Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The next Democratic President should just abandon the WH and fine a nice, simple place to live. This tacky bullshit is going to cost so much to undo. 121
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I thought the ballroom was an indoor venue. 010
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 13/05/2026How many flushes do you think it will last? 100
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It rains for 30 seconds in San Diego and this is what Target does: 010
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Please check for superpowers. I have read graphic novels about this. 020
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I will tell my children this is Pam Bondi. 010
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Pretty sure that is Papa Smurf’s house and he might be a little pissed. 000
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I am a level 4 insomniac. With that, I sometimes get up at strange hours and see strange things. Professional pillow fighting was not on my radar. 020
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 04/12/2025The color of the year is ‘white’. You can’t make this shit up. 000
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 04/12/2025As an Architect this is the lamest thing I have ever seen. The ‘color of the year’ is…. Drum roll…. White. What the fuck is going on? White is not a color, just ask ICE. 020
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 04/12/2025You don’t need a real email address and the Fox News website URL works fine. 1185
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 27/11/2025When I tell my daughter she is a Norwegian princess… 000
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2025One day these Kash Patel challenge coins will be in a museum… right next to old Nazi war medals. 140
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 27/08/2025THIS JUST IN: Cracker Barrel launches new line of scented candles capitalizing on the brand’s popularity: 000
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Nature fought back today and this is not made up. Sitting at the beach, a seagull pulls a plastic cup out of the shallow water, walks it over toward me, closest human, drops it, and pushes it to me. I go over and say sorry and recycle it. 010
Just Dan for now @danielfsmith.bsky.social · 26/11/2024The dad joke was made before I even got there 020
