danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 17hBetter to be lucky than good, and the Sounders have been neither this season, so this was nice to have one bounce our way 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 19hThat was laughably pathetic from the @soundersfc.com 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 22h"I can go ramp, I can go stairs" is probably my new favorite Trump quote 020
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If you think about it, Arnold Schwarzenegger was the last not-crazy Kennedy family member in politics (Yes, I know this guy is not one of THOSE Kennedys). 000
Reposted by @danjensenpr.bsky.socialMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026CNN, MSNOW and Politico are suing the Trump administration after the White House revoked their press access, arguing the move violates the First Amendment, CNN reports. 2159588
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comJeremy Renner as Mike McLusky: 'I told you so'ALT: Jeremy Renner as Mike McLusky: 'I told you so' 011
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fuck it, I give up - this @mariners.com team (and organization) just does not care about winning, and does not care about their fans 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I benched him for Jeremiyah Love at the last second.static.klipy.comForrest Gump: I'm Not A Smart Man (Tom Hanks)ALT: Forrest Gump: I'm Not A Smart Man (Tom Hanks) 001
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How on earth is that a yellow for Dotson 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026No idea how that foul wasn’t called, but if Jovelic is genuinely hurt, just forfeit the rest of the season and we’ll see you next year 011
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@edzitron.com dumb question for a Raiders fan - do tickets get cheaper or more expensive as you get closer to the game date? Looking at coming in November for the Seattle game 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nice win, @mariners.comstatic.klipy.comWhy Cant You Just Be Normal Youre WeirdALT: Why Cant You Just Be Normal Youre Weird 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Mariners are getting perfecto’d, and I can’t decide if I want to jinx it, or if they deserve it 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I find it interesting that Amazon did not co-sign this letter 140
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sad to see any well-meaning business like this shut down, but $20k per unit just wasn’t sustainable when you can build with wood for a fraction of the price 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Cougs up to 77 (was 83). Quality loss! 020
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I say this every quarter, but man... swim lesson registration is VICIOUS. Worse than buying concert tickets. 100
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Honestly, game was closer than I expected, and closer than the final score looks, especially since I know Fisch will still throw the ball 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If it’s targeting, do we somehow keep the ball? 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you’re going to make your guy run a possible fumble all the way back to the end zone, have the balls to call a timeout to challenge it 022
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Imagine if we’d made a couple FGs, but we’re still in this baby!static.klipy.comGalaxy Quest: Never Give Up, Never Surrender!ALT: Galaxy Quest: Never Give Up, Never Surrender! 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A hit THAT late should almost be treated like a targeting penalty, it’s nearly as dangerous 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Big Ten refs - “but wait, there’s one second left in the half!” 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Yup, that’s a pretty soft roughing call, but we’ve been burned by those before during Apple Cup 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My UW grad wife is already napping, that’s how much both sides care about this game these days 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Big 10 sure does use a different clock, don’t they 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Taking forever to throw the flag, then picking it up, is some Big Ten Ref Shenanigans 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Man, Randy is on fire. …can’t wait to see how they blow this one. 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026@edzitron.com you’ve certainly come a long way since those first taco suites at CES, sir! 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026These guys just find new ways to disappoint me @mariners.com 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Yet still… ten game winless streak, and the transfer window closes in a few days 010
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026God damn what a save to keep the draw 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Hell of a goal by Lewandoski, kind of surprised that offside review was so short though… 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This whole thing is dumb, but the worst part might be that “Lake America” is objectively a TERRIBLE name 100
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Pretty “meh.” Doesn’t address any of the major concerns - lack of spending and ambition, future of the club, real decline of the fan experience. Opening the 300 level does jack squat for your longest-term fans, Adrian - try actually fixing a root cause instead of a symptom. 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A tremendous loss for humanity, one of the kindest human beings out there just looking to make the world a better place 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026CALstatic.klipy.comHe's Back!ALT: He's Back! 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Go Mariners…?static.klipy.comMarty McFly: Hey, I've Seen This One!ALT: Marty McFly: Hey, I've Seen This One! 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I bet he didn’t attempt to verify the claims of the two teenagers he spoke to that alleged they competed against boys - and I’ll bet those kids are full of shit. 030
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026static.klipy.comChris Redd Says 'Pass' on Saturday Night LiveALT: Chris Redd Says 'Pass' on Saturday Night Live 000
danjensenpr.bsky.social @danjensenpr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Someone’s gotta get fired after this one. 8 in a row is unacceptable 000
