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Daniel B

@danixdefcon5.bsky.social
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IT Security consultant, Infosec/hacker, 2nd-Gen leftist. I’ll update this sometime when I have time. I eat 2048 RSA keys for breakfast.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 20/07/2026
Please drag this out until OpenAI's collapse kills Oracle. I don't ask for much, just the loss of several hundred billion dollars
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Juggalos would do a way better job at the whole being president thing than this guy.
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i remember scientists saying 20 years ago that climate change-fueled wildfires would darken and poison the skies hundreds of miles away. but republicans said that was a lie, so now climate change-fueled wildfires darken and poison the skies hundreds of miles away every summer
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wait, that isn’t an AI render?
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Found that specific video, I see the "save" button enabled which is usually disabled for YT Kids videos. I'm guessing either YT or the channel pulled them once they got found out. The whole channel is ... super weird.
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Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Literal naked advertising
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Rightwingers tend to think that their warped worldview is actually popular and are shocked when they find out it isn’t.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I definitely would’ve believed it even back then. There’s an entire setting where an Arcology (think “smart building” cranked up to 11) is taken over by the AI agent… Oh crap. That’s the next thing that’s going to end up defictionalized.
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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Exactly one year ago today:
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I was also thinking about this right after replying. It would have an effect on those who were stuck deep in conservative areas. It definitely helped me around that era to have contact with communities outside the ultra conservative region I lived in back in 00-06.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
And of course Afghanistan… which I’m also certain ended up the way it did because of Iraq 2.0 as well.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m not entirely sure it would’ve helped. Popular opinion in the run up of Iraq 2.0 was that it would be like Iraq 1.0 or Afghanistan where it would be a quick and swift war with little to no casualties. I’m certain the current pushback against war comes from the mess that was Iraq 2
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liprap @liprap.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
"Laura Burns name was removed from the credits. The single mother who made the expose of Andrew and Epstein possible was not on any of the BAFTA award submissions either. To call her erasure unfair is to put it mildly."
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This is hilarious not just because Columbus never even reached the land of what is now considered the USA, but because it’s the first time I see a ‘merkin admitting that America is a continent.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Well, it’s the HSI branch. They’re probably as tired of this as everyone else.
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 26/01/2026
His exit comes as some other Republicans have started to distance themselves from the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown in the state.
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Chris Madel ends GOP bid for governor, says he can’t support federal ‘retribution’ against Minnesota
His exit comes as some other Republicans have started to distance themselves from the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown in the state.
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atticus goldfinch @atticusgf.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
There quite literally needs to be memorials to the fallen in Minneapolis. This is a resistance worth memorializing in the most literal of ways.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
ICE shot out a young trans man's eyes for the crime of caring about his neighbors.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Well, you know the rules, and so do I
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It’s 10 pm. Do you know where your atomic clocks are?
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Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
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Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Katarina Hunt @katarinahunt.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It’s a joke/reference to a certain miniseries from the 80s.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I actually saw the first V meme related to Agent Orange waaay back in 2017.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Even earlier; Border Patrol and whatever the forerunner of ICE was (can’t remember) already had brownshirt like powers granted to them. A friend wrote about this back in the mid 90s.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
“.. US job market has barely grown in the past 3 months.” 🇺🇸 - B of A
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Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Today in AI Is Not A Good Source For Learning About The World's Most Misunderstood Body Part, meet this ChatGPT gem. Funnily enough, we're actually going to talk about how most of this is kinda sorta right (for small values of right), as a cautionary tale about generative AI.
Screenshot of a reddit post: ChatGPT asked if I wanted a diagram of what's going on inside my pregnant belly.

A screenshot of ChatGPT's response. It is a side view of a foetus gestating in the uterus. The foetus is head-up with no umbilical cord or placenta. Behind the uterus is the rectum, which is unlabelled. Trailing down from between the rectum and spine, extending beneath the buttocks to the inner thigh is a yellow line labelled "pudendal nerve. At the front is an oval-shaped part labelled "cervix". And then we really struggle to image describe this bit. The uterus and the bladder are both attached to a single part which is long inside, then extends downwards into a penis with a single exist. This penis is labelled "rectum".
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
💩 in Latin?
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have revealed a synthetic glycosystem -a sugar-coated polymer nanoparticle- that can BLOCK SARS-CoV-2 from infecting human cells, REDUCING infection rates by NEARLY 99%. Acting as a decoy, the molecule BINDS to the spike protein, PREVENTING it from attaching to real cells.
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The Halo-Halo Librarian 🇵🇭🇺🇲👩🏽‍💻📚 @infoandhalohalo.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
And now for something completely different...
Humorous description the five stages of grief through a series of margarine containers.
Each container aligns with a stage. Each stage's label humorously reflects the emotional progression.

1. Denial: A yellow tub labeled "I can't believe it's not Butter!" with vibrant blue and red lettering.

2. Anger: A square yellow container marked "What, not butter!" in bold black text.

3. Bargaining: A cylindrical yellow tub labeled "Could it be Butter?" with an image of corn and broccoli.

4. Depression: A rectangular container with green letters saying "Unbelieveable this is not butter" in both English and Chinese.

5. Acceptance: A yellow tub plainly labeled "Margarine," with additional text indicating it is "Unsalted" and "Kosher for Passover."
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
My sister had a similar experience at Kindergarten, but with a different spicy song in Spanish. Gloria Trevi’s “A La Madre”. The whole song is word play with “madre” meaning mother or nun but also used for cursing. My sister was going to a nun run school. You can guess how that went through!
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The prophecy has been fulfilled!
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Flightradar24 @flightradar24.com · 23/06/2025
Based on flight paths and air traffic control audio UAE airspace is currently closed. www.flightradar24.com/multiview/3a...
Flights diverting out of UAE airspace
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Surprisingly enough, they still offer that service! I think it’s an online thing instead of the good old booklet thing, but they do offer it!
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I’m amused that “did drivers pay people to calculate an optimal route” is actually true. AAA’s TripTik service!
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Michelle S. Phelps @michellesphelps.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
in the all-too-rare category of good news about changing media patterns.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The Golden Child was good, but also weird. It’s a serious movie and a comedy at the same time? Only watched it once as a kid; I did get to watch some parts years later but didn’t quite get it.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
It’s an issue with Latin American Catholics as well. There’s this “black Pope means the end of times are near” prophecy that’s believed in across the region.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The rightwingers here in Mexico were pretty much cheering at the news of Pope Francis’ death. Catholics here come in two flavors: those that aren’t really following stuff, and hardliners. All the clergy are of the hardliner types.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Well, it is the first quarter. Probably going to get more disapproval for the second one.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
This is only going to get worse. Much, much worse.
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Check this out — American stocks were on par with global stocks up until late January — and have now dropped terribly since then Gosh I wonder what happened in late January?
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Well, fuck.
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I’m already considering skipping this year’s DEFCON, that’s going to end up being another Las Vegas trip lost due to Agent Orange.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
International tourism is worth $200 billion every year to the US economy. Sorry, *was.
A collage of news headlines covering countries which have warned their citizens about visiting the United States. The countries covered by the nine different headlines are: UK, Germany, Ireland, Netherlands, Belgium, France, Denmark, Finland and Canada. Similar warning have also been issued by the Australian and New Zealand governments. The sources are Newsweek, CBS and New York Times
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Daniel B @danixdefcon5.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Fahrkarte, das ist Fahrkatze! No idea if there’s another language where this wordplay can be pulled off
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