Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 14/01/2025sorry I'm late - I was deleting exclamation points from my email 020
Reposted by Danielle KraeseJulie Vick @julievickwriter.bsky.social · 13/01/2025This week I’m running A 5-day humor writing challenge where we write one funny line a day. The first prompt is to write a joke in the fake news style. open.substack.com/pub/julievic...open.substack.comOne Funny Line 2025 Day 1: Write a Fake News-Style JokeLocal writer tries to think of good joke 042
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 08/01/2025oh no, just realized I was walking around all day with my imposter syndrome showing. not again!! 020
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 01/01/2025"no one is stopping you from writing," she whispered to herself, before drifting into the kitchen to polish all the cabinets 020
Reposted by Danielle KraeseErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/01/20252024 was a historically difficult year for transgender people, but it was not without its victories. I list over 60 victories for transgender people this year. There is a case for hope, and the fight for transgender rights is not without wins. Subscribe to support my journalism.erininthemorning.comVictories For Trans People In 20242024 was a historically difficult year for transgender people, but there were some major victories. I list the biggest ones here. 362296633
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 31/12/2024and love to see this brilliant piece from @devorahblachor.bsky.social in the @mcsweeneys.net 2024 countdown 👏 1163
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 31/12/2024enabled "adult content" in my bluesky settings just so I could see & share this titillating piece from erotically funny duo @miriamjayaratna.bsky.social & Emily Flake 120
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 31/12/2024One of my favorite 2024 humor pieces from @lisaborders.bsky.social! I have not looked at spiders the same since 🕷️ 150
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 17/12/2024i work on gift guides for a living and THIS is the best gift guide i've seen! 111
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 17/12/2024SOO good Kathryn... this is an instant holiday classic! 020
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 17/12/2024truly believe I'll still be laughing at this piece from @kathrynbaecht.bsky.social by the time I pack away my holiday decorations (aka Feb 23, and not a moment sooner) 020
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 17/12/2024aw the feeling is 100% mutual!! your pieces are all viral sensations (save for the ones that are hidden gems 💎) 000
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 13/12/2024running out to the doctor real quick to see if they have any diagnoses left - can i grab anything for anyone? 010
Reposted by Danielle KraeseTom Ellison @123tomellison.bsky.social · 07/12/2024The real monsters are those who don’t buy this book! 141
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 07/12/2024my new favorite marketing tag 😂 thanks for sharing it Tom!! 010
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 07/12/2024also: might I recommend these Vulture-approved creeps for all your holiday gift-giving needs! bookshop.org/p/books/deep...bookshop.orgDeep-Sea Creeps: A Field Guide to Terrible Ex-Boyfriends (as Sea Creatures) a book by Danielle KraeseYour exes as the creeps of the deep sea. While there may be plenty of fish in the sea, the ones down deep may not be worth catching. Deep-sea Creeps is a taxonomy of those terrible exes that should h... 041
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 07/12/2024haven’t stopped doing the human version of zoomies since I saw this!! incredibly honored to be in such funny company 191
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Unreal to be in such funny company!!! 😭 Thanks @brianboone.bsky.social & @vulture.com 010
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 26/11/2024this video is 10/10 (and I hope the surgery went okay 💛) 010
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 23/11/2024this face would make me immediately surrender all my baby carrots 110
Reposted by Danielle KraeseMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/11/2024"Clowder: A group of childless cat ladies."buff.lyNames for Different Groups of WomenBed: A group of tired women. Coalition: Women who are tired of hearing about their reproductive rights getting trampled on. Guys: Actually, a group... 04210
Reposted by Danielle KraeseDanielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 22/11/2024And still thinking about this piece from @devorahblachor.bsky.social 🔥 0333
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 22/11/2024i'll start: here’s my newest book, deep-sea creeps: a field guide to terrible ex-boyfriends (as sea creatures). this funny illustrated guide is perfect for anyone who has one or more terrible exes, or plans to some day! 🐙 bookshop.org/p/books/deep...bookshop.orgDeep-Sea Creeps: A Field Guide to Terrible Ex-Boyfriends (as Sea Creatures) a book by Danielle KraeseYour exes as the creeps of the deep sea. While there may be plenty of fish in the sea, the ones down deep may not be worth catching. Deep-sea Creeps is a taxonomy of those terrible exes that should h... 010
Reposted by Danielle KraeseMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/11/2024"As a God-fearing citizen, I want the Ten Commandments in every classroom, a sexual predator in every cabinet position, and for a good man—like me, for instance—to stand sentry outside every bathroom door in America."buff.lyI’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee“G.O.P. lawmakers whose leaders have pressed to roll back transgender rights around the country moved to bar Sarah McBride, the first transgender m... 213644
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 22/11/2024And still thinking about this piece from @devorahblachor.bsky.social 🔥 0333
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Love this very timely satire from @kathrynbaecht.bsky.social & @miriamjayaratna.bsky.social (aka the friends who brought my early follower count on here up to 7 💛💛) 0173
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 21/11/2024on here I feel like we are all just tiny ants trying to find our way back to each other after some little shit dumped a glass of water on our hill, does that make any sense 1120
Reposted by Danielle KraeseAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD 11645470412313
Reposted by Danielle KraeseErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 20/11/2024I want to remind everyone that the far right sees transgender people as being worthy of segregation out of general society, "separate but equal" treatment that of course, is never equal. So much so that Iowa Republicans literally tried to redefine the word equal to not mean "same" or "identical." 391664412
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024This piece from @lisaborders.bsky.social nails it 👏👏👏 1317
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024So happy to find you here, and YES I have grown tired of these notes on Substack too. I’m not here to scale I’m here to vibe 000
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Read this hilarious piece from @megrog.bsky.social, before it’s too late!! 020
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024It feels like peak Twitter on here and I love that for us! 💛 120
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024AHH glad to find so many favorite writers here! ⭐️ 010
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024AHH so this is where all the cool writers are! 🩷 010
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024THANK YOU @kathrynbaecht.bsky.social 🥰 and @halliepritts.bsky.social for making this list! 000
Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I've developed a real commitment-phobia with social media, so not yet sure if I'm really here. But maybe? Fellow humor writers, are you out there? 7100