iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 52m

The contrast between his tiny hand and his massive ass is beyond amusing.

170

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 1h

A spoiled, ill-tempered child who demands that he be given everyone else's toys in addition to his own.

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 1h

Too late, Sunshine. You showed us your true colors long ago.

010

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 20h

More of that stellar humor that the right wing is so renowned for.

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 23h

And 'Fawlty Towers,' 'The Goodies,' 'The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin'....PBS like a "best of the BBC" channel back then.

020

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He only values things he can't have, which is why he's always blathering on about high IQs.

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It has been a good 40 years since I heard "Down in the Tube Station at Midnight" by The Jam, but I'm very glad I heard it today.

010

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Too bad your husband was killed, but more important, what do you think of our new veranda?"

020

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Between Spirit, Jo Jo Gunne, and his solo stuff, he had a an enviable run.

110

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Jerry Lundegaard school of how to act when you're arrested.

010

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And they really think the broader electorate wants this. Pitiful.

030

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

She seems in a much better humor in this photo.

010

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Her mean face is mitigated somewhat by how her dance partner is apparently the great golfer Bobby Jones.

110

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Or else it's his subtle tribute to Art Garfunkel, who's known for this awkward stage mannerism.

110

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I loved playing my parents' records as a little kid, but they had to hide this one from me because the mean expression on the woman's face scared me so much.

1112

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sadly prescient quote of the day:

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I will love Elvis Costello until I die. But 'King of America' -- the bloated length, the ersatz rootsiness, the overall tone of DON'T YOU SEE WHAT AN IMPORTANT ARTIST I AM, PEONS? -- still turns me off 40 years later.

020

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Losing miserably, but sure, he's fighting.

030

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Rock songs not by Ozzy Osbourne that actually did endorse taking one's own life: Nick Lowe, "Endless Sleep" Cheap Trick, "Auf Wiedersehen" The English Beat, "Click Click"

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Her ad also says that money that Kloby supposedly touched "might have" gone to "suspected" terrorists. Demuth has nothing to run on beyond smears and innuendo.

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I half expect Larry McCarren to dash down from the Packers broadcast booth one of these days to fill in for a series or two.

110

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A nightmare for whom, little buddy?

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That's how desperate he is for a "gotcha" moment. Turns out he was the one who got got.

030

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And "Let's Get Serious" for Jermaine Jackson. And "It's a Shame" for The Spinners. Etc., etc. He anticipated Prince in how he just seemed to have great songs spilling out of his pockets.

070

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What a pleasant surprise given how stingy he's been with his archival outtakes. More, please!

001

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In the NYT Book Review today, Stephen King named James Ellroy's 'Blood's River' as one of his favorite thriller novels of the 21st century, which would be cool if such a book existed. (It's 'Blood's a Rover.' C'mon, @nytimes.com.)

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why should you never trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

010

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Daltrey did learn how to soften his vocal bluster over time, and IMO the contrast between his baritone and Townshend's tenor was a key ingredient. They used that to their advantage not only via harmonies, but also by having the two trade lead vocals on a number of their songs.

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dance Lisa dance. Incapable of providing a direct answer to the simplest of questions.

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Or in-between circumstances, like the lyric from the Ben Folds song ("Citing artistic differences / The band broke up in May / And in June reformed without me").

041

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just our luck that the one thing in his life that he's done an undeniably good job of is destabilizing the United States on orders from his Russian bosses.

060

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"You know what they put on French fries in Holland? Mayonnaise. I've seen 'em do it. They drown 'em in that shit."

130

Reposted by Dan Heilman

Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wild thing I learned earlier today -- the phrase "This is a job for Superman" predates Superman. I found citations as early as 1909.

521082

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That photo....she's a rough piece of business.

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Especially poignant since the actress Lucy Davis (b. 1973) has publicly acknowledged that she's not long for this world.

010

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Since nobody else has, I'll mention "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground" by The White Stripes.

010

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Being good Wisconsin boys, the Zucker brothers named the lawyers in this scene Taylor and Hornung.

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And for the second week in a row, the Vikings are penalized a grand total of three times. And win despite being outgained. They'll likely be 4-0 in a couple of weeks, but if I were them I wouldn't get too used to leading such a charmed life.

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Media: See what just a *little* bit of solidarity can accomplish?

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

At Acme? Oh, no. The crowds are usually pretty chill there.

100

Reposted by Dan Heilman

Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

161191513868

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Name me one person who ever lamented on their death bed that they didn't work enough.

000

Dan Heilman @danheilman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Turtles forever! Not only was their stuff catchy and beautifully played and sung, but often it was simply goofy as hell ("Umbassa and the Dragon," "I'm Chief Kamanawanalea," "Can't You Hear the Cows," etc.). It's no wonder Kaylan and Volman drifted Zappaward.

010