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Dan Crank

@danno.org
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[he/him] Maker of rockets, robots, tacos, and usually messes. Recently retired from Microsoft, but I had nothing to do with that thing you hate. "I can take apart the remote control, and I can almost put it back together." -Flobots

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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Penny Arcade for October 1st 2008, 18 years ago today is one of our most popular comics ever! www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/1...
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A Trick Of Retrospective - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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InsideEVs @insideevs.com · 29/09/2026
A study of 21 connected vehicles found widespread communication with third-party advertising and analytic companies.
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Connected Cars Share A Lot More Data With Companies Than Owners May Realize
Researchers tested 21 new vehicles and 30 companion apps to see just who the cars phoned home to. Their findings may make you think twice about connected cars.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 26/09/2026
On the one hand, I really hate takes that equate politics with sports, but on the other, I really want to shout that Denny Hoskins has been eliminated from playoff contention.
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Elad Gross @bigelad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Supreme Court rules that Missouri's 2022 map will be in effect during the general election.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 19/09/2026
I'm dreaming, but I'd love to see a new C30 come to the US.
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The Autopian @theautopian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
100% ready to leave it all behind and just travel around on adventures in my Rabbit pickup camper --> tinyurl.com/tbvfm9zj
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 17/09/2026
20 year old me was good at: calculus, programming, and digital circuit design. He knew jack shit about literally anything else in the world. He voted for Ross Perot, for Christ's sake.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 17/09/2026
Combination of both... but 20 year old me was SUPER dumb. I really have no respect for his opinion.
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The Autopian @theautopian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unacceptable --> tinyurl.com/abn8sy3k
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 13/09/2026
Is that your car? I too am of the GTI persuasion.
A silver Volkswagen GTI with a large orange and white model rocket protruding from the front passenger window.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 13/09/2026
Yeah, I can see that. In SWTOR I always treated it as a passive background thing, but I'm sure there were completionist folks who ground out every last reward.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 13/09/2026
Yeah, I think it's a good system. Some of the rewards (they're the ones I remember because they're the ones I picked) are QoL perks like increased bank capacity and reduced quick-travel cooldown.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 13/09/2026
SWTOR has something very similar to this.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 10/09/2026
Ope, as I was typing:
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 10/09/2026
MO Supreme Court spitting fire today: "Appoint counsel to represent the interests of this Court and the State of Missouri in defending its orders and authority in federal court because the Attorney General is unwilling or unable to do so." (From screen shot posted on FB by @bigelad.bsky.social)
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 10/09/2026
BREAKING: A federal judge lets Missouri's top court hold a contempt hearing in the dispute over the Trump-backed congressional map.
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Federal judge allows Missouri’s top court to hold contempt hearing in redistricting dispute
A federal judge has allowed Missouri’s top court to proceed with a contempt hearing for Secretary of State Denny Hoskins in a dispute over new congressional districts supported by President Donald Trump.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 09/09/2026
This is the palate cleanser I needed after the last 24 hours.
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Missouri Independent @missouriindependent.com · 09/09/2026
The Missouri Supreme Court ordered Republican Secretary of State Denny Hoskins to appear in person Thursday and explain why he should not be held in contempt for directing election officials to use a congressional map the court has barred him from implementing. #moleg #mogov
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Missouri Supreme Court orders Denny Hoskins to answer on contempt charge • Missouri Independent
U.S. Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh rejected Missouri Republicans appeal to salvage a congressional district map favoring the GOP.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 09/09/2026
Whichever way this ends up, I hope somebody calculates the election results using both maps. Because the 7-1 map by definition is making the "safe Republican" districts less safe. There's a fixed amount of toast and only so much butter. Could be a hilarious self-own on the GOP's part.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 09/09/2026
I have made this point before: Missouri's 2024 congressional elections totaled 60% Republican votes and 40% Democratic votes. The 6-2 map and the 7-1 map are BOTH unfairly gerrymandered. The 6-2 map is just less bad.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 09/09/2026
Fun fact: free and fair elections are what we have INSTEAD of revolutions. Please figure this shit out because I am too old, fat and tired for a revolution.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 09/09/2026
Watching @bigelad.bsky.social 's livestream explainer about the MO gerrymandering clusterwhoops. WTB a portal to the parallel universe where he beat Bailey and is our AG now.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 09/09/2026
So confused.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 09/09/2026
"There isn't any confusion, or there isn't any restraining order?" "Either! Both!"
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 05/09/2026
The author isn't going to have liability as being the person who "fixed" those brakes, is he?
