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Dan Wootton

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NOT Martin Branning. (Parody)

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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
For once, Sir Keir Starmer is 100% correct. Thumbing his nose at the EU's constant attempts to "repair relations" is the only way forward. Let's not forget that Labour's most successful Prime Minister to date owes his entire legacy to playing lapdog to a cookie American President...
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Becky Aizen @beckyaizen.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It’s pretty worrying when mainstream commentators enter the conspiracy space. I mean, ‘fake pregnancies’?! What’s next, @danwootton.bsky.social? Meghan had an affair with JFK & RFK, then shot Jack Ruby from a grassy knoll while faking the moon landing? The world is full of dreck. Don’t add to it.
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Mister Trump has just shared with me the architectural drawings for his planned, new, 30,000 bed "migrant hotel" facility in Guantanamo Bay. The British Government, indeed the world, could learn a lot here...
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courtland1.bsky.social @courtland1.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
@nigelfarage.bsky.social Are you going to start a riot about his sentence?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Every April, these British Isles are invaded by hundreds of thousands of undocumented migrants from Europe and West Africa. They come here for the sole purpose of having babies and engage in the illegal fishing of our waters. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Sandeel: Brexit fishing row heads for trade court showdown
The UK has banned European vessels from catching the silvery fish species in its North Sea waters but the EU is challenging the move.
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Throwback to when we used to play "Hitler Youth" at Dulwich College... Fun times!
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Just heard the sad news... RIP Jimmy Carr. 🥺
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Immigrants are the backbone of America. They are what made this country great and we will need many more of them if we are to make it great again.
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vinylbuff.bsky.social @vinylbuff.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Another £27 BILLION saved, thanks to Brexit! Is there any space left in the piggy bank? bsky.app/profile/the-...
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Ho! Ho! Ho! 🎄DONATE NOW!🎄 ...and I'll let him go. Unharmed. www.justtaking.com/DonateToNigel
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Another day, another EV bursts uncontrollably into flames. 🙄 The environmental lobby have completely normalised these death devices. Why does Sir Keir of Starmer refuse to take action and ban these things? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4...
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Igor Kirillov: Russian general in charge of nuclear protection forces killed in Moscow explosion
Lt Gen Igor Kirillov was charged yesterday in Ukraine for the use of chemical weapons, and was sanctioned by the UK in October.
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
🔆 NEW MERCH DROP! 🔆 Fancy seeing my gob, grinning up from your growler? Enjoy a pint with the lads in Chucky Arlah's... HURRY NOW - STRICTLY LIMITED AVAILABILITY WHEN THEY'RE GONE THEY'RE GONE! (Please allow 28 days after ordering for your merch to be printed.)
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Pronouns: Apache Attack Helicopter Height: 6'2⅞" Shoe: Faux leather Union Jack print Zodiac: Pises Smoke: Superkings Tattoos: 0 Piercings: 1 Fave drink: Milkshake
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If I understand correctly, another way of saying this is that 76% of people in the UK are rich. Sounds pretty good when you put it like that!
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I fail to see the issue here. Why the hell do we insist on importing all these foreign Christmas traditions anyway? The Britain I love does not eat turkey or mince pies on Christmas! We eat goose and little sweet pies made out of raisins and stuff all mashed up. Delicious!
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Remind me again what else the NHS need from us in order to just do their jobs? #ungrateful
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
🇬🇧 24 HOURS TO SAVE BRITAIN 🇬🇧 Sign the petition NOW and enter your credit card details to remove 2-Tier Keir from Office. BUT HURRY! YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU. www.justgiving.com/donatetonige
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
⚠️ CITIZENS OF CLAPTON ⚠️ The security services have finally seen fit to allow you to meet me. My surgery is now OPEN! ✅️ [Opening hours: Wed 15:00-15:30]
A very obviously AI generated image of Farage smoking a fag in an absolute pig sty of a constituency office with overflowing ashtrays and empty beer cans everywhere.
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
That's it! The woke have gone too far this time... How exactly am I supposed to make my manger scene stained glass window decoration with these? For years that has been me mam's favourite thing about Christmas and these Godless ghouls have ruined it! It's a Christmas WAR!
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
See? How can I be a "racist"? Or doesn't that fit their narrative?
Renowned racist, Nigel Farage, with one of his best friends who is black.
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
I've been doing some research into Rwanda and sorry, but I don't see the problem. Rwanda is the most technically advanced nation on Earth. Birnin Zana, the largest smart-city sounds like heaven - hanging gardens, mag-lev trains, free shuttle buses. Honestly. Sign me up to this veritable paradise!
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 13/12/2023
I've got wood!
Far right grifter, Nigel Farridge, holding two logs in his greasy little paws.
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
Ru-wanda ho! 😍
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
I thought Musk vs Unsworth established that this was OK?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Shocking scenes today as a pro-Hamas protest turns into an anti-police riot, hell bent on disrespecting the memory of our valiant war veterans.
The English Defence League disrespecting the memory of our valiant war veterans by rioting against the police on Remembrance Day.
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
I was bullied relentlessly at school and most of my best friends still bully me today. It never did me any harm. In fact, I firmly believe it has shaped me into the person I am today!
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
In my eyes the Heir Apparent to the British Throne, Prince William to you and I, is less the "Prince of Wales" and more the "Prince of WHALES"! When will this senseless Greta-pandering end?
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 08/11/2023
For years I have argued that we should stop putting up asylum seekers in hotels and instead focus on helping our own homeless people. Looks like the Government are finally listening. Bravo madam Home Secretary, Bravo!
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
For once I am inspired with hope for the future generations! What an absolute group of lads and not a woke or a pronoun in sight. I wish I'd got into politics when I was their age!
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Lozza Fox @lozzafox.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
He touchy himselfy!
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
It is an absolute travesty that this upstanding gentleman was arrested today, simply for being proud of his country. 🇬🇧
A morbidly obese, bald, white, man wearing a skintight Union Jack bodystocking, being led away in handcuffs by the police.
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
If Sir Keir Starmer thinks I'll be wearing a woke paper poppy, he's got another thing coming!
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
black stuff between teeth
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
I love soccer as much as the next man, but when you go woke you're going to choke. ⚽️
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Ridiculous. It would be quicker to list the places that don't have a patronising and unnecessary "extreme weather warning"... It's high time the nanny state was rained in! 🌧 #DefundTheMet
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Nigel Farage @nigelfarage.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
It is an absolute travesty that there are now no spaces left for British people in British jails. Enough is enough. 🇬🇧
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
It never ceases to amaze me how many of "the woke" take to social media on Saturday mornings to complain about their hangovers. I NEVER go out at the weekend. Life's too short!
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
X is broken. How are these people still able to reply to me?
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Darren Grimes @darrengrimes.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
It's absolutely disgusting how the so called tolerant left keep dragging Mr Sunak's wife into politics. She may well be a non-dom, tax avoiding, billionaire, directly undermining foreign policy in Russia, but she has absolutely nothing to do with the Prime Minister or his government.
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Dan Wootton @danwootton.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
I would like to take this opportunity to apologise if anyone feels like they might have been offended by words.
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