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Dan Crank

@danno.org
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[he/him] Maker of rockets, robots, tacos, and usually messes. Recently retired from Microsoft, but I had nothing to do with that thing you hate. "I can take apart the remote control, and I can almost put it back together." -Flobots

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Dan Crank @danno.org · 13/09/2026
Is that your car? I too am of the GTI persuasion.
A silver Volkswagen GTI with a large orange and white model rocket protruding from the front passenger window.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 27/08/2026
I actually finished a project! The graphics are "holographic" which seemed like a neat idea until I put them on the blue rocket and they reflect...blue. The idea was to make it easier to see in flight - time will tell. It's a five finned rocket, hence the name "Take Five." Kit is a MAC Blackfly.
Photo of a blue model rocket with five fins. Script on the side reads "Take Five." The script and stickers on the fins are reflective, but they're reflecting the blue of the paint so they're difficult to see.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 22/08/2026
Ned Burrowdeep, paladin of Yondalla (halfling goddess of feasting and having a good time). Just hit level 5 a few weeks ago.
A HeroForge screenshot of a halfling paladin wearing light armor. He has a shield on his left arm, but his sword is in its scabbard and he's holding a pipe in his right hand and smiling.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 21/05/2026
This is a cat check point; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
A tabby cat snuggling comfortably in my face while I lie on my futon; the cat's front paw is on my neck.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 30/04/2026
I passed a dead cat in the gutter on my way to the grocery store. Drove home a different way so I didn't have to see it again. Cats make perfectly good indoor-only pets, especially in cities. Please let Mario explain you the good news about the indoor cat life.
A grey tabby cat with black stripes, stretched out sound asleep on a grey futon. Full disclosure: he was sleeping off his sedative after a trip to the vet, because he is an unholy terror without it.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 16/04/2026
I did of course get stuck in the mud immediately upon entering the parking area but helpful rocket folk pushed me out. #ThanksChuck
The left front wheel of a Volkswagen GTI encased in mud.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 16/04/2026
Mithril Aerospace HQ is set up at LDRS 44, although it is still extremely windy. The high winds are predicted to continue through most of the weekend. I don't know whether I'll fly today. Hooray for my eleven year old GTI getting 40 mpg hauling all this crap up here!
Two high-power rockets - a yellow four inch diameter Big Bertha and a green three inch diameter Torellian Invader - under a black canopy tent in a farm field. It is briefly sunny.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 11/04/2026
My Torellian Invader upscale is finally ready for launch at LDRS 44, with days to spare. Seen below it is the original Estes Torellian Invader I built as a kid in the 80s. #modelRocket #rocketry Note that the pilot is NOT Greedo, who is a trademarked property of Lucasfilm. He is a TORELLIAN.
A green model rocket with tube fins and science fiction details, three inches in diameter and about six feet long. Beneath it is a small version of the same rocket, one third the size of the big one. The rocket is on a workbench in a cluttered workshop.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 05/04/2026
If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation
A photo of a Star Wars "Greedo" action figure, with a flat spot sanded on his ass.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 06/03/2026
You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?
The main characters of "What We Do in the Shadows" (TV series): Guillermo, Colin Robinson, Nadja, Lazlo and Nandor.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 02/03/2026
I'm sorry I yelled at you, Brann. Please come back. #WoW #WoWMidnight
Log text from World of Warcraft: Valeera Sanguinar has learned a new ability: [Blood Contract], Valeera Sanguinar has gained 3800 experience, Valeera Sanguinar has reached Level 3, Valeera Sanguinar cheers at you, Valeera Sanguinar says: I'll be more helpful now.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 27/02/2026
I mean, it may be Crapopolis, but they have a dance club. #wow
A screen shot of World of Warcraft showing a goblin dance club with a DJ and a light-up dance floor, populated by "Crapopolis Citizens."
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 27/02/2026
Wait. This game had a zone called "Crapopolis" and I'm just finding this out NOW? #wow
A World of Warcraft zone map of "Crapopolis," a junky looking town with a quest marker in the center. The top key reads: World, Azeroth, The Maelstrom, Kezan, Crapopolis.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 17/09/2025
"Tap the sign" memes irritate me, generally, but sometimes the sign must be tapped.
