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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era

@danielaegan.bsky.social
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Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶‍🌫️ he/they🏳️‍🌈 DanielAegan.com 🌈📚🪐📚💙

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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Aliens Vs Monk 

A xenomorph  from the Aliens franchise stands behind TV’s Detective Monk, who is holding up a vacuum.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Douchebagula
Some dude with a beard dressed as a spirit halloween Dracula. My mom says she saw this at a haunted restaurant
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Rogue is a little embarrassed about her haircut.
A ruby and white Cavapoo puppy sitting on the floor.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn. I don’t need the new too tier with new comics 30 days after release, which is $99, but I’m waaaaaay behind on my reading.
Base level pricing is $9.99/month or $69.99/year, and "Ultimate" tier is $12.49/month or $99.99/year. Ultimate offers access to recent issues as early as one month after print, while Base subscribers will need to wait at least three months.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She wouldn’t move from this spot after barking and howling at it.
A ruby and white Cavapoo puppy on a red leash. She standing on some grass looking at the camera.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A squirrel flying through the air to attack a surprised looking owl. 

Squirrel caption: ME AND MY BULLSHIT

Owl caption: SOMEONE NEW IN MY LIFE LETTING ME INTO THEIR SACRED SPACE
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pillow boobies
A pillow with a neck rest. It looks like boobs.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cab driver from Brain Candy: 

“It’s made from monkey cum!”
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you like this, you’ll love this book that drops November 3rd!
People Die At Danger Park
Daniel Aegen
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Superior Spider-Man:
A dog toy shaped like an octopus that looks like spider-man.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The girls don’t allow you to get to gay in Savin Rock. But it’s not a slow town though.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lucianus by CJ Beshara! @cjbeshara.bsky.social
Book one of The Red Wizard
Lucianus

CJ Beshara
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And here’s a bonus Rogue pic from last night when I spiked her hair.
Rogue, a ruby and white Cavapoo puppy. She’s lying next to a spider-man colored octopus toy, and her hair is spiked upward.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rogue evolution: From 8 weeks to almost six months.
Three pictures of the same ruby and white Cavapoo puppy. She’s small in the left and big in the right.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Big pile of current comics reads while I recover. Haven’t been reading much, so pardon me if I’ve listed any of these before.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A black woman standing while giving an alluring glare. 

“See you and your big fuckin’ dick later.”
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My sick day companion says hello.
Rogue, a ruby and white Cavapoo puppy sitting on the floor.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bender: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED SIMPLY TURNING OFF THE TV, SITTING DOWN WITH YOUR CHILDREN, AND HITTING THEM?
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A ruby and white cavapoo puppy lying on top of a couch in front of a window.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@jamieloftus.bsky.social IKEA has a holiday ornament for you!
A “vinterfint” ornament from IKEA. It’s a hotdog!
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe. I just wanted a pic of her big puppeh tongue.
A close up of Rogue, a ruby and white cavapoo puppy, with her tongue hanging out.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s not fair how scathing an accurate this video is.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: The River Bottom Nightmare Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
The River Bottom Nightmare Band from Emmitt Otter’s Jugband Christmas
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When they had chilled monkey brains for desert in Temple of Doom. Wait, was this racist???
Chilled monkey brain scene.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Norm MacDonald to Artie Lange from the hit movie Dirty Work: 

I’m telling you, she’s doing that dog.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When you them on Bluesky:
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Current comics reads as I finish out 2013 and begin 2014! It’s been a wild ride. P.S. I don’t know when I’ll read ALL of these comics shown here…😵‍💫
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Update: Still raining
A ruby and white Cavapoo puppy lying on a baby blue blanket with her head up. Once again, she’s all wet.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Rogue weather report: It’s raining.
A ruby and white Cavapoo puppy. She’s all wet in the kitchen.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A fair haired woman in a blue gown holding a cake that says “goodbye forever”
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m still making my own covers over here. Look how far I’ve come with my graphics after lots of practice over a few years!
Lost Women of the Admiral Inn
Daniel Aegan

