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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 20h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 15h
I dunno. I'm not sure having controls on illicit substances is a category of government power that we need to cheapen as "nanny state-ism." Seems like there are more compelling arguments in favor of legalizing cannabis. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes. And they're working to overturn Obgerfell.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Trump says..." Journalistic failure, @bloomberg.com Jeff Mason and Edna Curran. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
bloomberg.com
Trump Says Powell Should Be Forced to Resign From Fed Board
President Donald Trump said former Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell should resign from the central bank’s Board of Governors over findings the central bank mismanaged the renovation of its headquar...
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Civil consequence to civil service is normal and healthy in a democracy. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
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John Roberts Retreated to His Island. Supreme Court Critics Found Him. (Gift Article)
After decades of potlucks and paddle-boarding on Maine’s midcoast, rising anger and protests have left the Supreme Court’s chief justice more isolated than ever.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mayor Pete: Too weak. No fight. Irrelevant. Should be head of DNC.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fine rule, just know your job is not remotely comparable. You have never once stood up before your audience and announced what you are about to say is representing "the United States" or "the people." That gives this an entirely different complexion.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kudos to @opinion.bloomberg.com for having the courage to bring us the authoritarian perspective. 🙄 www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
bloomberg.com
The UN Should Abolish the Security Council Veto
The tragedies of recent years, including pandemics, energy crises, disruptions to supply chains and regional conflicts, have demonstrated that leaving the resolution of global crises to the will of a ...
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Skeleton: My Honest Reaction Meme
ALT: Skeleton: My Honest Reaction Meme
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In 2026 when you say you've "Telexed" people, we know you're #%&@ lying.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Problem being, gas prices are driving inflation rn...and rate hikes can do nothing to bring down gas prices. 🫤
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bulwark crew said it best: SCOTUS made a lay up. But even still, 2 members of the team were working hard to take the ball and score for the other team. Absolutely nothing to celebrate.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Samuel Alito flew flags used by insurrectionists. Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election. Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the Jan 6 plot. Both ruled in favor of Trump's mail-in ballot sabotage. I don't think I'll ever get over this.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Interesting. In this scenario, do we think Mulaney is really really good at being funny? Or the alternative?
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is crazy. Rice Krispies are amazing. Don't know what to tell y'all...don't let cereal sit 10 min. before eating.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Congressman, those flags have been there since about 1998.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Privitize gains, socialize losses.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Skeleton: My Honest Reaction Meme
ALT: Skeleton: My Honest Reaction Meme
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'd call it a stadium full of people who just exiled themselves from our Republic.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
* As used here, "some" means "all."
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gee, it's almost like the Supreme Court told him he'd have absolute criminal immunity or something. This is our daily reminder that John Roberts has done more damage to this country than anyone in our lifetimes.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Because we ran out of serial killer content?
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No notes. This is the correct and authoritative list. 🎯
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
His point on Massachusetts is really strong. 😂😂😂
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"The US-Canada trade war is already getting...illegal." Fixed your headline.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Annnnnddd....these tariffs are still completely, totally and unquestionably illegal.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You cannot have "standardless" justice. That's an oxymoron. At that point, we're just saying we don't have a court...we have a personal preference tribunal.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And like the senseless war in Iran, the US is senselessly squandering the dry powder it would need in an actual crisis.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Breaking News: "Person whose income relies on right wing propaganda, pushes right wing propaganda."
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Al Pacino Godfather: I Know It Was You, Fredo
ALT: Al Pacino Godfather: I Know It Was You, Fredo
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
...all while they're losing a war to Iran.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"You can't have your privacy violated if you don't know it's being violated..." That's normally what you'd say before saying, "Wait. I heard it. That doesn't make any #%@& sense...."
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Gasps and boos...from people who will go on to vote for her anyway.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Yeeeaaahhh. They're probably not doing this to protect the people on the opposite side of the glasses. Same decision. Diametrically opposed underlying rationales.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Of all of Ossoff's charges of neglect, dereliction and abdication...how telling that the ONLY thing the MAGA echo chamber heard was "travel with Natalie." Abandoning our troops. Illegal war. Killing civilians and service members. Corrupt gifts from Qatar. No reaction. They ONLY heard Natalie.🤢
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You don't need quotes around "illegal" when 2 courts have ruled it as such. 🙄
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Vote like your life depends on it, or the life of a friend, relative, or neighbor. Because it does. We’re the decoys now.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Remember this photo next time some dolt mindlessly bleats that "the price of airfare has gone down over time..."
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yo, for real. This.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wow. This is THE message. Tune in. Turn it up to 11.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Already seen it.
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Waiting For Guffman I Hate You
ALT: Waiting For Guffman I Hate You
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
READ THIS! It is a long, long overdue narrative. We need to be talking about this daily. And frankly, if you haven't already been thinking this, then you're late to the party.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yes, yes. But that cast! Brian Cox, Brendan Gleeson, Rose Byrne, Diane Kreuger, peter O'Toole, Brad Pitt, Eric Bana....worth the dreadfulness for the cast alone.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Home Alone: Kevin McCallister's Scream Ouch
ALT: Home Alone: Kevin McCallister's Scream Ouch
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Bill Paxton Drinking Coffee in the Morning
ALT: Bill Paxton Drinking Coffee in the Morning
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In order... Yes. Affordable food. Food insecurity. Yes.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Wut. I thought the 3 Spider-Men was the famous meme? 2 not so much...
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Suhgenre Jccthangs: Spider-Man Pointing Meme
ALT: Suhgenre Jccthangs: Spider-Man Pointing Meme
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Subjects, not citizens.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Time for the TSLA playbook! Mysteriously, the volume of deep out-of-the-money SPCX call options will surge for no identifiable reason. And voila! SPCX rebounds...and no one ever asks any questions about a stock trading for years at basically an ♾️ PE ratio.
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onthewater! @danielkonar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Apologies for Ken, Saltines. You did nothing wrong.
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