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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 10h

Why does ‘Art History asshole’ roll off the tongue so easily? Come on, you might just know one.

Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 10h

I wish I could bribe the curator at the Rothko museum to hang all the paintings upside down one busy tourist day and see how many complaints they get. I put the o/u at 7.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 11h

I secretly really like Costco. I read almost every article in the news app and flip through the mailer. Every time. Just fyi: the churro is back. I am so ashamed.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pennsylvania is the Alabama of the Northeast.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

New corporate tax code: If you give back, you pay less. 25% flat rate, 5% less for a living wage, healthcare, on-site daycare or childcare, no government kick-backs… you get the idea. Lowest rate would be 5%.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

As an Architect: if data centers must be built (they don’t), they need to be buried in the earth, covered with solar panels, and take advantage of nature’s cooling with the earth by keeping the temperature at 55 degrees. That would drastically reduce the water needed for cooling.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly was the rarest celebrity that resonates on both sides of the aisle. MAGA claims her for country music, but her values were that of a liberal Democrat and she never gave an interview where she chose a side. RIP legend.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

It’s funny how the guy who names himself ‘Freedom’ probably belongs in jail.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If Trump, Musk, Bezos, or any billionaire wants to have a legacy close to that of Dolly Parton and be remembered for the amazing and charitable person she was, it’s not to late. You can change your ways right now and save the world. It is entirely in your hands. Giving is more powerful than greed.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My top three favorite players in the W right now are: Olivia Miles Angel Reese … and anyone who tells ‘Karen’ Clark to calm down

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Tis’ the season for middle-aged white men to complain about which middle-aged white man commentates on a football broadcast.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Therapist used zoom today and the AI feature I never asked for popped up and wanted to ‘take notes’. The LAST thing I want from a therapy session is a record of my insanity.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Dear political shows and podcasts. You do not need to do sports coverage. You announcing a score is just useless. You are a political show. Unless you are diehard and know your shit, it just comes off as cringy. Remember a certain Notre Dame coach doing a fake southern accent? Same vibe.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If Todd Blanche was the nominee under Obama, his nomination would not have gotten this far.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If Todd Blanche is not your moral line in the sand, than who is?

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Democratic politics is now just… ‘Remember that thing that was illegal and really pissed you off last year? It’s finally going to court 12 months later and we won!’

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The next Democratic President should just abandon the WH and fine a nice, simple place to live. This tacky bullshit is going to cost so much to undo.

White House Rose Garden in tacky gold lettering.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Dear Inside the NBA, please stop trying to make Draymond Green a thing. He sucks at TV and punches people in the dick during his playing days. Enough.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I hate the internet. You look up a waffle maker one time and this shit will not stop trying to sell me one. My kids asked about a waffle maker. I am not some sort of waffle-making freak that I have a collection and am buying new ones every week. Please fuck off.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

It feels kinda weird to realize that a French man (Wemby) and a French women (Liberty, Statue of) are towering over NYC right now.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Rich people who could afford to go to game 3 at MSG booed Trump. I guess it’s all fixed now, thanks.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

If AI is functioning right now without interruption, what are all the new data centers really for?

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

LA being super proud how Spencer Pratt is not going to be in the runoff is peak 2026. We are fucked.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I remember a time when good pickles were affordable.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

The first case of screwworm in the US was at Trump’s first inauguration.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

AI is just that lazy kid in class trying to copy the smart kid’s answers on the test and still getting it wrong.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

There needs to be a 1-800# for ADHD intervention hotline. I’m trapped with indecision and just need a stranger to tell me what I need to do to get unstuck.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

America’s 250th birthday feels like a funeral.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I went from the ‘how many cookies have I ate,’ to ‘how many are left in the box’ stage.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Knick’s fans still screaming ‘Knicks in four’ after game 3.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Been watching cable TV like it’s the early 2000’s and I would just like to say to the single ladies at America’s Test Kitchen… Hey…

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Madison Square Garden is actually round. I am an Architect.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

The Knicks game with Trump there would be a perfect time for Black players to sit out to protest what SCOTUS has done. It’s a dream, but it would have an impact.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

All publicly funded stadiums need to have ticket prices capped so the public can afford to go. If you want to gouge the public, build your own fucking stadium.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Eating food before it can go bad, especially before leaving town for a bit, should not count as calories. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I thought the ballroom was an indoor venue.

The White House is now a joke. Photo shows UFC event space being erected.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I would like to start a taco stand called ‘Nothing-burger’ and trademark the name and sue anyone who says it.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I hate ESPN, example #236: They show more press conference footage than actual game action.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

NBA media: How do u get Chet more involved offensively? SGA: hmmmm

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Shooting nothing but 3s when you are down and when you have the tallest player in the league sucks to watch.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

New rule (old take): If you are bounced from the playoffs, your commercials are no longer allowed to air. Any sport. Looking at you Tatum.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

NBC is determined to remind me of why I hate Jimmy Fallon.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Hearing all about the players still playing in the NBA playoffs, it is starting to feel like the Sixers traded away a finals team.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I hate watching SGA play basketball. Same with Harden.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Alex Caruso wearing a white headband on his bald white head makes it look like his entire body got circumcised.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I can never just fill a soda from a fountain in one shot. I always have to double-tap like I am a soda assassin.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Reading books is just ancient scrolling.

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Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Can we please stop referring to Trump as a President and more correctly refer to him as a dictator? Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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