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Timothy Eggert 🎭

@dangertim.bsky.social
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(He/him.) Actor. Cracks wise at bad movies with sassy friends. Occasional podcast host. Eco-friendly. Whovian. Trekkie. X-Phile. Fanboy. Houston-y, Conroe-ish. Ad astra per aspera. Ex astris, scientia. linktr.ee/timothyeggert

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
While all the Bollywood suggestions I’m getting on Netflix might be a refreshing change of pace, I’m assuming there was a data breach recently?
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
2026 keeps taking the wrong people from Home Alone 2. There. I said it.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Now begins our annual INDEPENDENCE DAY double feature AT CINEMA VOLUME to distract the dogs from fireworks.
Publicity still for INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996) with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It’s raining, it’s pouring, and I should be at home snoring, dammit.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
RTD has a long history of being intentionally vague and/or misleading regarding his designs on Doctor Who. But if there’s one thing we can count on, it’s that we’ll know for certain a new Doctor has been cast when white smoke billows from the chimney of his house.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It feels like a dagger in the heart that The Late Show is gone. Stephen Colbert kept me sane during the last decade or so. Speaking truth to power is the most important and courageous thing an entertainer can do. What is art if not a reflection (and critique) of humanity? Godspeed, Stephen.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I’m watching the Thursday 4/2 7:30 pm @nasaartemis.bsky.social briefing. Who’s blowing on a jug and can they stop? Dogs are freaking out at home! GO ARTEMIS!
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Did we all just collectively forget that Boy Kibble was Doogie’s teen rapper friend? Good grief, people.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I absolutely loved #ProjectHailMary but the most implausible thing about it is 21st Century humanity coming together quickly to solve an extinction crisis.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I don’t know who needs a Star Trek/Star Wars mashup cosplay idea but Tuvokka is like right there.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Got bored. Made this. #iykyk
Ricardo Montalbán as Khan in ‘Star Trek II’ with ESS-KEY-MOE captioned next to his face.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I have to admit “Supreme Court delivers blow to President over tariffs” is a refreshing change in headline to the usual “SCOTUS Blows POTUS.”
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Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 20/02/2026
Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Maybe we should bring back more than arrests? (expanding photo may not help)
Photo of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew by Kirsty Wigglesworth/Associated Press (photo has been cropped)

