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Dank Cassie 🏳️‍⚧️

@dankcassie.bsky.social

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Lowly Wisp [Comms Open] @lowlywisp.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

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Lowly Wisp [Comms Open] @lowlywisp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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dead inside @seahorseradish.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Literally 1984

A sign on the door of the acoustic guitar room at a guitar store that says “Please do not jackoff in here”

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dustin Couch @dustinkcouch.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

i hate hotel wifi

A sign that says "DO NOT USE HOTEL WI-FI (For the password, contact Rebecca At The Front Desk)"

At the top of the image is a notification that says "Successfully connected - Rebecca At The Front Desk Is Now Crawling Toward You" with a clickable option to "Pray To God"

8 Tweets below the notification.

one piece avi: "NOOOO WHY WOULD YOU CONNECT TO THE WIFI"

incredibly deceased: "lol aw man it's always a bummer to watch someone learn that Crawlin Rebecca is after them"

gravey: "me when another guest ignores the sign" Attached to the tweet is a gif of spongebob watching tv and eating popcorn

didn't die just missing: "BRO LEAVE"

sonic's dead friend (response to didn't die just missing): "i don't think this advice has worked for anyone ever"

link drowned: "what was your last memory before crawlin rebecca got you"

incredibly deceased: "praying for god to send me to hell so i would be safe and far away from rebecca

surf bot: "calling the police to tell them i love them"

sonic's dead friend: "screamin"

5 Reddit Posts

Post 1 (Best Buy Ad): You will not escape Rebecca. PS5s are only $599 at Best Buy!

Post 2: 5 Things To Do If Crawlin Rebecca Is After You (Next to the post is a Thumbnail of video that says "#3 I DON'T KNOW")

Post 3: Jimmy Fallon on Crawlin Rebecca: "Please don't hurt me."

Post 4: Am I in Hell? (in the NoStupidQuestions subreddit)

Post 5: Dustin, I know you're reading this. Find the router and destroy it. It's the only way to stop her.

Below the post is a notification that says "Rebecca At The Front Desk is no longer crawling toward you!"

3 tweets and a notification.

long gone devin: "RIP"

beck: "WHY WOULD HE DESTROY THE ROUTER"

A large notification is in the middle of the picture that says "REBECCA AT THE FRONT DESK IS NOW SPRINTING TOWARD YOU" with a picture of a blurry figure sprinting toward the camera and a clickable option that says "GOD IS HIDING"

sonic's dead friend: "if you support Crawlin Rebecca x Sprintin Rebecca ships, block me and then set your house aflame"

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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 17/09/2023

God this is so fucking funny

Futurism: Elon Musk Stormed Into the Tesla Office Furious That Autopilot Tried to Kill Him
Frank Landymore
Sat, September 16, 2023