to chitter and then tipping over.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

This is why I live on protein shakes, flatbread, and multivitamins. Jesus Christ, man, it doesn’t have to be like this.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Watching football with a bunch of plushies is totally an adult thing to do. Go @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social !

Four plushie emotional support demons and a plushie mango, as sold by The Click, on the back of a couch, facing a tv. A NWSL match, KC Current vs Gotham, is playing.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Both incredible players that I can’t wait to watch develop over their careers. Really looking forward to seeing @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social in October!

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Rocco Rios Novo is a good keeper. I prefer him over Dayne St. Clair.

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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 27/07/2026

Mike and The Bots will be back in theaters in the not-too-distant future! Catch MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments on the big screen on 09/09 and 09/13. Tickets here: www.fathomentertainment.com/releases/mst... @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I was 43 years old the first time I moshed at a hip hop show to a song about My Hero Academia. True story.

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Darius Bastardo in a Geo Metro @dariusbastardo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Hey chat, I found Mitch. He was lending his likeness to the most confusing movie I’ve ever seen.

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