danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When I first watched that movie, I thought it was Bill Hader 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Standing like a cartoon character who just smelled a tasty pie cooling on a windowsill 011
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We love it in our house, but yes I’m very uncomfortable with fake Gene Wilder, even if his family gave the OK 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m genuinely happy for Oregon State’s success this season, but man… I can’t stop thinking about what’s probably going to happen to them this offseason 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is wild, because the trailers made it look pretty damn funny 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can you challenge a call during the two minute warning? 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026We were so fucking cocky, thinking we’re a borderline P4 program. Turns out we’re a borderline FCS program. 110
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comSomebody Kill Me, PleaseALT: Somebody Kill Me, Please 110
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Thank god we beat Duquesne, because this team doesn’t look like it wants to win another game this season 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s like 65 degrees outside, Jubelale should not be on the shelves. Get your act together, Deschutes 100
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Better to be lucky than good, and the Sounders have been neither this season, so this was nice to have one bounce our way 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comAdam Sandler Sings 'Kill Me Please' in The Wedding SingerALT: Adam Sandler Sings 'Kill Me Please' in The Wedding Singer 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That was laughably pathetic from the @soundersfc.com 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I can go ramp, I can go stairs" is probably my new favorite Trump quote 020
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Also, the zoo is not fucking cheap for a family 220
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah, it’s definitely golfing in Cancun, you’re right 100
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We have tentative plans to go to Cancun for spring break in April, but I keep getting ads for deals to go to fucking Rome for the same price… which one would be a better cultural experience for my kid? 100
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s a total tear down, what a hideous home 100
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you think about it, Arnold Schwarzenegger was the last not-crazy Kennedy family member in politics (Yes, I know this guy is not one of THOSE Kennedys). 000
Reposted by @danjensenpr.bsky.socialMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026CNN, MSNOW and Politico are suing the Trump administration after the White House revoked their press access, arguing the move violates the First Amendment, CNN reports. 2159588
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comJeremy Renner as Mike McLusky: 'I told you so'ALT: Jeremy Renner as Mike McLusky: 'I told you so' 011
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fuck it, I give up - this @mariners.com team (and organization) just does not care about winning, and does not care about their fans 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I benched him for Jeremiyah Love at the last second.static.klipy.comForrest Gump: I'm Not A Smart Man (Tom Hanks)ALT: Forrest Gump: I'm Not A Smart Man (Tom Hanks) 001
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How on earth is that a yellow for Dotson 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026No idea how that foul wasn’t called, but if Jovelic is genuinely hurt, just forfeit the rest of the season and we’ll see you next year 011
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@edzitron.com dumb question for a Raiders fan - do tickets get cheaper or more expensive as you get closer to the game date? Looking at coming in November for the Seattle game 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comYou Know What I Mean You Feel MeALT: You Know What I Mean You Feel Me 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nice win, @mariners.comstatic.klipy.comWhy Cant You Just Be Normal Youre WeirdALT: Why Cant You Just Be Normal Youre Weird 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mariners are getting perfecto’d, and I can’t decide if I want to jinx it, or if they deserve it 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I find it interesting that Amazon did not co-sign this letter 140
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Do you invite LSU… or everyone EXCEPT LSU? 100
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sad to see any well-meaning business like this shut down, but $20k per unit just wasn’t sustainable when you can build with wood for a fraction of the price 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Cougs up to 77 (was 83). Quality loss! 020
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I say this every quarter, but man... swim lesson registration is VICIOUS. Worse than buying concert tickets. 100
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Can they decline to play unless some accommodation is made? Does the home team have a level of responsibility to make sure that stuff is working? How does that even work in a situation like that? 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Would SMU even say yes? They have to play again on Saturday! 011
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comMac Its Always SunnyALT: Mac Its Always Sunny 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Honestly, game was closer than I expected, and closer than the final score looks, especially since I know Fisch will still throw the ball 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This defense is going to keep us in some games this year, though, and that has me feeling… hopeful? 100
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If it’s targeting, do we somehow keep the ball? 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you’re going to make your guy run a possible fumble all the way back to the end zone, have the balls to call a timeout to challenge it 022
