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Danielle Kraese

@daniellekraese.bsky.social
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last name rhymes with ace of base. humor writer, editor, & a third witty thing. author of deep-sea creeps: a field guide to terrible ex-boyfriends (as sea creatures) 🐙

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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
sorry I'm late - I was deleting exclamation points from my email
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Julie Vick @julievickwriter.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
This week I’m running A 5-day humor writing challenge where we write one funny line a day. The first prompt is to write a joke in the fake news style. open.substack.com/pub/julievic...
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One Funny Line 2025 Day 1: Write a Fake News-Style Joke
Local writer tries to think of good joke
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
oh no, just realized I was walking around all day with my imposter syndrome showing. not again!!
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
"no one is stopping you from writing," she whispered to herself, before drifting into the kitchen to polish all the cabinets
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/01/2025
2024 was a historically difficult year for transgender people, but it was not without its victories. I list over 60 victories for transgender people this year. There is a case for hope, and the fight for transgender rights is not without wins. Subscribe to support my journalism.
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Victories For Trans People In 2024
2024 was a historically difficult year for transgender people, but there were some major victories. I list the biggest ones here.
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
and love to see this brilliant piece from @devorahblachor.bsky.social in the @mcsweeneys.net 2024 countdown 👏
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
enabled "adult content" in my bluesky settings just so I could see & share this titillating piece from erotically funny duo @miriamjayaratna.bsky.social & Emily Flake
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
One of my favorite 2024 humor pieces from @lisaborders.bsky.social! I have not looked at spiders the same since 🕷️
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
i work on gift guides for a living and THIS is the best gift guide i've seen!
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
SOO good Kathryn... this is an instant holiday classic!
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
truly believe I'll still be laughing at this piece from @kathrynbaecht.bsky.social by the time I pack away my holiday decorations (aka Feb 23, and not a moment sooner)
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
aw the feeling is 100% mutual!! your pieces are all viral sensations (save for the ones that are hidden gems 💎)
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
how it started & how it's still going
screenshot of a facebook status from 2009 that reads "Danielle K is hoping she can be a writer because she has no backup plan."
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
running out to the doctor real quick to see if they have any diagnoses left - can i grab anything for anyone?
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Tom Ellison @123tomellison.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The real monsters are those who don’t buy this book!
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
my new favorite marketing tag 😂 thanks for sharing it Tom!!
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
thank you Kathryn!! 💕
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
also: might I recommend these Vulture-approved creeps for all your holiday gift-giving needs! bookshop.org/p/books/deep...
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Deep-Sea Creeps: A Field Guide to Terrible Ex-Boyfriends (as Sea Creatures) a book by Danielle Kraese
Your exes as the creeps of the deep sea. While there may be plenty of fish in the sea, the ones down deep may not be worth catching. Deep-sea Creeps is a taxonomy of those terrible exes that should h...
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
haven’t stopped doing the human version of zoomies since I saw this!! incredibly honored to be in such funny company
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Unreal to be in such funny company!!! 😭 Thanks @brianboone.bsky.social & @vulture.com
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
this video is 10/10 (and I hope the surgery went okay 💛)
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
this face would make me immediately surrender all my baby carrots
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/11/2024
"Clowder: A group of childless cat ladies."
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Names for Different Groups of Women
Bed: A group of tired women. Coalition: Women who are tired of hearing about their reproductive rights getting trampled on. Guys: Actually, a group...
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
And still thinking about this piece from @devorahblachor.bsky.social 🔥
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i'll start: here’s my newest book, deep-sea creeps: a field guide to terrible ex-boyfriends (as sea creatures). this funny illustrated guide is perfect for anyone who has one or more terrible exes, or plans to some day! 🐙 bookshop.org/p/books/deep...
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Deep-Sea Creeps: A Field Guide to Terrible Ex-Boyfriends (as Sea Creatures) a book by Danielle Kraese
Your exes as the creeps of the deep sea. While there may be plenty of fish in the sea, the ones down deep may not be worth catching. Deep-sea Creeps is a taxonomy of those terrible exes that should h...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/11/2024
"As a God-fearing citizen, I want the Ten Commandments in every classroom, a sexual predator in every cabinet position, and for a good man—like me, for instance—to stand sentry outside every bathroom door in America."
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I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee
“G.O.P. lawmakers whose leaders have pressed to roll back transgender rights around the country moved to bar Sarah McBride, the first transgender m...
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ah that’s right I forgot! 🫠
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
And still thinking about this piece from @devorahblachor.bsky.social 🔥
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I loved this so much 👏
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Love this very timely satire from @kathrynbaecht.bsky.social & @miriamjayaratna.bsky.social (aka the friends who brought my early follower count on here up to 7 💛💛)
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
on here I feel like we are all just tiny ants trying to find our way back to each other after some little shit dumped a glass of water on our hill, does that make any sense
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 20/11/2024
I want to remind everyone that the far right sees transgender people as being worthy of segregation out of general society, "separate but equal" treatment that of course, is never equal. So much so that Iowa Republicans literally tried to redefine the word equal to not mean "same" or "identical."
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
This piece from @lisaborders.bsky.social nails it 👏👏👏
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
So happy to find you here, and YES I have grown tired of these notes on Substack too. I’m not here to scale I’m here to vibe
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Read this hilarious piece from @megrog.bsky.social, before it’s too late!!
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Yessss!!! 💛
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It feels like peak Twitter on here and I love that for us! 💛
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Omg everyone is here! 💛
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
AHH glad to find so many favorite writers here! ⭐️
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
AHH so this is where all the cool writers are! 🩷
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
THANK YOU @kathrynbaecht.bsky.social 🥰 and @halliepritts.bsky.social for making this list!
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Danielle Kraese @daniellekraese.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I've developed a real commitment-phobia with social media, so not yet sure if I'm really here. But maybe? Fellow humor writers, are you out there?
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