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Expert laundry folder & dish washer. I write about fantasy football now too.

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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 10h
They should cancel LAD/ATL and just make this the nlcs
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 11h
What a weird play
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 14h
Just start the padres-brewers game none of us want to watch these guys jerk each other off sheesh
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 16h
Bush league move by Michael Harris to break up the no hitter wow
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
George Kittle I love you but never do that with the football again
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always hated the oversized, ever present scorebugs on nfl broadcast but somehow I love the little graphic in the corner of fox broadcasts that displays the QBs’ stats
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How any of those Eagles & jags fans the broadcast just showed thought they had tickets for that game today
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make Seven
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I packed the car for camping all by myself please clap
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here’s the snack bar menu at my kids little league let me know if you want anything
AI generated snack bar menu at my kids little league snack shack. Features several snack labels that are misspelled or have glaring errors in their design
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The farter’s dog
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LOL at caleb going full tecmo Randall Cunningham
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I hope this ishmael finds you whale
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After Week 1, Trey McBride has 17 end zone targets in 11 games with Jacoby Brissett starting for Arizona. McBride had 17 end zone targets in his previous 54 games
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s fine I’ll do it, I’ll go be the Falcons quarterback sheesh
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trey McBride had 28 RZ targets in Jacoby Brissett's 10 starts in 2025. McBride had 39 RZ targets in his previous 54 games since being drafted by the Cardinals.
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The funny part to me is remembering my trip to Japan last year and how jet lag was a definite inconvenience in the first day or two there, but it absolutely kicking my ass for about a week after getting back to California. Good luck in week 2 I guess
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ok I’ve come around on the substation it is clearly affecting the 49ers (by turning Eddy Pineiro into a beast from 50+ yards)
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lmaooo Kyle what are we doing???
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I wonder how Matthew Staffords back feels right now
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If I gotta hear this guy say “Mel-bun” one more time…
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Timeline #synergy
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why are we taking Mike Evans off the field on 3rd & goal Kyle?
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy to be drawing up a formula involving DSDNA (Degrees Swayed During National Anthem) to help you determine last minute start/sit decisions for @rotoballer.com this season
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh my
Notification Center pop up indicating 87 messages recently sent in my fantasy baseball league
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Stayed up til 3am recapping preseason flotbbal so here is my take aways for you: De’zhaun stribling: good, actually Adrian Martinez: looks like butt Patrick Taylor: see above Jacoby Brissrtt: ok, fine Jeremiyah love: fun stuff Mike lafleur: why are you giving jeremiyah love 14 touches in one half
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wellllllllllllllllllllllp
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is it good when the water mitigation team suddenly stops talking and just lets out a bunch of low whistles one after the other
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reuben @liesandperfidy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the cool thing about sports is you don’t have to take a comprehensive, even-handed view of all the underlying issues and contexts. you can just hate the fucking dodgers. I promise you can do that
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I wish there was a website or app where I could have wagered a mortgage payment or three on this happening
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
There should be a law that if the giants are on the mlb network broadcast we get Kruk and Kuip this is horseshit (apologies to brewers fans also watching out of market)
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bit on not one but two AI job screenings today things are not looking good
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think I just saw wee man hanging out at an open mic night
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Having some trouble with the crosses on this one
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Costco lager is so so good
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bob Gas
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Who is 15 on England and why doesn’t he simply pick up and throw the Argentinian players off the field
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Interesting that making zero adjustments at the hydration break has yielded no change in results on the field 🤔
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Weird that France’s strategy of dicking around in their own half and kicking the ball willy nilly instead of executing clean passes isn’t resulting in more goals
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Get digne outta there regardless
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Still only second best to the Ben Brown-Mike Trout matchup from earlier in the season. Even the announcers couldn’t play that one straight.
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We caved and did McDonald for dinner (I secretly wanted a World Cup cup) but when I got it they didn’t give me a World Cup cup and I was very sad but then I looked in the food bag and there was my World Cup cup and I was very happy
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Any way my favorite World Cup memory will be going to dicks last week for something and seeing how much azzurri shit they had on display
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The through line on usmnt soccer is how sloppy and desperate they get once they are trailing
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Balogun quit the fancy shit this is like watching KOC call red zone plays
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My advice for the second half
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My only balugon take is that he needs to chirp about it CONSTANTLY. Don’t stop. “Can you believe this?” “Can’t believe they actually let me play this shit lol” “I’m mister red card how do you do haha” All match long, don’t let them not think about it
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Fuck Curse
ALT: Fuck Curse
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 04/07/2026
That's an And1 finish, I don't care if the score is 2-2, fans should be running on the field waving towels, game over
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dan @danifestmestiny.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ref swallowing his whistle on that last foul at the edge of the box with 30 seconds left was… curious
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