 Cover is a collection of eight silhouettes against carrying backgrounds. It’s an OK cover by clearly not done by a graphics arts expert. Swine Nation 
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Image is much better than the first. This cover shows lettering that pops, images of pig people painted with graphic program, and an overall better layout.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Link and Zelda getting drunk and high at a party.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
She’s such a goddam muppet.
A ruby and white Cavapoo puppy lying on her side on a blue mat atop a couch.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pillow hog.
A ruby and white Cavapoo puppy lying between two yellow pillows.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Last 4 characters saved on your phone are your D&D party I don’t play D&D. Is this good?
Dr Strange in his cape and undies looking all menacing The Vision holding up a kitten. 

“Agreed. All you have to to win is destroy this kitten.”

The kitten is speaking in binary code. Wolverine looking all messed up shouting, “ROGUE!”Spider Man sitting cross legged in front of Princess Peach’s castle in N64 graphics. He’s smoking a bong.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s a secret exit near the neck. 🤫
An overhead shot of a corn maze in the shape of Charlie Kirk. 

“Indiana's Goebel Farms chooses Charlie Kirk image for corn maze”
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#HotSwineSummer may be winding down, but #DangerFall is right around the corner! You’ve been warned.
People Die At Danger Park 
Daniel Aegan 

Book cover shows a yellow and black sign with be a skull and crossbones on it with a yellow and black striped “danger” background
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s a fun book but 1,000% less sexy than Khirion.
Freek Squad 
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh are you? I’ve got some books I plan on dumping on the general public next year. The first is a sci-fi comedy called Clone Factory Beta that skewers a certain billionaire throughout. The second is a fantasy superhero-ish ensemble epic called Freek Squad. 🌈📚🪐📚💙
Clone Factory Beta 

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Cover shows a beaker with a curved stem. A drop of red liquid is falling off the tip. Freek Squad 

Daniel Aegan 

The book title is on a rusty shield that’s full of holes.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Phyllis on her day off from selling paper.
A robust woman with curly hair, glasses, and a red shirt sitting by the water.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m drive by this one all the time.
An ai image of a dude and a lady with wild blonde hair
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Did I do a current comics read post lately? I’m almost done with 2013!!
Daredevil #34 (Dec 18, 2013) & Superior Spider-Man #22(Nov 27, 2013)FF #15(Dec 18, 2013) & Fantastic Four #15(Dec 18, 2013)Iron Man #19 (Dec 04, 2013) & Captain America #14 (Dec 11, 2013)Indestructible Hulk #17 (Dec 18, 2013) & Thor: God of Thunder #16 (Dec 18, 2013)
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rogue says it’s raining.
A wet Cavapoo puppy on a couch
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That’s it. This is the fucking straw.
Mr. Beast & James Patterson’s hardcover book: 

The Most Dangerous Games
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Look how big she’s getting!
Rogue, a ruby and white Cavapoo
Puppy The same cavapoo puppy but bigger.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The only acceptable sext:
A fat, long bud of cannabis.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Morgan says hello.
A rubber ducky sitting on an orange beach chair on top of the sand.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone.
The racist cardboard cutout of “Slappy” from Malcolm in the Middle: A bald black man in a stained jumpsuit holding a mop in one hand and a six pack of malt liquor in the other.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I thought so! She kinda looks like my Cavapoo Rogue.
A Ruby Cavapoo sitting on a fluffy blanket atop a beanbag chair.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And yet nothing will change until we destroy data centers and flock cameras, but no one wants to talk about that.
Trending topics:

1. Data centers backlash grows nationwide. 
Communities and politicians push back over emissions, noise, energy and water use.

2. Backlash grows against Flock cameras.
Critics cite wrongful stops, abortion tracking claims, and a city dropping its contract.
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