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Dan Marshall

@danthat.bsky.social
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Director of BAFTA-winning indie game studio Size Five Games EARTH MUST DIE | Lair of the Clockwork God | The Swindle | Behold the Kickmen | Ben There, Dan That! | Time Gentlemen, Please! | Gun Monkeys | Privates | Gibbage www.sizefivegames.com

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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 23h
Look at this amazing Earth Must Die fan art that @michaelfirman.bsky.social started but did not finish. Why didn't I think of a knife and fork? That's brilliant. If I'd have been good enough to think of that we'd have done it. Anyway, I think I need to bully him into finishing it because it's LUSH.
VValak from Earth Must Die cutting into the Earth with a knife and fork.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This sounds like an absolutely brilliant job that I'd do quite happily.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Christ, and this is at 4x zoom already! Ha ha lol what are we doing.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These two screenshots look exactly the same to me on my monitor, with my face a foot and a half from the screen. From my sofa, on a telly on the other side of the room, this is an absolute waste of time.
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Austin Auclair @patientrock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Played through last week while away at a conference (works great on a Steam Deck) and the vocal performances are outstanding, the writing funny and perfectly silly, the art and animations are thoughtful, and overall I came away feeling like I had just watched an interactive, late night TV comedy.
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Ben Ward @timegentleman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All the Size Five games are still on Steam sale! You could get 7 fabbo games (Devil's Kiss comes free with LOTCG) for £13.50! store.steampowered.com/search/?deve...
A list of games by Size Five on the Steam storefront:
Earth Must Die -40% £7.19, Lair of the Clockwork God -80% £3.09, 
Behold the Kickmen -75% £0.69, 
Time Gentlemen, Please! and Ben There, Dan That! Special Edition Double Pack -75% £0.74, The Swindle -85% £1.79.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really struggling. One of those games where I feel like, being in the industry, I should really be entitled to an early copy?? Don't they know who I am etc
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nope!
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Asked the man at reception and he didn't know. This is going to annoy me for the rest of my life. How can I possibly just go on like normal.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why would you do it like this.
A sign in a hotel. Reads "Rooms 13. 7. 8. 4. 5. 6"
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lots of things wrong with this of course, but I sort of feel like you could investigate this without having to go all the way to Nigeria. What are they going to tell you in Nigeria that isn't online? Are there shelves of paper copies of chess championship winners that haven't been digitised?
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jank also proving to be an excellent source of new stuff. bsky.app/profile/jank...
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've enjoyed following @steamhype.com recently. Some interesting games popping up already, hop on it.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is only 69p, the sexiest number of p you can get! At that price, blag a quick copy and try to kiss the villain. Don't ask me how, I've forgotten. store.steampowered.com/app/529440/B...
store.steampowered.com
Save 75% on Behold the Kickmen on Steam
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring...
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For some reason the incredible Earth Must Die does not show up in my dev list of games, even though I distinctly recall working on it. It's 40% off! That's only £7ish! Do please buy a copy, it's funny and good: store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
store.steampowered.com
Save 40% on Earth Must Die on Steam
These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
S T E A M S A L E T I M E! All our games a CHEAP and I need all the money I can get my grubby little hands on to fund the next thing, which is BRILLIANT already. Grab a bargain, please. Grabbing a quick bargain does WONDERS round here: store.steampowered.com/dev/sizefive
store.steampowered.com
Steam Developer: Size Five Games
BAFTA-winning indie developer: 'Ben There, Dan That!' | 'Time Gentlemen, Please!' | 'Privates' | 'Gun Monkeys' | 'The Swindle' | 'Behold the Kickmen' | 'Lair of the Clockwork God' | 'Devil's Kiss'
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Both 2035!
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's possibly just a thing I have to add in the back end but I can't be bothered to look atm
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Words of Magic @wordsofmagic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Behold the Kickmen is an absolutely brilliant game. Not only it is hilarious, but it's a very fun game, capturing the feeling of a time when footbal games were simple and fun (think Pelé's Soccer on the Atari 2600 or the early Sensible Soccer games).
