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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

*watching a movie* ME: Those cops just got a lot of publicity for a big bust. And now they’re going undercover? Come on MY WIFE: [rubbing the bridge of her nose] Look, I’m not saying Zootopia 2’s plot is airtight

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why would they deceive you? There's no reason for them to do that

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ohio Landlord Problems

I have been renting my house for a few years from the same guy. When I signed the lease in 2014 everything was ok but lately he has been coming around the property a lot. He will always give 24 hour warnings but the interactions are not welcome because I pay the rent. Before you say "He's allowed to do it" let me explain what is happening:

Usually on weds/Thurs I will get an email that says "Friday Night" from him and when I open it he says "There's work to do. " If I complain he will say he's improving the property and he's allowed to be there. But when I get home from work Friday he is sitting at my table and eating some of my food. The first few times it was just Nutty Butty or other snacks like chips, etc. but last week he cooked a whole chicken. Any time I say "I paid for the food, you can't eat it" he will say "It's illegal not to share" and he will laugh. I have nothing against laughing but do I legally have to share the food.
About 2 months ago there was still snow on the ground and he said "It's just like when we were kids, be there in 24 hours," and I put all of my snacks under the bathroom sink so he wouldn't eat them, but then I looked out and he was building a snowman with my snow. He didn't come into the inside of the building, but it's my snow, is he allowed to do this? Or is the snow technically public like the trash?
Then last night he called and said "In 24 hours I need you to be here" and I said where and he just laughed and said "In your house" and then he knocked at 6:40pm which was exactly the time he sent the email. He walked right in and sat down at the table and started telling me about his problem tenants. (Tenants are other people who rent his other houses) I get that work is hard but when I said it's probably not my business he started saying "I don't want you to be a problem tenant" and "Only problem tenants make problems." So I had to listen to that and it was boring, but is it illegal?

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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

when your country's new accord on “super intelligence” misspells the country's name

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Start writing the “Farmers battling potato wort outbreak. Experts baffled” stories now

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I had been in Nirvana I probably would feel pretty at ease with my own sense of coolness too

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ME (1996): I’m gonna be cool forever ME (2026): When you make the bed, put a little divot in the top of the throw pillows. It just looks nicer

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’ve long said streaming services ought to return to the weekly episode schedule but now that Slow Horses is back I can’t stand not having all of it to watch at once

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

TFW your wife comes back from Canada and brings back good snacks

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

‘Cause Ringo Funk gonna give it to you (woo)

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Best book I’ve read this year: Transcription by Ben Lerner. Brilliant and surprising.

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It’s Sunday and it’s raining. Gonna have one of those “on my feet only long enough to get my Stand minute each hour on my Apple watch” days

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

ME: I watched Reacher. I think you’d like it MY WIFE: OK, I’ll give it a shot *later, watching Reacher* MY WIFE: [every five minutes] Could you do that ME: This was a mistake

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Hankleton Dunderthorpe III"? Thank *you*

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Another chance: famously a thing you ask for when you're doing great and people love what you're doing

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yes, I'm sure your son spent his first week away from home at college cleaning and cleaning and cleaning before deciding that his high standards required someone else to do it for him!

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We're in a Facebook group with other parents at my daughter's university. First week of her first year, a woman asked if anyone had recommendations for a good cleaning service for her son. She said they'd bought him all the necessary cleaning supplies, but he "couldn't get it as clean as he liked."

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Her fault for hiring DJ Whole Songz. He's great, though

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Love to be eliminated from my survivor pool on Week 1

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

(This is from Something Wicked This Way Comes, which traumatized me as a child [complimentary])

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Kids’ movies in the ‘80s went so much harder than was strictly necessary

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Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What a nice day! The sun is shining, and I'm certain Mercury is shrinking at an expected rate. Time to take a big swig of coffee and read the morning news

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