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daniel winn

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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The North Brooklyn Misanthropy Club sucks! Do not attend
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I love when my friends are striking or unemployed
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don't see what my friend sees in her baby
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my lyft driver's lock screen is his own selfie
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just remembered wedding hashtags
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/06/2026
little girl at the park asked my wife if she had "evil in her heart"
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It's hard to believe sunscreen works at all. It sounds like something you'd get ads for on instagram for three months and then never see again
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The only point of an outdoor wedding is so the bride and groom can make it clear that they like hiking
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Attention is a nice surname
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I don't like when dog owners say their dog is saying something they are clearly not saying ie "she's asking if she can help." It pisses me off
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I would hate to have a hyphenated last name. Way too much work
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is extreme recency bias, but the 2028 world championship is going to be Sindarov vs Abdusattorov
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I love when people doth protest too much
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I was against portland renaming 39th caesar chavez from the beginning
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Your 30s are all about doing one thing per month to prove that you've still got it (but you don't got it)
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
teaching my persian girlfriend words in farsi is a level of mansplaining most of you can only dream of
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
indenting paragraphs was such a good idea
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
This didn't work AT ALL by the way
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The nicest thing you can do as a person is hire a skywriting plane to write "I love you Mohammed" because that's the most common name so it will do the most good
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Every movie should have a making of movie made about it and that too should have a making of movie made about it
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
no more lookalike contests please
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
One thing that was nice about the early 2000s is no one cared about video quality
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I wonder if Rick Perry still says oops or if it's too painful a memory
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
What bothers me about the fatwa for salmon Rushdie is they’re not supposed to read the book. I’d want to at least read the book if I’m going to murder the guy
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Haven’t gotten any compliments on my new Venmo profile picture
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I could not in good consciousness work for words with friends (plagiarism)
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I just said my name (Daniel) and this guy thought I said Kayden. That’s life I guess
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
a real life metropolitan (1990) "kafka-esque"
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
His teammate just punched a guy
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I don't think i've ever heard a wonderful life opinion that's held my interest
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I have another suggestion for something my friend should talk to her therapist about
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I think bald people should wear wigs non-covertly, just when the feel like it
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I've never had an ulterior motive in my life
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
@rianjohnson.bsky.social love the ishtar reference in wake up dead man
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I think ted talks are where everything started to go wrong
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Shakes are not in the category “drinks and shakes” at Burger King by the way.
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
What was Santa doing before Rudolph; just flying blind? That doesn’t make sense.
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I've never met a shy person from new jersey
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
My bartelby the scrivener recommendations aren't getting the traction I would like them to get
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
My great grandfather was the first person to ever parallel park. People called him crazy but he didn’t care
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
There’s nothing I hate more in this world than meetings
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
"Like a tomato-based ketchup."
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Just brushing up
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
unfortunately I would be too good at taskmaster and ruin the show
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Scheduling texts is such a thrill
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The guy playing music out loud on his phone on the subway has ads
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
my favorite chess player blew an easy win today and I am pissed
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daniel winn @danielwinn.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I really want things to work out for me
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