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Dan Slevin

@danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net
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Gentleman of Silverstream. Writer, broadcaster and sometime CEO. Reviewer of films at funeralsandsnakes.net and RNZ.

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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 23/09/2026
And this one.
Callum Turner.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 23/09/2026
They’re still making them.
Josh O’Connor in Disclosure Day.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 21/09/2026
Must-see coming up at Auckland's Academy Cinema.
Email promo tile from the Academy Cinema reads: "Dolly Parton Tribute - 9 TO 5 (1980)
dir. Christopher Nolan

Showing this $5 Wednesday, 9 to 5 comes to the big screen for just $5 as a tribute to the one and only Dolly Parton. Starring Parton alongside Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin, this beloved 1980 comedy follows three fed up office workers who decide they have had enough of their sexist boss and take matters into their own hands. With Dolly’s unforgettable performance and the iconic title song, 9 to 5 is the perfect way to celebrate her incredible legacy. Catch this classic for just $5 this Wednesday.

Wednesday 23rd September - 6:00pm"
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 16/09/2026
Rare selfie here but when you and your doubles partner come second in the annual regulator versus professional association table tennis tournament, you are entitled to celebrate.
Porter of the author in black but garlanded in sweeties.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 14/09/2026
Foolishly clocked on an ad on FB last week. Now my feed looks like this.
Wall to wall football shirt advertising on Facebook.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 09/09/2026
I know we are not supposed to have fun at work but we just did the big reveal of the “match the pets to the team member” competition we have been running for two weeks.
A whiteboard with numbered photos of pets  stuck on it. Three cats, three dogs and a parrot. A whiteboard with numbered photos of pets stuck to it. Eight dogs, four dogs, one cow, one chicken, one sloth.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 31/08/2026
Can you help me understand your maths here I/S? This shows them double Greens and Opp combined.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 25/08/2026
Bishop’s Folly.
Abandoned rusting steel on a Mount Cook building site that was meant to be public housing.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 13/08/2026
Most are variations on this, if I’m honest.
A tabby lies on an orange blanket, half asleep with his front paws curled up and tummy exposed for scratching.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 06/08/2026
The influential NZ film programmer and indigenous screen expert Leo Koziol passed away this week so, of course, the Meta algorithm chooses to do this.
Facebook screenshot of a friend suggestion from the late Leo Koziol.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 06/08/2026
Having lunch opposite NZ’s best bookshop (they won again this year!) and I can tell from here what a beautifully curated window they have.
Schrödinger’s Bookshop on Jackson St in Petone.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 29/07/2026
TradeMe's attempt to find me meaningful work floundered when they recommended that I apply to be Wellington Deputy Harbourmaster but, bless them, here they are having another go. "A new job opportunity just for you." cc @jjw.wtf
A new job opportunity matches your Trade Me Jobs Profile.

