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Ok so it's called "fantasy football" but all I wanted to do was draft Gandolf the Gray at quarterback and suddenly I'm being asked calmly but firmly to leave the buffalo wild wings

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I think pointing out the misogyny of this is important here but let's not overlook the other issue here which is that Shrek was actually super mean and grumpy and ended up marrying another ogre that looks just like him

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Ok I'm all for cultural acceptance but I draw the line at grownups drinking milk

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Looking for a chef's knife in the Airbnb but all they give you is four butter knives, twelve steak knives and a scimitar

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

What's Shri Thanedar's next move now that he's leaving Congress?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026

‘That’s All I’m Saying,’ Repeats Man Who Keeps Saying More Stuff

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The most sensible take I'm afraid

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Lee Bey @leebey1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

"Some people say Casablanca or Citizen Kane. I say Jason and the Argonauts is the greatest film ever made." Tom Hanks, 1992.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

"Alright so, as you know, this guy is the greatest player in history" "Don't worry boss we know just how to defend him"

Messi with lots of space about to assist the game winner

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I feel like Spain are the Iowa of the world cup. They make every game a Spain game and you can only win by out-Spaining them

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Abraham Aiyash's Farmer Jack themed mailer is my favorite thing about this election cycle so far

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Homer's outfit is objectively better

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This is all Donald Trump's fault

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Who would have thought our bad defense would be a problem 🤷‍♂️

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

We're in deep and the only way out is Posting Online

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Trump pressuring fifa is a broken clock situation. 100% appropriate use of executive authority.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I've been trying all these sea captain themed deodorants but none of them are giving me the full dead fish smell I'm really after. Just trying to give the ladies what they want, you know?

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Everyone's saying "stay hydrated" but no one is saying "yes you can pee here"

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

No penalty for this and also a goal taken off the board previously. I'm glad Congo ended up pulling it out because the ref was hosing them big time

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Germany was cooked the moment they walked out wearing teal

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Ignoring how much is riding on a given match, I actually prefer the spectacle of a desperate Turkey playing USA's B/C team. With most of the third place teams advancing you're going to get a less dramatic final round anyway, regardless of what tiebreaker is used.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Taco bell catching strays

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Shout out to algae.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Maybe we could fix this? We need candidates running on the "build the giant wallet"platform

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