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Daniel Maxwell

@danmax802.bsky.social
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Adaptively nonconformist. Standoffishly approachable. Contains multitudes. *insert associative descriptor/acronym/flag here*

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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Unfortunately I can’t hear stringed questions anymore without my head going here
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Tucker Carlson
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An illegal lane crossing if ever I’ve seen one
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is a reason that we’re the only country IN THE WORLD to have the Triple Lock. And that reason is because the Tory/Lim Dem coalition needed votes and the 65+ demographic was seen as a sure thing
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An American politician lying about a potential national security threat to attempt to drag the UK into an illegal war in the Middle East? Surely not.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many times have we had: 1. Horrible thing happens/is prevented 2. Farage makes wild baseless claims that the media parrots 3. Claims are proven false and the story fades 4. No repercussions WHATSOEVER It’s blatant fear and hate mongering, and for what? A few more clicks and likes?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That said, this clip will go down delightfully well at his next impeachment hearing
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*roll credits*
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GREENLAND. It’s all been a long con!
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bro’s egg is scrambled
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ah yes, the Spoils System. The same one that resulted in the assassination of President Garfield.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Unfortunately, the only way to reclaim the poppy is to, well, reclaim it. Flags too. Easier said than done. Having pride in the nation, if you can imagine such a thing, or even (dare I say) patriotism has been co-opted by people who are so often being revealed to be funded by our adversaries.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Breaking: the Telepooper struggles with his Teleprompter
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So I guess the question is why the US is linked with Russian vessels? Because that’s who the Ukrainians are targeting.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marxism, Socialism, Bolshevism? Sure, go off I guess but his issue with psychoanalysis is because the Freuds were Jewish? Not the sexual reductionism, gendered bias, event recall distortion or any of the other COPIOUS issues with psychoanalysis?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me when I get re-elected, only to be investigated by a parliamentary commission all over again
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Clearly he’s had his prescription changed to Adder-some
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
His newest alias: Jon Dice
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“If you ignore all the warring, I’m like…peaceful as heck”
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Spreading death and destruction and carnage across the Middle East and beyond” Okay, Mr. Trump but what about Iran?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Why does #Neagley just have loads of guns in the trunk of her car?” Uh, she lives in Chicago??
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes, the #Lanterns show is very limited because of its budget but “the ring only has battery for a few constructs at a time” is a lazy criticism. As everyone knows that #HalJordan is *obviously* flying around Rushville all night and, in true Jordan fashion, forgetting to charge his ring.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He looks a lot better than I expected but mind you, I expected him to be in his second month of decomposition
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Corrupt politicians? Shady crypto billionaires? Eastern European organised crime? All brought to you by @bylinetimes.bsky.social from the fine chaps at ReformUK Who needs a new Bond movie when you have aul Nige? bylinetimes.com/2026/09/14/n...
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Nigel Farage Funder George Cottrell’s Inner Circle Hosted Indicted Cocaine Trafficker
Cottrell's partner is the sister of two men indicted over an alleged operation involving 5,670 kilograms of cocaine, who are tied to one of the most powerful organised crime groups in the Balkans
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What the actual fuck? £80 million in less than a month? Our Nige is up to some shady shit methinks
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every time they cut to Trump at the 9/11 memorial, it's like a jump scare…if you were scared of a Fascistic bowl of melted cheese
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The same people who crashed the Grinder server in Dallas also had footage of Hasan Piker beefed up and slinging dong on the overhead at the RNC
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Charlie Kirk-related wrecking while JD Vance is present? I swear I’ve seen this before.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Local politics, even in a city like London, doesn’t really feel like Lammy’s wheelhouse. He’s more of a “big picture” politician or however you want to phrase it: national campaigns, PLP communications, diplomacy and geopolitics I mean, his stint in the London Assembly lasted less than a month
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And like his casinos, he’s putting more effort into removing people of colour than trying to turn a profit
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“It’s entrapment” would be a solid argument for Reform if they were targeted by law enforcement and not journalists…for the second time in less than five years. Maybe it ceases to be entrapment when you’re just repeatedly doing naughty things
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First day back: *immediately breaks the rules*
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In the run up to the Midterms, here’s a wild idea: Remember Joe Biden? The guy with sever metastatic bone cancer? Could we maybe consider leaving him alone moving forward?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wild how now all the major news outlets are giving air to the idea that the immigration debate may be causing division Y’know, when the government strategy is shown to be having an effect?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Leagues of Hell know not of the depravity and knavery of a @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social comment section
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So the gangs ARE being smashed? Someone tell Tice
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A real estate vulture and a sexual predator? Truly a student of the master’s craft
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
❌ No New Wars ✅ No, New Wars
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How on Earth did he manage to live longer than the Queen of Country herself???
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Look, you can have whatever take you want on his political stances but the mere suggestion that Gavin Newsom doesn't have one of the most undeniably good looking face cards in the game? LUDICIOUS. Get your head looked at.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It was good of them to leave this in the opening paragraph so we knew not to read any further. Like, if you can't get the most basic of analogies right where the media is concerned, why should readers listen to your view?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No, he’s not. Has he forgotten that he destroyed the Rose Garden?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@jamesmatthewsky.bsky.social talking about Luigi Mangione’s distinctive eyebrows and prominent cheekbones
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Embarrased Woman Laughing
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Initially I thought: “surely they wouldn’t lie about such an easily verifiable claim” And then I remembered who we’re talking about here
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
THIS. It is this simple. A law was passed by congress and everyday this administration lives in violation and contempt of it. Yet, for some reason, @katiephang.bsky.social is the only major voice breaking through. When this is all done, she will go down as one of the US’s greatest legal champions
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I know the US government has a reputation for not looking after their veterans but this administration is getting stuck in before they’ve even submitted their DD 214s Mind you, not too much before for some of the service members when they eventually make it home
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If @countbinface.bsky.social is such a nobody, why was he interviewed by major media outlets in nine different nations? Compared to Farage’s…zero?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In fairness, @countbinface.bsky.social is going to demean and humiliate him regardless of whether he’s there or not
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I love this world where our entire political system is apparently being directed by a comedic alien This whole timeline is a Doctor Who plot
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Farage is scared of the Count
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