 
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If you're a motivated leader with a passion for infrastructure and team success, we'd love to hear from you.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 27/07/2026
Previewed four of the titles in this year's New Zealand International Film Festival for RNZ Culture 101 yesterday afternoon: Arco, The Ice Tower, The Tale of Silyan and Rose. I'll try and add another couple at least before I send out a preview newsletter on Wednesday. www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...
Still from the documentary film The Tale of Silyan showing a middle-aged man with grey hair cradling a stork on his chest, wrapped in a blanket.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 23/07/2026
Timeline just now.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 21/07/2026
How hungry do you have to be to say, “fuck it, I can’t wait any longer” when the microwave has only one second to go?
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 18/07/2026
I’m sorry, what?!
Garry came into the world with an extra finger on each hand.
Both were eventually removed: one fell off with the aid of a piece of cat-gut when he was a child, and he cut off the other with a sharp knife while in his early teens.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 16/07/2026
Alexis Mac Allister had just struck the post with a low shot. Djed Spence, who chased the day to the end here, managed to nip in front of Messi for a second and nick the ball away. But it was only ever on loan. Facing two full-backs now, Spence and Nico O'Reilly, Messi simply eased into the space where a third should have been, all alone in that portable little patch of green.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 03/07/2026
Still wrong on the website, nearly three hours after posting.
5:05
rnz.co.nz
§ RNZ
World
Politics
Sections 三
Crime / Justice
RNZ National LIVE
Checkpoint
Business
Sport
Healt
News / Pacific 3 July 2026, 2:46pm
Fiji, Smaoa and Tonga name squads for new World
Rugby tournaments
lliesa Tora
RNZ Pacific senior sports journalist
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The Flying Fijians will square off against Wales in their opening Nations Championship match. AFP / Josua
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 29/06/2026
Meanwhile, yesterday …
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 20/06/2026
Tonight’s Hollywood at Home: THE QUIET AMERICAN (Noyce, 2002). Imprint Blu-ray. I used to own the DVD of this and don’t know what happened to it! Now a version of it has returned.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 11/06/2026
That’s also the mic that the horror podcaster uses in the demonic possession film UNDERTONE. I remember thinking that there’s obviously more money in horror podcasting than I thought.
Still from the film Undertone.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 06/06/2026
Incredible that these two posts appear side-by-side in my feed. @musicalchairs.bsky.social “wage-price spiral” still treated as gospel by the US stock market.
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Breaking News: Stocks slumped after stronger-than-expected jobs data raised expectations that the Federal Reserve will keep interest rates elevated.
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The theory is that if unemployment is too low, then greedy workers will demand ever higher wages, and higher wages will feed into prices, and higher prices will push wages (the price spiral). The simple logic is appe right? So presumably we had sky hig from 1945 - 1975? [2/n]
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 01/06/2026
Fans of the movie CATERPILLAR might be interested to know that kiwi Lisa Harrow is the guest star in the episode of SPACE: 1999 that I’m watching tonight. The Testament of Arkadia originally aired in Feb 1976.
Lisa Harrow in The Testamant of Arcadia.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 29/05/2026
The kind of journalism that John Campbell would be doing if he didn’t also have to be the flagship for the station.
Families have cut purchases, including essentials. Many cannot afford long drives anymore so they rely on a once-a-week bus to the nearest town. Others try to do as much as possible in one trip, or car-pool with neighbors and relatives.

Ms. Law said the rising fuel prices had opened up "another world of poverty" for her family.
It now costs around 165 New Zealand dollars, or $97 — roughly double from before the war - to fill the tank in Ms.
Law's diesel S.U.V. She has Type 1 diabetes and needs to regularly visit a specialist in the city of Rotorua, almost two hours away. She used to make that trip every week, but can now afford it only once a month.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 27/05/2026
Out of fashion, I know, but I love that CDs sound exactly as I bought them nearly 40 years ago.
Album sleeve for the Randy Travis cd Storms of Alice showing the artist leaving on an old pickup in front of a convenience store. Sepia.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 25/05/2026
I hide reels on FB whenever they are suggested but they keep coming back. This morning it was these two unrequested items in my feed. Not marked as advertising as far as I can tell.
Screenshot of two reels from Facebook featuring the NZ minister of finance.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 20/05/2026
RNZ homepage metadata choices continue to bewilder. #world
Screengrab

MORE TOP STORIES

Why is it so hard to end a long-term relationship, even when you want to?

World 3 minutes ago
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 16/05/2026
Tonight’s Hollywood at Home: from the @imprintfilms.bsky.social John Huston box, WISE BLOOD. haven’t seen this in 40 years.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 14/05/2026
Different pub. Same result.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 13/05/2026
That’s ok, I actually don’t like my beer poured right to the top.
Photo of a freshly poured beer with about five ml of empty space at the top of the glass.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 12/05/2026
The AI at TradeMe Jobs knows me so well. #sarcasm
A new job opportunity matches your Trade Me Jobs Profile.