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 03/09/2026
Yes, you go on saying that allowing a citizen referendum over an act of the legislature is somehow disenfranchising us, bless your heart. Fortunately no one is listening to you or you might have to worry about not getting elected.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 03/09/2026
Can I get a HELLYEAH? And our AG, as usual and carrying on the proud tradition of her office, is living in Bizarro World.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 03/09/2026
I had honestly forgotten all about this. Delves are the only part of the game I'm still doing, and they get stale pretty easily. I've only been reactivating my subscription a month at a time, but I'll definitely come back to check this out.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 02/09/2026
He really doesn't have a lot of crayons in his box, does he?
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Missouri Independent @missouriindependent.com · 01/09/2026
The statewide television and radio spot was developed with help from an anti-abortion medical group and will air through Sept. 30. #moleg #mogov
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Missouri AG spends $167,000 in state funds on abortion PSA ahead of November vote • Missouri Independent
The PSA references a June ruling by Jackson County Circuit Judge Jerri Zhang that struck down dozens of challenged abortion regulations as unconstitutional.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 31/08/2026
Once again I have failed the Spot Garrett Dillahunt Even Though I Knew Ahead of Time He Was In This Show Challenge.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 31/08/2026
Sure, I'll play. Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Indigo Girls (many times) Poi Dog Pondering (a few times) Blues Traveler (a few times) Weird Al (at least twice) Rush (at least twice) NIN (at least twice) OK Go Nightwish Midnight Oil Chemical Brothers
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 27/08/2026
I actually finished a project! The graphics are "holographic" which seemed like a neat idea until I put them on the blue rocket and they reflect...blue. The idea was to make it easier to see in flight - time will tell. It's a five finned rocket, hence the name "Take Five." Kit is a MAC Blackfly.
Photo of a blue model rocket with five fins. Script on the side reads "Take Five." The script and stickers on the fins are reflective, but they're reflecting the blue of the paint so they're difficult to see.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 22/08/2026
Ned Burrowdeep, paladin of Yondalla (halfling goddess of feasting and having a good time). Just hit level 5 a few weeks ago.
A HeroForge screenshot of a halfling paladin wearing light armor. He has a shield on his left arm, but his sword is in its scabbard and he's holding a pipe in his right hand and smiling.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 19/08/2026
AcqInc is the only series I've really gotten into, because it's the most similar to my table. It's a bunch of smartasses fucking around and making each other laugh. I was sorry you were ill for the last one; I missed seeing you. I hope you make the next one (but I understand if you need a break).
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 18/08/2026
I had the 75-in-1, which still came in a wood box when I was a kid. I have an eBay alert set on them and get a hit once in a while, but keep telling myself it'd just be another bit of clutter in my already cluttered life, so I don't buy one.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 15/08/2026
Just woke up from a dream in which NYC voted overwhelmingly to increase the number of Spider-Men on the streets. Mayor Mamdani seemed upbeat about the challenge of recruiting 1,000 new web-slingers. Going back to sleep to see how this turns out.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 13/08/2026
Ah, ICE PR department, you've done it again!
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Robin D. Laws @robindlaws.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just learned that the kids today use 🙏 instead of 👍 and it makes me want an emoji even more emotionally withholding than 👍
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 12/08/2026
No, I would not like to share feedback about my recent interaction with your company. I didn't even want to have the interaction.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 08/08/2026
From the bottom of my heart, thank you for the quest where you have to shave Lowping's head.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 05/08/2026
Ironically, the "citizen initiatives have to pass in each individual district" amendment did prove that there are some ideas so bad that all districts will in fact agree on them.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 05/08/2026
It truly warms my heart to see Missourians across the political spectrum coming together to tell their governor to jump up his own ass.
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Larian Studios @larianstudios.com · 04/08/2026
It's that time of year again, you naughty number-loving nerds.
Images of modded bald Lae'zel and a car (both mods by wa_rouk) with the text: 500 Million Mod Downloads an 13K Mods Uploaded
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 02/08/2026
*squirt bottle* no! bad necromancer!
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 30/07/2026
I'm starting to think the president may not have been 100% truthful when he said the war was over back in March.
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They specifically want books before 2022 because they are uncorrupted by AI. They need books that have not been poisoned by the poison they are making. It's just like pre-war steel. They invented cultural radiation.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 27/07/2026
What material? And how big? I might have time this week.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 27/07/2026
This is the best framing device ever.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 10/07/2026
That's less than I would have guessed. But $25k is a lot less than I would have guessed you could buy a restored WWII Jeep for, too.
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