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Dani 🐕

@dani42.bsky.social
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transgenderism and lesbianism and flesh and blood and not in that particular order 💕 @ourplecat.bsky.social 💕

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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 10h
vile eunuch* poisoning the princes** ear against his mother*** *me, transexual **spoiled cat ***my wife
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 13h
#mycommonlawwife #acommonlawwifesjob
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 13h
what does it say about us that my new favorite emoji is 🙂‍↕️ and my common law wife’s is 🫩
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 13h
like don’t get me wrong, Queen Victoria was editing pictures of herself to give herself a snatched ass the waist, it’s older than the internet. i just don’t know if it’s ever been as bad for everyone as it is now
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 15h
BUT THE POINT IS SHE SHOULDNT AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 15h
do you think the Sumerians were like “ah my shoulders are 2 fingerwidths too long now i will never make it as a priestess of ishtar and drink pregnant mare piss”? actually probably yeah
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 15h
since the inception of the internet, people have been using it to get the most insane body dysmorphia of all time
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 16h
One of the reasons public opinion on trans health care is where it is is because a lot of cis people will never ever believe just how corrupt the professional medical class running our health care really is.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think this is often the case. there's often a need to believe the story is much more complicated below the surface, but sometimes it's not.
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gay people love to make plans in october
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was tempted to pirate HP, curiosity and all that. But @jessiegender.bsky.social is right - think of the amount of times HBO commented on GOT leaks and downloads, just as an example. They DO track these things, and even that drives interest. Let this show die. Trans people deserve better.
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
office workers ARE NOT ensouled
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LFG!!!!!!!!!
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you could throw me a loaf of drugged bread every now and then and i’ll be like “yay!” except the guests would hear a very loud cough all of the time
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i would be soooo good as a wife kept in an attic
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like sell it for that i support the grift ofc
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you’re going to buy a single PROMOTIONAL copy of a trading card for 300 USD in 2026 i don’t even know anymore
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"frottoman fempire," she posts without context or setup, not knowing what to do with this draft
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Hannah 🕷️🏠🏳️‍⚧️ @spidermansion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
receiving word that “locktober” does not mean that it’s the month for “locking in” please ignore anything I’ve said the last few days
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i hope this is about the lesbian transexual one
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Izzy Wifegirl @ourplecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I gotta stop wearing my fiancées hoodies in work meetings, people ask me questions about them and I’m like idk I stole this from my wife
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ITS SO BAD I CANT TAKE IT. It’s funny but it’s like, omfg this is insane
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i firmly believe you can’t be selective about your relationship status posts and announcements, i’ve posted about izzy enough i’ll have to livestream the divorce proceedings
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
women will claim to love you and make you watch nathan for you
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
posting through it because i want to look at my phone and see good number
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there should be a disney princess who prematurely ejaculates
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
our locktober warriors shrink in member every year, but no less in prestige
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is why ur washed old man
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
back then it was a reflection of your own personal image and gif stash, now it’s all on giffy so it’s uncool until you get too old to care and just send gifs from the office or whatever
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i think millennial posting is just something that happens when you get older, you just start sending gifs in response to things
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we need a disney princess who has to wrestle with wether she should leave her prince charming because he’s actually her cousin
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Terrifying whispers from the Capital
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you should let your strange child quit boy scouts if he wants or you will be forced to attend her camping themed lesbian wedding
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me when i open this damn application
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if the joke format factory calls tell them i’m sick today
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
all the things that God would have us do are hard for us to do
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
photos by @woofpack.bsky.social !!!!!
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Izzy Wifegirl @ourplecat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me and the fiancée attending oomfie’s wedding celebration a couple of weeks ago :)
Dani and Izzy look at each other. Izzy is wearing a red houndstooth vest with a black tank top underneath and is looking at Dani and smiling with her mouth wide open. Dani is turned towards Izzy wearing a black dress with red roses on it and holding a glass of water Dani and Izzy “smoke” candy cigarettes while looking at the camera
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
on a genuinely respectful note I think a lot of the fear of handing off more of our taste to automated systems is all the systems mentioned have been gamed to death. If you accidentally watch one right-wing-adjacent YouTube video that is all it will recommend for weeks, etc
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
love the list and descriptions on patreon too! Definitely going to be trying it out with the Ripple Away variation, happy that Jarl finally got the missing pieces.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lost in the discourse about where Dems are is the fact Republicans know the anti-trans ads aren't helping them but, as Terry here openly admits, hurting trans people is all they have left. They'd use their dying breath to ruin one more trans kid's life.
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a) these are crazy good, but b) my impact (candy cigs to the function)
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have literally seen dudes tailspin because of a super-casual "Pretty rapey/racist/weird/etc., dude." from a friend. Fuck some girl/brown person and their dumb opinions, they don't care about us. But they are 100% not prepared to hear it coming from you.
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
over the weekend i watched a dude do professional grade Tall White Guy Dance Moves
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this tweet changed the way i think about a lot of things
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a mothers joy is in seeing her son succeed
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Dani 🐕 @dani42.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
prerelease at home! not bad i think
Usurp the Shadow Throne 
Ancient Earth Oak
Fallen Angel
RF Danse macabre 
Marvel Restless Corporal
Violent Gusto
Devouring Doomwake
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