Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 2hJust stirred some Bonne Maman caramelised apple spread into my porridgestatic.klipy.comTim And Eric Mind Blown Universe MemeAlt: Tim And Eric Mind Blown Universe Meme 120
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 19hWhen there simply isn't enough MSG in your meal, add this - a seasoning that feels like it should've been banned about 20 years ago 240
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Pining for my cardigan era, which was in full flow until this stupid interminable summer turned up 020
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here's the seal I saw on the Thames by Rainham, whose vibe kept being harshed by the rising tide. 031
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Saw Arthur asleep on my bed, went to pet him, and realised it was just a pile of pants I'd folded but hadn't put away 240
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The best cookie I've eaten anywhere in the world!! 4 stars. 100
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm having a post-birding pint in Hertford Heath, a village dominated by Haileybury School — an elite public school for "confident, motivated children who thrive in a busy, ambitious setting". Sounds like a lot of kids round here need a good wedgying. 010
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The local drug dealer said I've lost weight, so that's nice 060
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My new favourite comfort food is bean and cheese burritos. Refried beans, grated cheese and hot sauce - it's like the devil's baby food (if the devil were a cool mexican dude) Some chopped onions and bacon, bit of coriander, dash of lime juice. Aw yeah 🔱 200
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today at work I tried a new approach, whereby I abandoned any attempt to couch my thoughts in tactful language, in an effort to discourage certain people from ever emailing me again 010
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A woman at the self-checkouts asked me if I'd scan my nectar card on her shop so she could get the discounts and I'd get the points. I did, then she said "Thank you. Most people think I'm trying to scam them". And I had wondered that myself, but instead I said "People are so paranoid these days". 330
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just like I can't cycle past the bakery without buying a sausage roll, I can't go to Sainsbury's without buying these 010
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Rewarding myself for going to the tip by having my usual at the caff: 2 eggs Garlic sausage Halloumi Chips Beans I ordered it for years before they added a "create your own" section to their menu. My ultimate ambition is for them to add this to their set breakfast menu, and name it 'The Ripley'. 120
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Just seen my first Thames seal!! Chilling out on the mud in Aveley Bay, next to Rainham Marshes 140
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sometimes I wonder why I still have the TalkSport app on my phone, and then this happens 121
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ed Sheeran to host a benefit concert for our beleaguered king in a desperate last roll of the dice 062
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It did not occur to me that unwinding the sisal rope from a worn out cat scratching post would induce a feline Tough Mudder event 110
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Someone at work offered me a cinnamon dusted chocolate almond from Fortnum & Mason, and I said "Ooh thanks, I make chocolate almonds at home, but never thought to add cinnamon", and I could tell he didn't like that, because the main takeaway was meant to be that he shops at Fortnum & Mason 020
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A deadly supercell is forming over our nation's capital [complimentary] 120
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Apparently when a new cat owner asks you if you recommend any particular type of catnip, "Sativa" is not a useful answer. 000
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Dealing with the crushing embarrassment of having asked an IT guy to figure out why my desk monitor wouldn't display my laptop screen, only to watch him press the power button on the monitor. 140
Reposted by DanyoolRob Bingham @robbingham.eurosky.social · 15/09/2026Summer is over and the Travelodge’s fans have returned to their winter nesting grounds. 3197
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A small copse worth of paper packing material was used, but three ceramic pots have arrived undamaged, despite being delivered by DPD. The world is still full of miracles 🤗 120
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The topside of a common blue butterfly, and the underside of another common blue. Or possibly the same one. Hard to tell, really. 121
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just unscrewed a thermapen and cleaned out some battery corrosion, and the perfect tools for the job were all on the mini swiss army knife I keep on my keyring. What an incredible feeling 010
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I've been coveting this bottle of corn liqueur for a while, because have you ever seen such beauty in glass form? Finally pulled the trigger. Gonna make a corn old fashioned later 🤗 120
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every once in a while I look up the Airlander 10, aka "The Flying Bum", to see if it's gone into production yet after years of delays. Answer: not yet, but they're building a factory and taking orders, so that's progress. 020
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Can't wait to log off the work computer, crack open a beer and watch Derek iJacob and Sean Pert Wee acting their chops off in another episode of Cadfael 240
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm quite happy never finding out what an Omaze house is 000
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I gave a house spider 15 minutes to pick a quiet corner of the bedroom to hunker down in, instead of strolling about on the ceiling above my head, but it wouldn't listen, so I've chucked it outside. I expect it'll be back tomorrow with a chip on its shoulder. 000
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My mum doesn't like Carlos Alcaraz's new long haired style. I think he looks better with short hair too, but I'm not going to let her know that 000
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Here for no reason in particular is a slo-mo video of a Comma butterfly soundtracked by Look What I Can Do by LÒNIS & Anna Graceman 010
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I felt pain in my abdomen, and immediately thought about the worst case scenarios for what the cause could be. Then I remembered that yesterday I did some exercises to target my abs for the first time in about two years. 110
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Few things get me more excited than buying storage boxes. Lovely stackable boxes with lids and handles, hnnnggg Sure beats trying to own less crap! 120
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm at RSPB Wallasea Island. The landscape is a bleak coastal wetland devoid of trees. The skies are enormous. A sea wall blocks the view of the racist citadel of Burnham-on-Crouch. There are no sounds of people or machines. Only wind. I like it here. 160
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just looking up bank holiday monday events, so when I go birding I don't get stuck in a traffic jam for a V Festival or a Party in the Park or whatever they're called these days. "The Great British Wank Fest" probably 010
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Puce Tandy, Detective Inspector. Take me to where you found the body 020
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I saw a Little Grebe chick for the first time the other day. Had previously assumed that adult Little Grebes spawn spontaneously 120
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My Spurs v Charlton match report: The mother and son next to me brought a picnic of e numbers that make kids crazy. He was either playing on his Switch or begging for his Switch, and when she took him for a wee they missed two goals. Still, decent performance once Mikey Moore opened the scoring. 020
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The image of Dolly that always sticks with me, is her playing the guitar with those long nails. Nylon strings, acrylic nails, zero fucks given. Tremendous. 010
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Either the ice cream van that operates in my endz has changed its chimes, or a turf war is on the cards 000
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I bought a cat tunnel to try and give my cats some stimulation. Seems to be working. 010
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I've put a martini glass in the fridge to chill, which is a subtle clue that today's episode of Working for a Living has not been a good one 010
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I just came up with a chant for Omar Marmoush that goes: O-mar! Marmoushka, Marmoushka, Marmoushka Omar! I wonder what my chances are of getting a football chant based on a 1980 song by Kate Bush off the ground. Slim to none? 000
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I'm watching a green sandpiper that's been yelling non-stop at some other sandpipers for about 10 minutes. There's a pigeon staring at it like "wtf dude" 210
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I have become annoyed by the highly inaccurate depiction of a meteor shower in episode 5 of Ann Droid 000
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Heroin and fentanyl are often thought to be the most addictive substances on earth. That is incorrect. It's these. 120
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If you just want to go for drinks, don't judge a pub by its Google star rating. It could be a lovely pub with a great selection of beers, but their chef sucks ass and all the people who had a microwaved sunday roast will leave bad reviews. Stick to the bar snacks and have a lovely time x 120
Danyool @danyool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I think I've pulled a muscle in my throat, by drinking a thick smoothie with a straw. My self-esteem has taken a hit it simply cannot afford. 020
