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Hi Gay (as hell) Un-single (<3) I hate them gays Ask me anything else you wanna know thats not here 🚬

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CRITICAL ERROR @criticalerrorpod.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
food $200 phone $150 rent $800 all these fuckin animal crossing amiibos i bought because i feel bad that they're on clearance $4300 utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Cant wait for people to get pissed off at what Gooseworx is gonna do to the tadc cast cause the show accidentally attracted the wrong fandom (Pure speculation but I think I can trust my instincts to a certain extent)
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
NOOOOO IM ONLY IN THE TOP 2% OF LISTENERS FOR WILL WOOOODDDDD I SHOULDVE DONE BETTER IM SORRY WILL
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
So sad the penny had to be sacrificed to end the shut down
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Been watching the boys, and Amazon Prime does that thing I do where it says random facts during the show sometimes. This one just popped up, could not be more ominous lmao
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Im fucking devastated Detroit become human, why did you do this to me I tried so hard, theyre all fucking dead 11/10 game but goddamn its so fucking tragic
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Played silksong again after a week long break, team cherry PLEASE add back an optional hard mode I WANT THE HARD STUFF BAAACK Also how dare you remove that one specific flying cone enemy in the blasted steps right above those two bells and that secret pit that had something in it between the worms
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I have no proof, but I promise I knew gooseworx and kevin temmer before tadc I PROMISE
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Idk if Im crazy for this but I rebound the attack button for hollowknight/silksong to the right trigger, a big part of that is cause I got very used to some top down games that used it as the shoot/attack button, but also having that frees up my thumb to do other things while attacking
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Its great seeing everyone suffering as much as I am in silksong
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
The biggest insult I have ever received is my family telling me that Im the type of person to enjoy Big Bang Theory
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I love ikea, I only get to visit one once every like 2-3 years, and its always a legendary experience
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Okay so after further review I do *not* have a skill issue, silksong is just harder, to the point some people are calling it unfair. I feel like maybe team cherry shouldve added a “I havent played hollow knight before” difficulty, but I like it when hard games are forced to be hard
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I am going to cry either Im just shit at this game or its way harder then hollowknight
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Okay okay, Im on the select payment method page Stay tuned
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Silksong instantly crashing steam is amazing I have it just sitting in my cart, because everytime I go to “continue to payment” steam instantly sends an error message
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I love that with the lore of helldivers, every so often a helldiver gets called in for reinforcements solely to get onto the evac shuttle to leave again
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Thats funny, I got helldivers like 3 days after it released on xbox, which explains all the new video tutorials and stuff about it
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I hate that I cant trick “are you gay” quizzes cause 99% of the time it goes: “Whats your favorite animal?” “Whats your favorite drink?” “Are you romantically and/or sexually attracted to the same gender?”
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
People hating characters in kids shows because they depict how kids actually act is crazy People who hate kids for being annoying and wish they are banned from public spaces is even crazier We were all little shits at some point, get over it
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Its kind of sad that the #1 spot on the trending worlds list account thing ( @trendingworld.bsky.social ) is almost always Trump… please talk about something cooler (forget I said his name in this and the post I did 30 seconds ago)
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Oh they changed the logo, why is this making news? Idc if trump is behind this or not, release the list
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Ive seen two posts about cracker barrel in a short time period, did they do something I havent heard about?
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I think its kind of funny that the US is going through the ringer from the right, while in the UK (as far as my limited info goes) they are going through the ringer from the left. Censorship is censorship guys
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
My first ever encounter with the new sea of thieves kegs is when I killed a skelly sloop, which apparently drips smuggler loot now, and I accidentally harpooned it and I got unlucky enough that it instantly blew up my boat. Legendary introduction to the new update
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Im pirate legend now LETS FUCKING GOOOO
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
All cancel culture does is teach people that making a big mistake in their entire lifetime is unforgiveable (Although not all cancellations are unwarranted, like when the person is actively or recently participated in depraved shit, then sure, but im talking about digging up the past)
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Dominos what is this “Quality captain is making sure all is at its best” for 30+ MINUTES BULLSHIT IS HE LIKE TAKING SAMPLES AND SHIT? THE TIMER FUCKING RESET FROM “delivered in 0-1 minutes” TO “delivered in 28-38 minutes” DOMINOS ITS A MONDAY YOU ARE NOT THAT BUSY
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Contraversial take, but I like the minecraft End the way it is If anything, it just needs a touch up rather then a full revamp Add a structure or two, new mob maybe, better generation, but I like the feeling of the end being this never-ending desolate place, and biomes would ruin that (probably)
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Swings are the pinnacle of playground innovation. Dare I say, also the pinnacle of human innovation We wont talk about the tire swing, thats too much for our modern world/mind to comprehend
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Me when I memorized all the reaper cages at all the outposts because I die every other hourglass match
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Siiigggghhh
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Fuck my COMPUTER BRO I JUST WANNA PLAY THE NEW MAFIA GAAAAAAME PLEEEAAAAASE I BOUGHT THE DELUXE EDITION PREORDER AND EVEYRTHIIIINGG
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Placebo affect or not rainbow goldfish are just better then the normal ones Better cause I EAT THE GAYS
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 18/07/2025
a murder of crows has probable caws
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Cant believe “Elon’s Nazi Bot”™ is now in a contract with the Department of Defense In other words, a nazi AI is part of the US government now
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Colin (TBass) @triumphantbass.com · 18/07/2025
The best @theyetee.com shirt just arrived
Black shirt with skeletons saying the playstation can produce mind boggling effects
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Can no news source get to the fucking point and just show the image of Trumps damn letter? Or does it not even exist? I dont like Trump either guys, let me see the fucking letter
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Im gonna rip my hair out
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
a lot of times when i'm done wearing a shirt i'll wash it and wear it again a week or two later. sorry if that's gross but it saves tons of money
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Seeing right wing comments on yt and realizing I used to agree/think the same way is a surreal experience
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Sometimes I dont even know how my coworkers can mess up that bad
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
wife: what did i ask you to do? me: buy the name-brand repellent wife: and what did you do? me: i bought the cheap stuff wife: you bought the cheap stuff me: it was half the- wife: and what do we have now? me: *sigh* we have elephants wife: we have elephants
An elephant’s head bursts through the wall of a kitchen.
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
My brand of humor is often pretending to be a fucking dumbass, the only issue is some people for whatever reason think im serious sometimes…
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
dark vader from star wars
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I know I talked about useless furry drama like a few posts ago but Im lowkey tired of people calling anthro animal characters in media furries. Furries are real life people in the furry fandom, not even fursonas are furries, they’re fursonas. Mickey mouse is not a furry
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Midnight Burger podcast is my dream reality
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Dapper @dapperlastname.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Man…
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