☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 28/11/2023Against my better judgment I am still here 140
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 02/11/2023Bendis is an all timer. Gonna read this. 020
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 02/11/2023Weekly check in I'm alive and might actually have met someone I will not elaborate 040
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 11/10/2023Who the fuck is Charlie and what the fuck does his horse have to do with this cramp in my leg? 040
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 09/10/2023Weird day to open this app. If someone is doing a good thing for a bad reason, let them do the good thing. For fuck's sake. 031
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 08/10/2023I'm curious as to what part of that post registered in your mind as "antisemitic rhetoric". And by "curious", I mean simultaneously amused and disgusted by your implication. 010
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2023We sold the weapons to Hamas and that makes this comedy 030
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2023Shoutout to the girl who said "lmfao I'm not joining the IDF" and went to prison instead, all the while getting messages out through her Taylor Swift stan account 0111
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2023Since I've mostly evacuated social media I don't know exactly what's going on in Palestine right now but it's always FUCK ISRAEL 140
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 07/10/2023After such a stressful month of not being able to get my doctor on the phone I am happy to announce that I am, once again, properly medicated. 030
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 05/10/2023Don't tell my mom but I wish i died in the womb so I'd never have to experience this shit 140
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 04/10/2023You need a big tiddy goth girlfriend. I need a lobotomy. We are the same. 082
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 03/10/2023It's been a while but I'm still waiting for someone to BRING ME THE TWINK 010
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 03/10/2023You do not, in fact, gotta hand it to the SS. 010
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 02/10/2023Shoutout to System of a Down for BYOB winning a fuckin Grammy in 2005 lmfao 160
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 02/10/2023I bet I could find a post in less than 5 minutes that I can tie to fascism like a virtue signal speed run. I won't because I'm a Good Person™ but I could. 010
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 02/10/2023Reminder that they took pop-up headlights from us because they could potentially injure pedestrians. 080
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 29/09/2023How do you make a song called Rich Men North of Richmond and manage to take swipes at poor people while singing about the plight of poor people? What a poisoned fucking brain. 030
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Half a pack of smokes and a single dime of dope that only exists to keep me honest 020
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Weekly check in I'm alive fuck the British. 120
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 24/09/2023I never submitted the selective service paperwork lmfao draft these nuts 040
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 24/09/2023Communists aren't Fascists please learn what the words you insist on using actually mean. You will seem less dumb that way. 030
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 22/09/2023I havent been posting because frankly looking the Remnant 2 developers in the eye and refusing to dodge while beating Apocalypse bosses to death with big ass swords is way more fun. A dev in the Discord literally told me that it wasn't intended to be able to tank the way I do. Lies of P is next. 120
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 22/09/2023I was supposed to go to Monster Jam tomorrow but this hurricane or tropical storm or whatever has different plans and now I'm adding this shit to the long list of why I hate God. 010
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 09/09/2023My brother kept sending me Sporebloom memes so I gave in and tried it for the meme. Now, only an hour or two later, I firmly believe it is the best weapon in Remnant 2. 000
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 05/09/2023I talked to a helicopter pilot a few years back and he told me about how he had to take several courses to learn how they work and he still just doesn't fucking know. 081
Reposted by ☭ DangItsBatman ☭ Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 03/09/2023For sale: baby, bad vibes 027563
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 03/09/2023Update: There is no such thing as "true one-hits" outside of scripted interrupts (which, as far as I can tell, is only one single enemy attack; The Nightweaver wall grab) suck my dick Venom, suck my dick Dullain, suck my dick Annihilation I am the only God of this realm. 110
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 02/09/2023I'm at the point where i felt like I took tanking in Remnant 2 as far as I could (Solo apocalypse only dodging true one-hits) so now I'm on the other side of the spectrum: Pure damage builds with zero armor or defensive/health buffs. Just killing apocolypse bosses in my undies. 030
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 01/09/2023Got my adderall prescription filled so I'll see you dildos in two weeks have a good day especially the haters and losers I hope you thrive 140
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 01/09/2023I'm a neurodivergent junkie loser if you care about what I have to say, you're only wasting your own energy being angry. Learn to dunk on the court, you're not good enough here. 1102
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 01/09/2023Logging back off have a good day or suck my asshole 040
☭ DangItsBatman ☭ @dangitsbatman.bsky.social · 01/09/2023"Poopy doody peehole" is shitposting. "Well actually that innocuous statement is ableist" is Idonthaverealproblemsposting. Glad to clear that up. 091
Reposted by ☭ DangItsBatman ☭ Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 01/09/2023Boston Your Mom 🤝 Known for cream pies 930344