 
Deputy Harbourmaster

	
Full Time, Permanent

	
Wellington, Wellington

	
Greater Wellington Regional Council

Assist with managing harbour activities, respond to incidents, operate vessels & navigation aids, along with on water support & marine biosecurity.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 29/04/2026
Here’s the link to the whole thing. hifiplus.com/articles/wil...
$390,000 hi-if speaker.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 29/04/2026
One of the least appreciated genres of review is of hi-fi equipment. How do you write the same review over and over again. This one is inspired by a $780,000 pair of loudspeakers to get personal.
I found myself drawn to playing intensely personal tracks. I chose to play 'I Loved a Man' from the 1958 West End production of Valmouth, not because it's a good recording - it isn't. Not even because I knew the voice well
- although I did. I chose to play it because some know the singer as Patsy Rowlands, but I knew her as 'mum.' Some atavistic part of my brain knew I'd be able to hear her voice in a way I hadn't since she died 21 years ago.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 29/04/2026
Latest newsletter features two weeks worth of new releases: Fuze, Lee Cronin's The Mummy, Michael, Exit 8 and Greenland 2: Migration. Fun for all the family. Link in comments.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 18/04/2026
Spent most of the day listening to music with this little (no so little) critter. Hard to take a photo because he had trapped my arms.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 17/04/2026
Bloody hell.
The mood grew undoubtedly more sombre as they looked back on the weight of governing through the Covid-19 pandemic. Ardern mentioned how sad she'd felt while she was writing the Covid-19 chapters of her book, given her government had two goals: one was to save lives, and the other was to keep people together. "I'm not sure we did that," she said. "But I feel proud that even the people who don't like our response are alive."
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 16/04/2026
I’m not sure DuckDuckGo is all that as a search engine. (Search was for “Peter Ustinov Wellington” because I wanted to know the date he played at Michael Fowler Centre because I was there.)
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Online - Museum of New ... - Te...
Free museum entry for New Zealanders and people living in New Zealand. Charges may apply to international visitors, and paid exhibitions and...
NZ Herald
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https://www.nzherald.co.nz›nz›loafers-lod.
Insanity defence planned as hostel fire murder trial starts
The trial over the deadly Loafers Lodge hostel fire is starting in the Wellington High Court. The trial for a man accused of murdering five people by starting a...
Penguin Books New Zealand
• https://www.penguin.co.nz; books; ustinov...
Ustinov At Eighty by Peter
Ustinov - Penguin Books New...
In this much-praised interview, octogenarian Peter Ustinov talks to John Bird. The man of many talents has an astonishing range of accomplishments behin...
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Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger https://www.powell-pressburger.org›Obits.
Peter Ustina. 116 Anvil 1021 - 28
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 10/04/2026
Meanwhile in New Zealand.
฿ RNZ
Nine to Noon
Concern for future of sheep dog trials in Waikato
10 APR 2026 • 7:47
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 08/04/2026
Super-tempted to make this my profile picture until the end of the season.
Picture of a footballer being hit in the face by a powerfully struck football, his face and the ball are both squashed by the impact.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 04/03/2026
Last days of something Summer-like. Love it when Arthur comes out to hang with me.
Tabby cat lying in the early evening sun, watching the activity on the deck below.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 25/02/2026
I’m not an idiot (I think) but this is the opening screen on the Premier League app and where do I find the live league table?
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 24/02/2026
Three new releases reviewed in the newsletter yesterday: NO OTHER CHOICE, GOAT and FACKHAM HALL. All in cinemas now. funeralsandsnakes.net/p/new-releas...
Lee Byung-hun in Park Chan-wook's 2025 comedy thriller No Other Choice.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 23/02/2026
Today’s newsletter was about Robert Duvall’s debut screen performance (with bonus Raging Bull). funeralsandsnakes.net/p/something-...
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 07/02/2026
Outstanding work which reminds me that I haven’t posted this photo of Arthur here on the ‘sky. He was an adventurous youth.
Tabby cat hanging by claws from pinboard.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 07/02/2026
How about adding an exclamation mark on the outside like Hud?
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 03/02/2026
Took a while but finally finished the new releases newsletter. The Choral, Send Help, It Was Just an Accident and the Wrecking Crew. Goes into mailboxes at midnight. Hope you enjoy it. substack.funeralsandsnakes.net
Promo tile for Funerals & Snakes new releases newsletter featuring Ralph Fiennes in The Choral.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 30/01/2026
12 months ago, this was the site of a single house in a huge section. Now 12 townhouses. That’s the spirit.
Billboard advertising a new housing development in Upper Hutt.
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 27/01/2026
John Clarke voice: “Well, there’s been a lot of mulling there or thereabouts. We mull a lot, in this government. Mulling is pretty much what we’re here for. We love a good mull.”
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 21/01/2026
Summer in New Zealand.
Weather prediction in app
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Dan Slevin @danslevin.funeralsandsnakes.net · 15/01/2026
I love that this photo of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell looks like is performing a haka. (Photo: ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS//Getty Images)
Donald Trump (left) and Jerome Powell (right) touring the Federal Reserve renovations in 2025. Powell is removing his hard hat and sticking his tongue out simultaneously.
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