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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Now begins our annual INDEPENDENCE DAY double feature AT CINEMA VOLUME to distract the dogs from fireworks.

Publicity still for INDEPENDENCE DAY (1996) with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Maybe we should bring back more than arrests? (expanding photo may not help)

Photo of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew by Kirsty Wigglesworth/Associated Press (photo has been cropped)

Andrew's arrest
Yesterday brought the first arrest of a senior member of the royal family since 1647, when Charles I was charged with treason and eventually beheaded

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

@sassterpiece.bsky.social returns to Twitch at 8pm CT on Tuesday January 27th for a comedy riff of ‘The Phantom’!

Billy Zane in ‘The Phantom’ with a caption reading STOP GROVELING.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

My annual “end of the world” beer - good riddance 2025. May the year 2026 find more sanity, courage, and compassion.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Gentle reminder about watching Alan Rickman’s holiday oeuvre: ‘Love Actually’ is always immediately followed by ‘Die Hard’ so Emma Thompson can thematically get her revenge.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

“I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one.” - The Doctor

Publicity photo from Doctor Who: The Snowmen (2012)

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

“What’s the point of them being happy now if they’re going to be sad later? The answer, of course, is that they’re going to be sad later.” - The Doctor

Publicity photo from Doctor Who: The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe (2011)

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I know a lot of us (me included) are pissed at JKR right now, but if you want an allegory about what’s happening in education specifically and government generally in 2025, you can’t do better than HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

DIANE LADD IS CARNOSAUR IN ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR (I may have gotten that wrong) Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs

Sassterpiece Theatre riffs Carnosaur tonight at 8pm!

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

As much as I think I would enjoy Billie Piper as the 16th Doctor, part of me would also like her to turn to a companion and say “this reminds me of a time when…“ and then flashback to Paul McGann as the Doctor and let him take over for two or three seasons.

I’m running on the assumption that this is not a fake photo of Paul McGann and Billie Piper as the Doctor

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.

The Nth Doctor enjoys New Market Village with Pennywise.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Hey kids - new kaiju just dropped www.nippon.com/en/in-depth/...

A bear-safety workshop in the mountainous town of Chizu in Japan.

📸 Kentaro Takahashi for The New York Times

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Been watching that Ed Gein drama on Netflix this week and my first/only thought about this is pretty awful.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

TONIGHT AT 8PM THE WAR BEGINS Will the Martians be defeated by Earthly bacteria? A computer virus? A really long Zoom call that could've been an e-mail? Has anyone tried yeeting a billionaire's rocket at them? Join us unironically on an online platform! www.Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Back in the 90s at @uh.edu, my friends and I had a sci-fi comedy TV show going out to the dorms. Our version of Weyland-Yutani was McTimeWarner. I guess we weren’t far off. If this deal goes through I plan to call the new conglomerate “Mt. SkyWarner”.

PARAMOUNT IS
PREPARING TO BID TO BUY WARNER BROS

VIA WSJ

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

I am almost finished with the third season of @startrek Strange New Worlds and what I’ve discovered (please understand I mean this in the happiest and most enthusiastic way possible) is that SNW is TOS if every fifth episode is “The Trouble With Tribbles.” If you’re new to Trek, START HERE.

Season 3 promo photo for Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Hey tonight’s the night we crack wise at this dance epic! Ok NGL choreography scares me. Like irrationally. I have paralyzing choreophobia. Is that I thing? I don’t know but I have it. Join us tonight at 8pm as I try to laugh through my fear or maybe dissociate. Twitch.tv/SassterpieceTheatre

See us on Twitch tonight at 8pm as we riff ‘High Strung Free Dance’

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

We can learn a lot about the world we live in watching STAR TREK. But some important lessons are about the future, such as: • things get A LOT WORSE before they get better, but • we survive, unite, and explore the galaxy, • and, sadly, human entertainment peaks in the 20th Century.

Holodeck programs always seem to favor retrofuturism and gumshoes

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Finishing up Carl Sagan’s THE DEMON-HAUNTED WORLD (1996). 30 years later, there’s still not enough real science on TV, but his comments re: THE X-FILES turned out kinda wrong when you consider “The Scully Effect.” A whole generation of women studied to be scientists because of Gillian Anderson.

