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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 16h

"Trump has urged Ukrainians to elect a new leader before, but each time he does that, Zelenskyy's popularity rises" Lol

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

DETROIT!! please join, shop at, or donate to the Detroit people's good coop! It is a very nice store!!!

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

How long until 9/11 transitions from Day of Solemn Remembrance to mattress sales and car loan deals?

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Observed labor day by going to a grocery store with only self-checkout and stealing a bunch of stuff at the register. Score one for the workers!

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Michigan Football should go back to cheating

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

MACtion giveth and MACtion also giveth

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If your mouse is cordless I'm calling it a hampster. End of discussion.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Ok so it's called "fantasy football" but all I wanted to do was draft Gandolf the Gray at quarterback and suddenly I'm being asked calmly but firmly to leave the buffalo wild wings

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Ok I'm all for cultural acceptance but I draw the line at grownups drinking milk

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Looking for a chef's knife in the Airbnb but all they give you is four butter knives, twelve steak knives and a scimitar

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

What's Shri Thanedar's next move now that he's leaving Congress?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/07/2026

‘That’s All I’m Saying,’ Repeats Man Who Keeps Saying More Stuff

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Lee Bey @leebey1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

"Some people say Casablanca or Citizen Kane. I say Jason and the Argonauts is the greatest film ever made." Tom Hanks, 1992.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

"Alright so, as you know, this guy is the greatest player in history" "Don't worry boss we know just how to defend him"

Messi with lots of space about to assist the game winner

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I feel like Spain are the Iowa of the world cup. They make every game a Spain game and you can only win by out-Spaining them

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Abraham Aiyash's Farmer Jack themed mailer is my favorite thing about this election cycle so far

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

This is all Donald Trump's fault

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Who would have thought our bad defense would be a problem 🤷‍♂️

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Trump pressuring fifa is a broken clock situation. 100% appropriate use of executive authority.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I've been trying all these sea captain themed deodorants but none of them are giving me the full dead fish smell I'm really after. Just trying to give the ladies what they want, you know?

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Everyone's saying "stay hydrated" but no one is saying "yes you can pee here"

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

No penalty for this and also a goal taken off the board previously. I'm glad Congo ended up pulling it out because the ref was hosing them big time

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Germany was cooked the moment they walked out wearing teal

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Taco bell catching strays

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Shout out to algae.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I need a polite/professional way to address people in my office using my profile picture for ai generated nonsense. I don't care if it's a fun little joke or if you need to put me in a group photo for the website or whatever. Please do not feed my face to the big hungry monster!

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Unpopular opinion but I think they should get better at beating teams one at a time before they take on two at once

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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 08/05/2026

“You know what I’m sayin’? … Me, for example. I couldn’t work in some stuffy little office. … The outdoors just calls to me.”

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

All the suburban suckers at work are talking about driving around looking for the best gas prices while I, a savvy lifelong Detroiter, simply continue to patronize the one gas station in my neighbors that I'm reasonably confident won't steal my credit card info 🧠🧠😤

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Devasted to find that the crotch on my favorite sweatpants has blown out. The prognosis is these bad boys may only have several more years of life left in them.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

What I come back to as a parent thinking about my kids' screentime is the opportunity cost - "what would they be doing otherwise?". An hour (or 2?) at school is probably fine. But if they are on the Chromebook all day, then there are all kinds of learning that they aren't getting the chance to do.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

"out the country but the blueberry still connect" Let's bring back rappers flaunting the specific terms and conditions of their mobile phone plans

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

When a woodpecker is pecking it actually tickles the tree. The pecking is too loud, or else you'd be able to hear the tree going "tee hee hee tee hee hee".

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I can't explain it but this is every Michigan fan right now

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

SPECIAL BULLETIN My 5yo believes the avengers character Hawkeye is called Hawk Guy THAT IS ALL

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

My super power is think cilantro is just ok

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I think they actually planned the Venezuela thing and the Iran thing together. Thought they would get control of the Venezuelan oil, which would reduce the impact of attacking Iranian oil. And even though no one at any point expressed interest in Venezuelan oil they just kept going along with it.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Spent a brief amount of time in an airport today so you KNOW I have a Kelly Clarkson song stuck in my head

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Me: I don't know if you've seen the news but we're going to have to think about how to talk to our kids about this Wife: you mean the increasingly spiraling war our government started for no reason? Me: no, worse

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

"oh and interpreting the blinking lights will help users diagnose and fix connectivity problems, right?" Inventer of the internet modem: "lol"

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Due to a poor decision at indoor soccer I have a big scrape on my back upper thigh. It's not too bad really. I expect it will heal just in time for me to die from all the toilet seat diseases I am now exposed to.

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

The acoustics in an ice arena are universally awful and it's for that reason I'm declaring that figure skating will probably peter out as a sport pretty shortly

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

If you're watching the winter Olympics remember to take a moment to thank the corporate sponsors

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Really interesting coincidence that all the Team USA bobsledders are from the handful of places in the US where you can bobsled

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Owl posting about a new dinner date spot: "me and WHOOO?"

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Dan Royal @danroyal.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

This is the goal every rec soccer guy tries to score over and over again all match

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