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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Maybe he was the cream filling in the Oreo cookie that was their love. You never know.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My new hobby is to run a ‘go fund me’ to put this poster on the closest billboard to this guy’s house/office.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why does ‘Art History asshole’ roll off the tongue so easily? Come on, you might just know one.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I wish I could bribe the curator at the Rothko museum to hang all the paintings upside down one busy tourist day and see how many complaints they get. I put the o/u at 7.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I secretly really like Costco. I read almost every article in the news app and flip through the mailer. Every time. Just fyi: the churro is back. I am so ashamed.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hurts is one of the most overrated qbs ever.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pennsylvania is the Alabama of the Northeast.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

New corporate tax code: If you give back, you pay less. 25% flat rate, 5% less for a living wage, healthcare, on-site daycare or childcare, no government kick-backs… you get the idea. Lowest rate would be 5%.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Alabama? You hear that? HRC just called your ‘almost always last in education’ asses out!

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It looks like they are squirting to get a better look. Fucking pervs.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

How is that high-speed rail coming along?

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

As an Architect: if data centers must be built (they don’t), they need to be buried in the earth, covered with solar panels, and take advantage of nature’s cooling with the earth by keeping the temperature at 55 degrees. That would drastically reduce the water needed for cooling.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly was the rarest celebrity that resonates on both sides of the aisle. MAGA claims her for country music, but her values were that of a liberal Democrat and she never gave an interview where she chose a side. RIP legend.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It’s funny how the guy who names himself ‘Freedom’ probably belongs in jail.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If Trump, Musk, Bezos, or any billionaire wants to have a legacy close to that of Dolly Parton and be remembered for the amazing and charitable person she was, it’s not to late. You can change your ways right now and save the world. It is entirely in your hands. Giving is more powerful than greed.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My top three favorite players in the W right now are: Olivia Miles Angel Reese … and anyone who tells ‘Karen’ Clark to calm down

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I think it’s like the delivery guy version of ‘Heated Rivalry’.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I carry a blow up travel pillow and a hoodie to make it more comfortable.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Mark will need the money for lawyers.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Everyone is on Ozempic these days.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Haven’t been this happy since 1983.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I’ve been a Sixers fan since 1980 and this is the most excited I have ever been about the team before the season.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

On the first day of fall, everyone should post funny videos of people falling down.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

She is my new favorite player. I love her game so much.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Haynes King is a pretty great name for a football player.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

It’s gonna be a long season for the Cardinals secondary.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I eat one meal a day and get my coffee at McDonald’s with the app for 99 cents.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

For some reason ‘Vogue’ by Madonna started playing in my head.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Now you have to, by law, stab a box of cereal and make jokes.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Tis’ the season for middle-aged white men to complain about which middle-aged white man commentates on a football broadcast.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Therapist used zoom today and the AI feature I never asked for popped up and wanted to ‘take notes’. The LAST thing I want from a therapy session is a record of my insanity.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I forgot he was still in the league.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I drive a Tacoma and put stickers in the letters to make it say taco.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The common thread you are missing is that they are all assholes and not close to the top players in their sports.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Would have been a better name if the team was in San Diego.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Dear political shows and podcasts. You do not need to do sports coverage. You announcing a score is just useless. You are a political show. Unless you are diehard and know your shit, it just comes off as cringy. Remember a certain Notre Dame coach doing a fake southern accent? Same vibe.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If Todd Blanche was the nominee under Obama, his nomination would not have gotten this far.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If Todd Blanche is not your moral line in the sand, than who is?

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Democratic politics is now just… ‘Remember that thing that was illegal and really pissed you off last year? It’s finally going to court 12 months later and we won!’

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