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Daniel Maxwell

@danmax802.bsky.social
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Adaptively nonconformist. Standoffishly approachable. Contains multitudes. *insert associative descriptor/acronym/flag here*

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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So I guess the question is why the US is linked with Russian vessels? Because that’s who the Ukrainians are targeting.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Clearly he’s had his prescription changed to Adder-some
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Spreading death and destruction and carnage across the Middle East and beyond” Okay, Mr. Trump but what about Iran?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Why does #Neagley just have loads of guns in the trunk of her car?” Uh, she lives in Chicago??
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes, the #Lanterns show is very limited because of its budget but “the ring only has battery for a few constructs at a time” is a lazy criticism. As everyone knows that #HalJordan is *obviously* flying around Rushville all night and, in true Jordan fashion, forgetting to charge his ring.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Corrupt politicians? Shady crypto billionaires? Eastern European organised crime? All brought to you by @bylinetimes.bsky.social from the fine chaps at ReformUK Who needs a new Bond movie when you have aul Nige? bylinetimes.com/2026/09/14/n...
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Nigel Farage Funder George Cottrell’s Inner Circle Hosted Indicted Cocaine Trafficker
Cottrell's partner is the sister of two men indicted over an alleged operation involving 5,670 kilograms of cocaine, who are tied to one of the most powerful organised crime groups in the Balkans
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What the actual fuck? £80 million in less than a month? Our Nige is up to some shady shit methinks
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every time they cut to Trump at the 9/11 memorial, it's like a jump scare…if you were scared of a Fascistic bowl of melted cheese
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The same people who crashed the Grinder server in Dallas also had footage of Hasan Piker beefed up and slinging dong on the overhead at the RNC
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Local politics, even in a city like London, doesn’t really feel like Lammy’s wheelhouse. He’s more of a “big picture” politician or however you want to phrase it: national campaigns, PLP communications, diplomacy and geopolitics I mean, his stint in the London Assembly lasted less than a month
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“It’s entrapment” would be a solid argument for Reform if they were targeted by law enforcement and not journalists…for the second time in less than five years. Maybe it ceases to be entrapment when you’re just repeatedly doing naughty things
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First day back: *immediately breaks the rules*
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In the run up to the Midterms, here’s a wild idea: Remember Joe Biden? The guy with sever metastatic bone cancer? Could we maybe consider leaving him alone moving forward?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wild how now all the major news outlets are giving air to the idea that the immigration debate may be causing division Y’know, when the government strategy is shown to be having an effect?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Leagues of Hell know not of the depravity and knavery of a @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social comment section
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How on Earth did he manage to live longer than the Queen of Country herself???
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Look, you can have whatever take you want on his political stances but the mere suggestion that Gavin Newsom doesn't have one of the most undeniably good looking face cards in the game? LUDICIOUS. Get your head looked at.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It was good of them to leave this in the opening paragraph so we knew not to read any further. Like, if you can't get the most basic of analogies right where the media is concerned, why should readers listen to your view?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@jamesmatthewsky.bsky.social talking about Luigi Mangione’s distinctive eyebrows and prominent cheekbones
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Embarrased Woman Laughing
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Initially I thought: “surely they wouldn’t lie about such an easily verifiable claim” And then I remembered who we’re talking about here
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
THIS. It is this simple. A law was passed by congress and everyday this administration lives in violation and contempt of it. Yet, for some reason, @katiephang.bsky.social is the only major voice breaking through. When this is all done, she will go down as one of the US’s greatest legal champions
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If @countbinface.bsky.social is such a nobody, why was he interviewed by major media outlets in nine different nations? Compared to Farage’s…zero?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I love this world where our entire political system is apparently being directed by a comedic alien This whole timeline is a Doctor Who plot
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Farage is scared of the Count
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bro is scared of a bin
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Has an obituary ever been this anticipated?
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
From what I can tell, some Americans heard @jamesmatthewsky.bsky.social asking @abdulelsayed.bsky.social about what Trump said about him and immediately decided he was a duplicitous right winger because it sounded mean Or they assumed he was from Sky News Australia and not Sky News proper
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Now that @abdulelsayed.bsky.social has won his primary, maybe Fetterman should be the one who sits the next one out
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Given the recent cyberattack on the Department of Education, I think a serious conversation around the lack of cybersecurity infrastructure in the UK needs to be had. Y’know, like one that’s not “Fatima’s next job…”, etc. If we’re talking about defence of the nation then let’s talk about it.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
For the Oval Office
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
España wins, Argentina loses: The Trump Curse strikes again!
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Textbook: being angry doesn’t make you right
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
¡Viva España, campeones del mundo!
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Any more free kicks to Argentina and someone’s gonna accuse them of socialism
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Come on, España!
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Imagine getting arrested in the sluttiest purple shirt on Earth and three quarter length trousers
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Genuinely think that Argentina could stab someone on the pitch and the referee would consider ignoring it
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someone in the ARG camp clearly has elite throat game because WTAF
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
POV: You’re Slavko Vinčić, making an anti-Argentina call at the #FIFAWorldCup final
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Spirited Away Soot Sprites
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’ve seen UFC fights with less physical contact than the World Cup final
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When vibes are in doubt, FIFA employs a tactical Shakira deployment
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Twitter is as hateful as it gets but, my God, you can’t get scenes like this anywhere else
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
1. The People of Aberdeen are not “dancing in the streets” for @andyburnham.bsky.social 2. We aren’t moving the wind farms. 3. We. Don’t. Own. The. Oil. Fields. Jackdaw and Rosebank are jointly owned by Equinor and Shell—not the British government. We will pay exactly what we’ve been paying
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“What has the BBC ever done for me” is the least veiled “pay your licence fee, motherfuckers” I’ve seen in a while
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When in doubt, a tactical Shakira deployment always works
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
As good as Justin Bieber is, he has ground the tempo to a halt, this doesn’t match the tone of the whole halftime show
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@adamkinzinger.substack.com isn’t wrong that this is a point that should be repeatedly being made. However, it’s worth remembering that this totalitarian focus on Trump and MAGA put a massive bullet in the Harris campaign. You have to get Trump out and end MAGA but the key issues matter too.
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Daniel Maxwell @danmax802.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
@toddhoward.bsky.social is really out here just promising everyone everything they’ve wanted for the last ten years, like the second wind of Oprah
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