daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The North Brooklyn Misanthropy Club sucks! Do not attend 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I love when my friends are striking or unemployed 000
Reposted by daniel winnceej @ceej.online · 02/06/2026little girl at the park asked my wife if she had "evil in her heart" 52117581
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It's hard to believe sunscreen works at all. It sounds like something you'd get ads for on instagram for three months and then never see again 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The only point of an outdoor wedding is so the bride and groom can make it clear that they like hiking 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I don't like when dog owners say their dog is saying something they are clearly not saying ie "she's asking if she can help." It pisses me off 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I would hate to have a hyphenated last name. Way too much work 010
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026This is extreme recency bias, but the 2028 world championship is going to be Sindarov vs Abdusattorov 010
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I was against portland renaming 39th caesar chavez from the beginning 100
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Your 30s are all about doing one thing per month to prove that you've still got it (but you don't got it) 020
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 08/03/2026teaching my persian girlfriend words in farsi is a level of mansplaining most of you can only dream of 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026The nicest thing you can do as a person is hire a skywriting plane to write "I love you Mohammed" because that's the most common name so it will do the most good 010
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Every movie should have a making of movie made about it and that too should have a making of movie made about it 000
Reposted by daniel winnMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do. 432660445
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026One thing that was nice about the early 2000s is no one cared about video quality 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I wonder if Rick Perry still says oops or if it's too painful a memory 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 31/12/2025What bothers me about the fatwa for salmon Rushdie is they’re not supposed to read the book. I’d want to at least read the book if I’m going to murder the guy 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Haven’t gotten any compliments on my new Venmo profile picture 010
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I could not in good consciousness work for words with friends (plagiarism) 010
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I just said my name (Daniel) and this guy thought I said Kayden. That’s life I guess 010
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 27/12/2025I don't think i've ever heard a wonderful life opinion that's held my interest 100
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I have another suggestion for something my friend should talk to her therapist about 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I think bald people should wear wigs non-covertly, just when the feel like it 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 15/12/2025@rianjohnson.bsky.social love the ishtar reference in wake up dead man 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I think ted talks are where everything started to go wrong 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Shakes are not in the category “drinks and shakes” at Burger King by the way. 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025What was Santa doing before Rudolph; just flying blind? That doesn’t make sense. 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 24/11/2025My bartelby the scrivener recommendations aren't getting the traction I would like them to get 020
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 12/11/2025My great grandfather was the first person to ever parallel park. People called him crazy but he didn’t care 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025There’s nothing I hate more in this world than meetings 010
Reposted by daniel winnweinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 08/11/2025"Like a tomato-based ketchup." 320827
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 01/11/2025unfortunately I would be too good at taskmaster and ruin the show 030
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 21/10/2025The guy playing music out loud on his phone on the subway has ads 000
daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 19/10/2025beating hans with black in 28 moves makes up for it. all is forgiven 000
