Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I left years ago when noticed talking to my wife about things that I *thought* were common issues & she had ZERO idea what I was talking about; that app was such a weird toxic microcosm. Like the small town I grew up in, I go back every few months and an instantly reminded why I left 2852
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This time tomorrow I'll be on the (hopefully) home stretch of my first half marathon. I won't lie I'm pretty fucking nervous 020
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comMichael Scott: Could You Tell Her Brr?ALT: Michael Scott: Could You Tell Her Brr? 020
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Eugh, I'm not allowed to be used apparently "it's only 8:30am" and "all you've done is sit at your desk and open your laptop". This country's stuffed. 000
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Look, it's been a tough day, we all worked really hard but now it's time for bed. 000
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026static.klipy.comSouth Park: We're Sorry Tony HaywardALT: South Park: We're Sorry Tony Hayward 000
Reposted by Miss Chanandler BongNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443941230
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hands up if you cost your business over $80,000 in government fines today! 🙋🏻♂️ I make jokes but it's only to mask the fact I am low-key stressed I'm gonna lose job tomorrow. STAY TUNED SPORTS FANS. If I start offering to sell photos of my feet tomorrow, you'll know why. 100
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026omg yes! That was the size of a 5L bucket 110
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026#my9games Not my "favourite" games or what I think are the best, but definitely games that I have distinct memories and tales of and that at one time or another, had me in a fucking chokehold. (Although I'm sure as soon as I hit "Post" there'll be other options I feel like I should included) 110
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I will never not struggle to comprehend even the first half of that first sentence 120
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So I haven't lived in Sydney for over a decade so haven't paid attention to anything NRL related but I'm allowed to jump back on the Knights bandwagon right? 110
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comDesus & Mero: That's A Platinum Dad Joke!ALT: Desus & Mero: That's A Platinum Dad Joke! 010
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026She was AMAZING, and while I wouldn't wanna be in charge of the logistics of getting the set on and off in ludicrously short amounts of time, it felt so ... bare. If you'd told me "the other half of the stage was on another truck but it got stuck in traffic" I would absolutely believe it 010
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bring back email chains. They feel so delightful and whimsical compared to the online horrors we have today 020
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026omg I have a heap of these in my desk drawers they're amazing. 010
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Watching Mean Girls for the 10 billionth time and it always annoys me that the teachers can't work out whose Burn Book it is. Surely they can tell by the handwriting? 000
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comCandice Hutchings: Who Doesn't Love Sugar?ALT: Candice Hutchings: Who Doesn't Love Sugar? 011
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026.... and now a woman walked in wearing an Ed Sheeran t-shirt! That feels like quite the deliberate choice lately. Honestly gobsmacked. Man I gotta hang out at doctor's practices more 000
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026omg there's an elderly couple bickering about what to have for breakfast. He hasn't been touching the Nutri-Grain because he wasn't sure if it was for him (it is), and she said "but you gotta learn to leave the sugar to the side. You need to stop putting sugar on it, if doesn't need it" 000
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comI Seen't It!ALT: I Seen't It! 010
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A rant I'm sure I'll regret but my local pathology only does walk-ins. I got there 4 minutes after they opened at 8:30 and I'm already 7th in line. The other 6? Bunch of 80yo looking folks. WHY ARE YOU HERE SO EARLY. I'm trying to get this done before work, why are you in a rush?? GO HOME 100
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How your latest email finds mestatic.klipy.comMan Hates This ComputerALT: Man Hates This Computer 000
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Holding Money and PhoneALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Holding Money and Phone 000
Reposted by Miss Chanandler BongJohn Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran's tour bus. 76148852903
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This whole Ed Sheeran situation is a good opportunity to resolve another issue that's been plaguing my mind for years: do you pronounce it MAKKLE-more or MACK-la-more? 000
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comStitch DroolingALT: Stitch Drooling 010
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I legit struggled to read the book title at first because the subtitle of the book didn't fit the melody 010
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Not a single person in this photo or even the fuckwit who took the photo is aware of the pain and torture that awaits them. Turns out when you have a race in a part of the city called The Hills, there's gonna be a lot of hills. Who'd have thunk it. 010
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Anyone who doesn't answer with "Amanda" is incorrect 110
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When she's done, applaud. We used to do that to another couple in our building. It may also uncover a public performance kink in them, but it's worth the risk 120
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026she's only attacked twice in her life - once when another dog at a park kept trying to mount her (I'd even warned his owner a number of times to keep his dog away from her) and she'd had enough, and another time my old vet tried to take her temp without warning. She literally doesn't fuck around 110
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Janice from Dr Teeth & The Electric Mayhem is easily the most fuckable Muppet 120
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Leftie here too, but never moused with my left hand. So is the primary button still on the left? I'm all over the shop - write left, play tennis left, bowl in cricket left, but play golf right, bat cricket right, throw a ball with my right. 001
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm still new at my job, so I'm in that phase of one day thinking I am the greatest employee this place has ever had & will soon be offered to have my wages doubled. Then the very next day sneaking out early because I'm convinced that my boss has worked out I'm an idiot & should rightfully be fired 120
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Leena waiting out the end of another explaination of the bits she didn't notice during Interstellar before she can hint at smashing 031
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026As someone that's put 5 hours into #TheLastPlague I'm now convinced that I have enough life experience to enter the next season of Alone. This game is so slow and mundane, it has no business being as fun as it is 000
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026That's the most WOOSH-iest WOOSH I've seen all week 010
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My youngest kid telling me he didn't eat the last donut in the fridge and he doesn't know what happened to it 0172
Reposted by Miss Chanandler Bongda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026THIKN ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN 0612129
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He didn't give me invaluable financial advice, finish my monthly financial reports for work, or repair the relationship with my estranged birth-mum, or give me the greatest blowjob I've ever had. He didn't play music I liked and his car kinda sucked, but he just drove me home & that's fine. 3 stars 000
Miss Chanandler Bong @danthesash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you went to a burger place for lunch and told me "yeah it was okay, nothing to write home about but it did the job" I'd still go, but suddenly on so many apps, any less than 5 stars is abysmal. My uber driver wasn't 5 stars, but it was fine. He did the bare minimum and that's all I needed 100