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks! ❤️
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Buy all of this if you derive any joy from when video games are actually funny
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Dave Jones @popzeus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great deals all round here but £3 for Lair of the Clockwork God in particular is an incredible steal. Get right on that if you like any combination of puzzles, jumping and funny dialogue.
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David @sighingcorvid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lair of the Clockwork God is somehow both a good point and click game AND a good puzzle platformer, while warmly sending up both genres. Go buy it and play it.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is only 69p, the sexiest number of p you can get! At that price, blag a quick copy and try to kiss the villain. Don't ask me how, I've forgotten. store.steampowered.com/app/529440/B...
store.steampowered.com
Save 75% on Behold the Kickmen on Steam
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring...
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For some reason the incredible Earth Must Die does not show up in my dev list of games, even though I distinctly recall working on it. It's 40% off! That's only £7ish! Do please buy a copy, it's funny and good: store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
store.steampowered.com
Save 40% on Earth Must Die on Steam
These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from ...
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
S T E A M S A L E T I M E! All our games a CHEAP and I need all the money I can get my grubby little hands on to fund the next thing, which is BRILLIANT already. Grab a bargain, please. Grabbing a quick bargain does WONDERS round here: store.steampowered.com/dev/sizefive
store.steampowered.com
Steam Developer: Size Five Games
BAFTA-winning indie developer: 'Ben There, Dan That!' | 'Time Gentlemen, Please!' | 'Privates' | 'Gun Monkeys' | 'The Swindle' | 'Behold the Kickmen' | 'Lair of the Clockwork God' | 'Devil's Kiss'
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You are not ready for how good this is. Absorb the data first, then horizontal axis, then vertical. Absolute 😗👌
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(I don't really know how it's pronounced)
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This game is called KOLUN (pronounced 'colon') and it's about getting logs out of a big dirty brown pipe so I *assume* the developers know, but I can't be sure sure? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg5G...
youtube.com
KOLUN - Official Demo Release Trailer
YouTube video by GameTrailers
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some things are just worth spending the time on
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is not a jab at ND. AAA games are just taking too long to make now because the bar has moved up into the stratosphere and if you can't see individual hairs raising on the back of Nathan Drake's neck when he gets cold, The Gamers will scoff loudly.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet' is going to look like it's set in the past before this comes out.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Arthur Smith as Pub Manager in Red Dwarf
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got into the office this morning to find the last thing I had scrawled on my ToDo list yesterday was "DITCH VISUAL STUDIO" in big, angry letters. Thanks to everyone who suggested Rider recently, this is WAY better so far, can't beliiieve I put up with VS for so long! 👍
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well I know what I'm spending my morning doing.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Neighbours WHAT?? How was I not aware of this??
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What, those guys that pop round just as your trousers fall off? Nothing funny about them.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Raquel is top-tier talent. Hire her immediately, imo.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oof!
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the 90s there was a trend for game main menus that were real objects. Click on the door to Start Mission. Click on the radio to enter Audio Options. Click on the TV for video settings. I feel like it died a death because it was bad UX? Can anyone give me any particularly egregious examples, pls?
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'SI' stands for 'Slop Intelligence', pass it round.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This isn't like that, because Barbie and Oppenheimer were two huge Hollywood projects, each with multi-million marketing campaigns behind them. This is more like uploading a good TikTok video at the same time as Barbie/ Oppenheimer came out and claiming you're at the premiere. Game looks fab tho
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'SI' stands for 'Slop Intelligence', pass it round.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
True nightmare fuel.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Should dog heads be able to do that
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have suspected now for many moons that my dog may be no simple canine but an ungodly vampiric abomination
My dog lying down and looking like some sort of vampiric abomination
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm guessing you don't know a lot of indie game devs.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I know you've spent 3 years sweating over this project, but have you considered paying someone to absolutely halfarse the final step?"
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"I know you've spent 3 years sweating over this project, but have you considered paying someone to absolutely halfarse the final step?"
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Breaking News: my printer would fucking love to print something out for Scarlett Johansson if Scarlett Johansson was a computer running Windows XP 🫶
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