Tweet from "KrangTNelson": "no no no you misunderstood. I said 'fuck YOUR feelings'. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird"
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 13/08/2025
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Tweet by Noah Smith: "We thought we had defeated the natural world because we defeated the animals and plants, but it turned out that they were only our fellow-travelers, struggling to survive. The real natural world is dust and fire and flood and hard radiation. It never sleeps and it always hungers."
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 10/05/2025
Last night I did something rare for me these days - I put on shoes and left the house to go see live music. Martin Carthy and his daughter Eliza playing English folk music and just generally being adorable.
English folk musicians Martin Carthy and his daughter Eliza Carthy on stage at the Focal Point in Maplewood, Missouri. Martin is sitting on a wooden chair with an acoustic guitar on his knee and his hat is on the floor by his feet. Eliza stands to his left with her violin, smiling at Martin while speaking into a microphone. Behind them is a blue curtain and the Focal Point sign.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 31/03/2025
I have a staycation week, and today was working-on-the-car day. I did the differential fluid change, which isn't on VW's maintenance schedule but is recommended by the manufacturer of the diff. Just enough of a pain in the ass to make me feel like I accomplished something doing it myself. #VW #GTI
A silver Volkswagen GTI in a home garage, lifted on jackstands with the hood open and a red creeper on the floor in front of the car.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 21/03/2025
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
From season one of The Good Place, Jason is telling Eleanor, "there's so much thoughts in my brain it's like my head is filled with rocks."
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 27/01/2025
Hong Kong Cavaliers would have been my pick too, but I guess I'll post my #2 choice.
The band "Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution" from Arrested Development.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 21/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 15/20
The cover of "The Straight Dope" by Cecil Adams.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 18/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 14/20
The cover of "Tell Me Why" by Arkady Leokum.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 17/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 13/20
The cover of "The Fourth Dimension" by Rudy Rucker.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 16/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 12/20
The cover of "Every Tool's a Hammer" by Adam Savage.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 13/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 11/20
The cover of "The Long Way to a Small Angry Planet" by Becky Chambers.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 13/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 10/20
The cover of "The Java Programming Language, Second Edition" by Ken Arnold and James Gosling.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 11/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 9/20
The cover of "The Food Lab" by J. Kenji Lopez-Alt.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 09/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 8/20
The cover of "Chaos: Making a New Science" by James Gleick.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 08/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 7/20
The cover of "How to Be Perfect" by Michael Schur.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 08/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 6/20
The cover of the first edition "Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Player's Handbook" by Gary Gygax.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 06/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 5/20
The cover of "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman" by Richard Feynman.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 06/01/2025
(Ope I missed yesterday) Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 4/20
The cover of "The Art of Star Wars" edited by Carol Titelman.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 03/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 3/20
The cover of "Salt Fat Acid Heat" by Samin Nosrat.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 02/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 2/20
The cover of the novel "Anathem" by Neal Stephenson.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 01/01/2025
Mario is still taking 'er easy but very happy to be home. #CatsOfBluesky
A tabby cat lounging sleepily on the top level of a cat tree, in front of a yellow wall and next to a patio door with vertical blinds.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 01/01/2025
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 1/20
The cover of "The Tao of Pooh" by Benjamin Hoff.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 23/12/2024
#rocketry work in progress: On the left is the tail section of a rocket that crashed about a month ago after an electronics failure. It was built from a LOC kit (wood and cardboard) and now has a couple of cracked fins. On the right is a 3D printed replacement. (Issues in following posts.)
Two yellow rocket tail sections on a table. The tail on the left is traditional construction with cardboard tube, wood fins, and delrin rail buttons. If you look closely, a cracked fin is visible. The tail on the right is very similar but 3D printed, with the tube, fins and rail buttons in a single piece.Bottom view of the two pieces from the previous photo, showing the aluminum motor retainer on the old tail (and a better look at one of the cracked fins). On the right, the screw-on part of the motor retainer is printed from the same yellow plastic as the tail.A close-up of a cracked fin on the new 3D printed part, caused by warping of the plastic during printing.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 23/12/2024
So...it looks as if the entire state of Missouri stopped reporting #COVID wastewater data a month ago? That seems uncool. covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-t...
A screenshot of the CDC's COVID wastewater data map, showing all of the sampling sites in Missouri in grey. The legend at the bottom indicates that grey means "no recent data." A graph to the right shows a decline between 8/15/2024 and about 11/1/1024, then a slight rise, and the graph appears to end at 11/29/2024.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 19/12/2024
Thinking this may *actually* be my last full playthrough of #BaldursGate3 so I'm making it a "victory lap" with one of the mods that removes the four-character party limit. I'm playing on the top difficulty (but not with any of the "even moar harder" mods) and just stomping everything. So much fun.
