Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ME (1996): I’m gonna be cool forever ME (2026): When you make the bed, put a little divot in the top of the throw pillows. It just looks nicer 110
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve long said streaming services ought to return to the weekly episode schedule but now that Slow Horses is back I can’t stand not having all of it to watch at once 140
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TFW your wife comes back from Canada and brings back good snacks 130
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Best book I’ve read this year: Transcription by Ben Lerner. Brilliant and surprising. 001
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s Sunday and it’s raining. Gonna have one of those “on my feet only long enough to get my Stand minute each hour on my Apple watch” days 010
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ME: I watched Reacher. I think you’d like it MY WIFE: OK, I’ll give it a shot *later, watching Reacher* MY WIFE: [every five minutes] Could you do that ME: This was a mistake 2235
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Kids’ movies in the ‘80s went so much harder than was strictly necessary 121
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What a nice day! The sun is shining, and I'm certain Mercury is shrinking at an expected rate. Time to take a big swig of coffee and read the morning news 140
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 08/09/2026After watching CNN this morning, I'm hoping they and other U.S. news outlets have a Canadian on staff who can correct their pronunciation of Bombardiernytimes.comCanada Imposes New Tariffs on U.S. Goods, as Trade War Intensifies (Gift Article)The duties are a retaliation against President Trump’s recent tariffs, raising concerns about further escalation. 000
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The greatest scene in cinematic history. Will never be topped 040
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Citi Field is using kids’ drawings of the players for the scoreboard today and it predictably rules 140
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Little Free Library near my apartment absolutely killing it tonight 010
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Another fun one: Many Saskatchewanians of a certain age call chocolate milk “Vi-Co” due to the prevalence of a single brand (discontinued some time ago) in the province 010
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The most beautiful place in the world, Cape Breton, also gone 100
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 01/09/2026[we open on Scrooge fighting a bunch of ninjas] [freeze frame. Gramophone scratch] SCROOGE: Indeed, sir, that is I. I daresay you find yourself consumed with curiosity as to the singular chain of circumstances which hath deposited me in this predicament. TITLE: A fortnight prior to this very day 130
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Fun thing about being the father of an adult daughter today is social media alerts that I might know a particular user and it turns out to be a kid I’ve known since they were in kindergarten and now their online handle is some kind of drug reference. Hi, Maggie420, say hi to your parents for me 030
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 28/08/2026When I wistfully talk about returning to the Yukon, what I mean is *visiting* the Yukon 010
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 28/08/2026*at the theatre* ME: I heard this movie is heartbreaking NICOLE KIDMAN: Boy, do I have some great news for you 010
Reposted by Daniel MacEachernGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/04/2026They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing 5847711007
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I just cannot in any way fathom why a restaurant owner would look at this picture of a grub and maggot burrito and think, “Yes, this is what I want potential customers to see” 042
Reposted by Daniel MacEachernJacob Evans @vumpire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988: Under thy shadow by the piers I waited Only in darkness is thy shadow clear. The City’s fiery parcels all undone, Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC 231734443
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Can't make your office Christmas party, honey, I gotta get through this list. Marvel's really riding my ass 021
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When you buy a Jeep, do they just give you all the ducks to put on your dashboard or do you have to get them yourself? 040
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I would not have been fired from my editing job for accepting a $6-million payment because I would have quit my editing job immediately after receiving a $6-million payment 150
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 13/08/2026*trivia night* HOST: “Conga” was performed by Miami Sound Machine ME: Yes! HOST: I would also have accepted just Gloria Este- ME: BOOOOOO Host: Sir you’ve been warned 080
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Love that the Little League World Series has graphics for the players that note their favourite movies, TV shows etc. Want some kid to have something really surprising. Some 13-year-old in the batter’s box and his favourite movie is like An Officer and a Gentleman 020
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My friends after I’ve explained the rules for our new game that they made me learn while they were enjoying wine 1111
Daniel MacEachern @danielmaceachern.bsky.social · 08/08/2026OK, we just finished Running Point Season 2. How about we watch something where the sports content isn’t absolute nonsense? I got you fam 010
