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Dan Stapleton

@danstapleton89.bsky.social
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It's hard enough to remember my opinions without remembering my reasons for 'em (he/him)

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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 17h
Greenwood/City double hate watch going well
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 17h
Hahahah fuck off City
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Here we are, some of the lads
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Butcher my arse
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unreal head loss
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dr Tottenham will see you now
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is genuinely dire
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We are just meant to be shit
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry but 4 points from *these* 5 fixtures and people were more vitriolic after 7 points from 5 last season when we played City, Arsenal and Chelsea
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's very good bringing the ball out but bloody hell he cannot defend
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Get that Malvinas claiming cunt out of my club
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Second half easily the worst we've been in years, jesus fucking christ
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Confirming they got the decision wrong hahha
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh hi duzza
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bold of PGMOL to put that bit of the laws out when it clearly makes it even more obvious it should've been disallowed lol
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Either way, Enzo is offside and interferes!
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No that is still the case but they're saying Dorgu is playing him on
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dorgu could be playing him on but doesn't look it?
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's genuinely insane
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Foden is so shit, it's great
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nah you can definitely tell when he has the ball
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Konsa being booed feels so unnecessary but also v funny
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Omg how are they also still shit
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good that I was gaslit into believing that those awful performances towards the end of last season were nothing to worry about and probably Amorim's fault though
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can't remember that many performances post-Fergie as bad as this
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We miss Amad a lot down the right. Need someone else who can do what we do but every cunt plays from the left
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Honestly not joking at this point, we were rarely this bad or ineffective under him and it's the first game of the season! Why can't we hire someone competent plsss
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I miss Ruben Amorim
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Michael Carrick, fuck off
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Defence shit as always
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New Emirates camera angle?
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not that it matters
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That's clearly in the penalty area hahah
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That Boro top is a disgrace
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SHOW ME BARCO, SHOW ME ENZO, SHOW ME ROMERO
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
YEEERRRRRSSSSS
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Where's the foul, love?
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In tears. Couldn't have happened to a nicer fella
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
HAHAHAHAH DESCHAMPPPSSS
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
HAHAHAHAH THAT IS A MENTAL DECISION
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Cmooonnnn
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Erm.. Scotland?!
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Another Jesse Marsch masterclass is it?
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I see Jesse Marsch went further in the tournament than Marcelo Bielsa. Interesting.
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Colonel Q @lowqualityregen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Found a screenshot of one of my all time favourite tweets hahaha
Tweet from 23 June 2024

Fair play to Scotland, barely registered a shot on target in 3 games and cynically tried tomortally injure their opponents in more than one fixture- with partial success: surely the most detestable international tournament performance ever? Also everyone from Scotland is a cunt
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What's a bit of creatine amongst friends
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Dan Stapleton @danstapleton89.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Rewatching the 06 final?
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