A screen shot of a modded game of Baldur's Gate 3 with a party of eleven characters: "Mini Minsc" the halfling barbarian and all ten of the named companions: Minthara, Astarion, Gale, Shadowheart, Lae'zel, Karlach, Halsin, Minsc, Wyll and Jaheira.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 25/11/2024
Introduce myself to new followers another way now: One book 📚 One movie 🎥 One album 💿 One TV show 📺
Cover of the novel "Anathem" by Neal Stephenson. Through an archway, a monk can be seen walking away from the viewer, and an analemma is visible above the arch.A poster for the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World." Scott wields a flaming sword while Ramona stands behind him; the faces of Ramona's seven deadly exes are visible at the top.The cover of the album "Somewhere in the Between" by Streetlight Manifesto. Abstract patterns fill the spaces between the artist name and title: blue swirls, tan arcs, and an orange scale-like pattern.A poster for the TV show "The Good Place" showing the characters walking through a door marked "Earth" onto a field of green grass.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 23/11/2024
Gaze upon the horrors which your corporate mergers have wrought.
An illustration of Mickey and Minnie Mouse in costume as, and displaying the powers of, Mister Fantastic and The Invisible Woman. The caption reads: "See Marvel's First Family Like Never Before in 'Marvel & Disney: What If...? Mickey & Friends Became the Fantastic Four' #1."
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 20/11/2024
Sweeeet...I get a feat at fourth level, gonna take tavern brawler
Another Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 screenshot showing that DarthViggen (old bald man with glasses) has leveled up to level 3 with 4040 out of 17500 experience points.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 20/11/2024
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 career mode - begun! #MSFS2024
Screenshot from Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 showing that DarthViggen (an old bald guy with glasses) has passed his private pilot certification.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 14/11/2024
Two years ago today, my wife heard sad meowing in our back yard. A couple of minutes later, she came back and handed me this little asshole. Happy #GotchaDay Mario.
A month-old tabby kitten drinking from a baby bottle.A month-old tabby kitten lying on his back in a lap, waving his paws while play fighting.A Mastodon Caturday post: "We're still trying to piece together what happened, detective. This was the last picture on his phone. #Caturday" The picture is a blurry photo of a tabby kitten leaping directly toward the camera with his front paws outstretched.A man in a navy blue hoodie sitting in an office chair, with a four-month-old tabby kitten asleep on his chest.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 17/12/2023
Shiny! #BG3
The golden d20 in Baldur's Gate 3, the reward for finishing honour mode.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 17/12/2023
My new favorite way of killing Gortash, unquestionably the most gleefully killable character in the game. Karlach with the action surge trip attack and 5 more halberds to the face. Then, she stacks 4 powder barrels around his prone body and tags in Gale to detonate with a fire bolt. #BG3
The absolutely wrecked middle section of Gortash's room. The entire floor is covered with cinders, and everything that was once furniture is now splinters. An extremely dead Gortash is splattered at the foot of a large bookcase.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 17/12/2023
My crew: Tav was the OP Gloomstalker 8 / Thief 4 build, Gale was a straight Abjuration wizard, Shadowheart as a straight Life cleric, Karlach as a straight Battlemaster fighter.
A screenshot of four Baldur's Gate 3 characters in endgame gear. Halfling ranger, human wizard, half-elf cleric, tiefling fighter.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 17/12/2023
I finally finished my #BaldursGate3 #HonourMode run. It was a nail biter. But I won! #BG3 Mild story spoiler in thread...
Steam achievement from Baldur's Gate 3: "Foehammer. Complete the game in Honour mode. 0.1% of players have this achievement"
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 27/10/2023
This knucklehead is a year old today. (My wife found him on Nov. 14, and the vet guessed he was three weeks old then. We picked today as his birthday because it's also our nephew's birthday.) #HappyBirthdayMario
A one-year-old tabby cat looking at the camera, under a quilt.A three-week-old tabby kitten drinking from a baby bottle. His ears are back and he is holding on to the hand holding the bottle with his front paws.
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Dan Crank @danno.org · 16/10/2023
Anchoring my new Bluesky feed as ${DEITY} intended
A tabby cat with yellow eyes, his head poking out of a hole in a grey carpeted cat tree.
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