Andrew's arrest
Yesterday brought the first arrest of a senior member of the royal family since 1647, when Charles I was charged with treason and eventually beheaded
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Fair warning re The All-American Halftime Show: scientists have shown that even WATCHING Kid Rock can give you an STD.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
No context Starfleet Academy
Jay-Den: My mouth is on fire, and I never want it to go out.
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Dan Ilic @danilic.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Noah Wyle out here doing life long oeuvre
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Congrats and good luck, Ryan Coogler!
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
@sassterpiece.bsky.social returns to Twitch at 8pm CT on Tuesday January 27th for a comedy riff of ‘The Phantom’!
Billy Zane in ‘The Phantom’ with a caption reading STOP GROVELING.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
- 1984 by George Orwell
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Look, I know its a logical fallacy to assume all recommendations from this administration are perilous - but emotionally speaking there's never been a better reason to become vegan. We're officially living in the Upside Down, where even the food pyramid has ben overturned.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
www.npr.org/2025/12/26/n...
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The cultural works becoming public domain in 2026, from Betty Boop to Nancy Drew
The original Betty Boop, the first four Nancy Drew books and Greta Garbo's first talkie are among the many works from 1930 that will be free to use, share and remake starting on Jan. 1.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
My annual “end of the world” beer - good riddance 2025. May the year 2026 find more sanity, courage, and compassion.
La Fin du Monde to 2025
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I swear I’m the only person in America wanting sliced green olives without the pimento bits. You can almost never find them at the grocery store, and when you do they’re in tiny jars. 😖
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Gentle reminder about watching Alan Rickman’s holiday oeuvre: ‘Love Actually’ is always immediately followed by ‘Die Hard’ so Emma Thompson can thematically get her revenge.
Emma Thompson in ‘Love Actually’Alan Rickman in ‘Die Hard’
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
“I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one.” - The Doctor
Publicity photo from Doctor Who: The Snowmen (2012)
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
“What’s the point of them being happy now if they’re going to be sad later? The answer, of course, is that they’re going to be sad later.” - The Doctor
Publicity photo from Doctor Who: The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe (2011)
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
And very predictably a certain gasbag can’t keep his vile mouth shut about the deaths of his critics. No reason to share the post. The devil needs no advocate.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I know a lot of us (me included) are pissed at JKR right now, but if you want an allegory about what’s happening in education specifically and government generally in 2025, you can’t do better than HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX.
Delores Fucking Umbridge
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Mark Frost @markfrost.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Wonderful perspective.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Intellivision is back! I was excited for the wireless controller upgrade until I remembered half the fun of playing an Intellivision was the stupid game of stretching the coiled controller cables as far as you could & letting go, destructively launching the bubble button controllers at the console.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Ho-Ho-Ho, who wouldn’t go? Me. I’m the one who wouldn’t go up on the housetop. I don’t even like going into the attic. I don’t care if old St. Nick or Jesus Christ himself are up there. Miss me with your musical acrophobic dares.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Dear Tech Companies: until I can have a conversation with Lt Cmdr Data without boiling away humanity’s supply of fresh water, please stop suggesting I try out your A.I. tools.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Today I found out that MERRY CHRISTMAS is an anagram for MR CRREAMY SHITS and I can’t stop laughing because I am five years old.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
open.substack.com/pub/billmcki...
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Pirates of the Anthropocene
"I assume we're going to keep the oil."
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My listening age is STOP PLAYING ICE RECRUITMENT ADS
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
DIANE LADD IS CARNOSAUR IN ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR (I may have gotten that wrong) Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs
Sassterpiece Theatre riffs Carnosaur tonight at 8pm!Sassterpiece Theatre riffs Carnosaur tonight at 8pm!
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
As much as I think I would enjoy Billie Piper as the 16th Doctor, part of me would also like her to turn to a companion and say “this reminds me of a time when…“ and then flashback to Paul McGann as the Doctor and let him take over for two or three seasons.
I’m running on the assumption that this is not a fake photo of Paul McGann and Billie Piper as the Doctor
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.
The Nth Doctor enjoys New Market Village with Pennywise.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing www.factcheck.org/2025/11/trum...
factcheck.org
Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing - FactCheck.org
President Donald Trump brushed aside a reporter's question to Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman about the 2018 killing of Washington Post contributing columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying the crown ...
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Hey kids - new kaiju just dropped www.nippon.com/en/in-depth/...
A bear-safety workshop in the mountainous town of Chizu in Japan. 

📸 Kentaro Takahashi for The New York Times
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’m sure Chappell Roan was thrilled to hear about this, too.
A tweet from “Susan @ifudontlike2bad” reads: “Suddenly, Nicole Kidman divorcing him, makes sense.”
Below it is a tweet from “Pop Crave @PopCrave” stating: “Keith Urban performed Chappell Roan’s ‘Pink Pony Club’ for Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago party in Florida.”
The attached images show:
• Keith Urban onstage holding a guitar, smiling.
• A close-up portrait of Donald Trump.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I’ve been looking at lists for Best Comedy Christmas Songs and clearly not enough people know about ‘Chiron Beta Prime’ by Jonathan Coulton. youtu.be/LUoDmRM2aJ0
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Chiron Beta Prime
YouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
I love me a work catered lunch, but man, I am not ready for the holidays. I am, however, ready for a nap.
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Emily Atkin @emorwee.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
A scoop that I’m not happy to report: CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution. heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...
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CBS News kills its climate unit
David Ellison, the new pro-Trump chief executive of Paramount Skydance, has dismantled the best climate change reporting team in cable news.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It’s like the National Debt Tracker, but with more grease and ketchup. www.americanprogress.org/feature/trum...
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Trump’s Take: Tracking the cash and gifts made from selling the presidency.
Tracking the cash and gifts made from selling the presidency.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Not sure who needs to hear this, but the opposite of boneless chicken isn’t boner chicken, it’s bone in. I know bone-in chicken sounds just as bad but I don’t make the rules. Follow me for more pearls of wisdom.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
My earworms today have been equal parts ‘The Simpsons’ theme and ‘Martha My Dear’ by the Beatles. Going not so quietly mad.
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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
At least when the bad guys in INDEPENDENCE DAY destroyed the White House, they gave us the courtesy of not adding a gaudy ballroom to host their evil extraterrestrial buddies.
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