Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026How many #FPL teams, I wonder, are called Quantum of Tzolis? 050
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The Teardrop Explodes will always mean a great deal to me so I was very sad to learn this morning that their drummer, Gary Dwyer, has died after a long period of illness. RIP Rocky. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XDq...youtube.comThe Teardrop Explodes - Passionate FriendYouTube video by ScottishTeeVee 05515
Reposted by Dan MaierDan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Weird that the most famous people with the surnames Hess, Höss and Hass were all called Rudolf/ph. They were also all interested in the creation of a master race, although in Hass's case it was of avocados. 031
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Once you factor in earworms, it’s clear that tonight’s real winners are Life Is Life hitmakers Opus. 070
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Well. This will make Argentina rethink their all-out attacking approach… 0213
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’m fairly confident they keep wanting to cut to Trump but they can’t because he’s asleep or gone. 1121
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 19/07/2026“Sorry, I thought you ordered a half-*arsed* show.” 080
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Justin Bieber with the musical equivalent of bringing Dan Burn on for Anthony Gordon, there. 0130
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Going to form a band called Anthony Barry’s Hurried Departure. 081
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Full respect to Alan Shearer for saying, when the camera cut to Sergio Aguero, “What a player he was.” without adding ‘by the way’. Real discipline there. 3100
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I'm not saying he prefers to cut in on his left, but when it comes to going outside, Saka is more reluctant than Dracula. 170
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Jordan Henderson - surely the first player ever to be booked and stretchered off without taking part in the match. 1300
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Not sure how this Croatian fan felt about the ref’s decision to disallow the last goal. 171
Reposted by Dan MaierThe Onion @theonion.com · 15/06/2026Study: Majority Of Middle-Aged Men Lack Support Network They’ll Need To Handle Neil Young’s Death theonion.com/study-majority-of-midd… 582136326
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Weird that the most famous people with the surnames Hess, Höss and Hass were all called Rudolf/ph. They were also all interested in the creation of a master race, although in Hass's case it was of avocados. 031
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I thought you were posting from the Peebles Hydro for a minute. 100
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Raffle now totally sold out but auction lots open til just after 8pm. So much good stuff. Like 2x Ian Rankin first editions signed *to you*. Jimmy Choo bag currently *2k* below value. Lunch for 2 with history maven Dan Jones! Loads more. Don’t fancy bidding, you can still donate. Thank you! 044
Reposted by Dan MaierMichael Hogan @michaelhogan100.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Get it before it's gone! It's the last day to bid for one-off lots in the Beauty Banks charity auction or buy £5 raffle tickets to win ace prizes. Every penny of profit helps people living in hygiene poverty around the UK. Please bid/buy/share if you can uk.givergy.com/beautybanksh...uk.givergy.comThe Heist | Powered by GivergyBid on exclusive money can't buy items & experiences with Beauty Banks. Enter into one of our charity auctions, prize draws or buy exclusive items now 002
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Pints with Guy Garvey! James Dean Bradfield’s guitar! Signed Black Mirror script! Bespoke Harry Hill painting! LOADS more. Auction ends 8pm tonight, all proceeds help people in hygiene poverty across the UK. Chuck in a bid! uk.givergy.com/beautybanksh...uk.givergy.comThe Heist | Powered by GivergyBid on exclusive money can't buy items & experiences with Beauty Banks. Enter into one of our charity auctions, prize draws or buy exclusive items now 077
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Has he been Me t’Ood?!??1! (Yes, I don’t watch it). 140
Reposted by Dan MaierCharlie Brooker @charliebrooker.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I donated some signed Black Mirror / San Junipero stuff to this charity auction, which ends tomorrow - if you don’t bid on it, you’re a monster: uk.givergy.com/beautybanksh...uk.givergy.com**Charlie Brooker Black Mirror Collectors’ Items** | Powered by GivergyA special one for fans of Black Mirror. This lot includes a **poster and script from the iconic episode San Junipero**, both signed by creator Charli 89319
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Advertisers! Make your commercial really stand out during World Cup ad breaks by not featuring any famous footballers in it. 130
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 10/06/2026One of only two I can passably play on the guitar. 000
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The Beauty Banks auction and raffle is ending in a few days - bag an exclusive lot! Win some raffle bargains! Help people in hygiene poverty! Thanks! uk.givergy.com/beautybanksh...uk.givergy.com 020
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 03/06/2026A re-up for this terrific cause. Grab a handful of raffle tickets and you'll be making a real difference! 020
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Opta reporting that’s the most ‘tell you what’s in CL Final commentary history. #championsleague #tellyouwhat 030
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Loads of *amazing* auction lots and raffle prizes up for grabs - all to raise urgently needed funds to people in hygiene poverty across the UK. Check out the lots, buy some raffle tickets if you can - you'll be helping a deserving cause that urgently needs it! Thanks. uk.givergy.com/beautybanksh...uk.givergy.comThe Heist | Powered by GivergyBid on exclusive money can't buy items & experiences with Beauty Banks. Enter into one of our charity auctions, prize draws or buy exclusive items now 066
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 23/05/2026"It had to be Ollie McBurnie." Again, it didn't. If Gelhardt had scored you wouldn't have said "Hang on, this isn't right?! It should have been Ollie McBurnie!", would you? #sorrytogoonaboutthis 170
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Classic ‘scoring team quickly return ball to centre-spot despite the fact it’ll be the other team that’ll be kicking off’ after the Man City equaliser, there. 040
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 19/05/2026#caninesfilmfestival The Wrong Schauzers Tora! Tora! Terrier! Chappie Feet Canine and a Half Weeks I, Spaniel Blake The Beagle has Landed #latetothis #rusty 060
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Unlike another of your correspondents, I like it in oaty things: porridge, sometimes granola - and usually order oat hot chocolate if I’m at a coffee shop (I don’t drink coffee). Also good in a smoothie. Absolutely not in tea. Any brand but avoid Oatly if possible because Big Oat (see other links). 010
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Dara from Bulgaria reminds me of Sweden’s double winner. She’s very much the Sofia Loreen. #eurovision 020
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I think there should be a rule that they’re not allowed to say anything between “12 points goes to” and the name of the country. “The 12 points goes to….zingy bingy longa lingy…(does a little dance) I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts…quack quack…vehicle reversing…Poland!!” #eurovision 0150
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Who’s presenting for the UK? My money’s on Richard Tice. #eurovision 170
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I’ve actually just said “Blimey, she’s not leaving much to the imagination.”👴 #eurovision 2101
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 16/05/2026That choke’s in very bad taste. #eurovision #romania 010
Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Owen Hargreaves is looking well. #eurovision #finland 020
