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Dan Maier

@danielmaier.bsky.social
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
#newscientistbandnames
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Not sure how this Croatian fan felt about the ref’s decision to disallow the last goal.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Resigned…from life? 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@bbcsportbot.bsky.social um…
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Arse’n’all.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’ve seen Angine de Poitrine three times in the last four days and just when they stop seeming strange you notice the drummer’s actual eyes. #anginedepoitrine
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
‘Who else?’ Is my single most hated commentary trope. You said it when you thought Watkins had scored, BBC Sport, as if it was inevitable. So why didn’t you express commensurate disbelief when Barkley actually did score? ‘Who else’? Well…Barkley, for instance. IT’S UTTERLY REDUNDANT.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I think we can agree that the real winners from the Artemis mission are Tunnocks.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Hotel F****** *******s is fully booked, so I thought I’d try this place.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
#facupdraw #shutupandjustsaytheteams
Me ranting about the tedious, bants-laden nature of FA Cup draws compared to the simple drawing out of balls and reading out of team names of times gone by.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
#fpl #bench #fml
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Sorry, the BBC, Munoz has *what* himself into Crystal Palace’s history books?
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Bit tasteless trailing the next part in the corner like this. Still, I’m guessing: drowning.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
“Why have you brought me Size 40s?!” “You said you wanted to try on the XL..?”
A screen grab of a news story about the discovery of ‘unusually large’ Roman shoes.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I’ll be honest, what with English Teacher, Sports Team, Drycleaning and all, I wasn’t sure if this first one was a band name or not.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
You’d think he’d’ve got booked after the second or third go, really.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Grisly way for McKellen to end up, really,
A packet of sliced meat labelled Drury Lane Ham.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Calista Flockhart’s let herself go.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Hang on, my darling Hang on if you want to go Hear it's a really groovy place It's just a little bit of
Spanish Chicken Sandwich
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Garnacho celebrates his equaliser.
Wilko Johnson
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
#newscientistbandnames
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
nufc.com clearly can’t process it. HOWAY! 🖤🤍 🖤🤍 🖤🤍
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
He’s got off lightly there, to be honest.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
A photo from an identity card recovered from a factory in Berlin that used forced Jewish labour. From there many, including this man, my great uncle Max, was sent to #Auschwitz to be murdered. As was his brother Julius.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I literally have too much time on my hands. #thetraitors
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Brighton area! I’m putting on this night on Feb 8. Jangle! 60s! Indie shambling! Come down. www.facebook.com/share/15cwLf...
Dj night poster for a 60s to 80s night.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Joe no longer the biggest knob in #thetraitors
Two contestants carry what appears to be a giant stone peen.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Forgot to mention the Brighton midfield’s tribute the other day to ‘Whole’s Next’ by The Who.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I wonder what’s happening on Border Security: Australia’s Front Line? Probably yet more banned seeds or vacuum-packed exotic frui-…
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Pleased that Chaucer remembered his old pal Graham Binns.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Manchester United’s transitional period is now in its eleventh year. #mufc #transitionalperiod
A Manchester United statement saying: We would like to thank Dan for his work and support during a transitional period for the club and wish him well for the future,"
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#newscientistbandnames
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#newscientistbandnames
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#newscientistbandnames
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#newscientistbandnames
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
#newscientistbandnames
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Importing the archive: The New Scientist is the only source of band names you’ll ever need. #newscientistbandnames
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Eric Alper, probably: What’s the worst record ever? Me: Reece James’s injury record.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Brighton groovers! I'm doing a DJ night in February. It's like a 60s/indie night, but as if it were 1990.
Poster for What Goes On, a dj night on February 8th at Komedia in Brighton. Captioned Indiepop, Psych, Fuzz, Jangle 1965-1990 and featuring photos of The Beatles, My Bloody Valentine, Smiths, Can, REM and the Velvet Underground.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Er…
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Country people, country ways.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Post you from a different era:
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Love getting my computer's approval.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
BLTQIA+
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
How is this Barry McGuigan’s first time on #imacelebrity? I feel like he’s been on it every year.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Yeah, yeah, my family were on* Bluesky** over 50 years ago. *in **the Blue Sky restaurant in Newcastle.
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Big fan of Ant & Dec Undercover. #MAFSUK
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Terrible way to find out what happened to Emu. #mafsuk
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Dan Maier @danielmaier.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Raindog.
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