“A series called The X Files, which pays lip service to skeptical examination of the paranormal, is skewed heavily towards the reality of alien abductions, strange powers and government complicity in covering up just about everything interesting. Almost never does the paranormal claim turn out to be a hoax or a psychological aberration or a misunderstanding of the natural world. Much closer to reality, as well as a much greater public service, would be an adult series (Scooby Doo does it for children) in which paranormal claims are systematically investigated and every case is found to be explicable in prosaic terms.”

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

tell me something shitty happened between taping and airtime without telling me something shitty happened between taping and airtime

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Join @sassterpiece.bsky.social at COMICPALOOZA as we defend the galaxy against the Terran Empire as seen in #StarTrek #Section31 SATURDAY JUNE 21st at 5PM* in GRB 330! * schedule subject to change - get the app and add us - FREE to all Saturday attendees 18 and up! #comedy #MST3Kish #liveshow

Join Sassterpiece Theatre just outside Federation territory (aka Comicpalooza) as we defend the galaxy against a hostile, terrible movie! Stand with us SATURDAY JUNE 21st at 5PM* in GRB 330 as we unleash photon torpedoes and some jokes against the Terran Empire as seen in #StarTrek #Section31 !

* schedule always subject to change - get the app and add us to your CP25 itinerary - FREE to all Saturday Comicpalooza attendees 18 and up!

#comedy #MST3Kish #liveshow

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Not a comment about #DoctorWho but unfortunately my whole vibe right now.

Billie Piper gives two ironic thumbs up in front of a wall with “WELCOME TO HELL” spray painted on it. (Behind the scenes photo from Doctor Who: The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit.)

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Sooooooo many plot threads left on the floor, flapping about - red herrings hoping to catch a breath.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Everyone should be so lucky to have a Nugget

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I’ve already seen it, but on behalf of everyone else - I kindly ask you to lock down Doctor Who spoilers for the next few weeks, babes.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Shai-Hulud must’ve regained control.

"I don't think people should be taking medical advice from me."
- Robert F. Kennedy Jr.,
Secretary of Health and Human Services
(Leah Millis/Reuters)

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

My puppy has derp face and I want everyone to know.

Nugget Ravenpaw Eggert, dog who is like… meh.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Seems like an important time to re-share this.

Elon Musk X @elonmusk
The safety of air travel is a non-partisan matter. SpaceX engineers will help make air travel safer.

Meanwhile, at SpaceX:
[photo of exploded rocket breaking up]

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Congratulations Oscar winner, Kieran Culkin - pictured here wetting the bed all the way to the bank.

Kieran Culkin in Home Alone, a performance he did not win an Oscar for.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Attn: Houston Also go to www.dshs.texas.gov for more info on low to no cost vaccinations for children (TVFC) and adults (ASN)

MEASLES VACCINATION CLINIC
TVFC & ASN Eligible Only
Saturday, March 1 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Sunnyside Health Center
4410 Reed Rd.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

From @fairycrank.bsky.social’s Substack. Includes link. www.politico.com/news/2025/02...

The White House press secretary just announced that they're changing the White House press pool and no longer allowing the White House Correspondents Association to choose the press who have access to the president. That's totally free speech which they're obviously very passionate about.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Attn people who somehow think we can “just wait him out” - here’s some scary bullshit from CPAC this past week. (Credit: @godpod.bsky.social)

At CPAC, a "Third Term Project" banner was displayed, promoting the idea of Trump 2028 and beyond. In the banner, they made Donold look like Julius Caesar. Do they know what happened to him? 'Cuz if so, I'd be down for that.

That wouldst be a funny ending befitting this epic saga for the ages. As would a rushed Air Force One, a trip to Mars, or a visit to see the Titanic.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

If Tesla cars exploding/SpaceX rockets experiencing unscheduled rapid disassembly isn’t an engineering problem, it’s what? User error? We’re really to believe air traffic will be safer by trusting the people who created the problem? And then look the other way when money exchanges hands?

@elonmusk
The safety of air travel is a non-partisan matter. SpaceX engineers will help make air travel safer.

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Need a last minute Valentine’s card? Nothing says “I’ll fold space for you” like a DUNE card from @sassterpiece.bsky.social! 🧵 #ValentinesDay #Dune #Dune1984 #DavidLynch

For you I would think of a
Duke's desire for a son, thus
going against the orders of
an ancient sisterhood that
commanded me to bear only
daughters as part of their
centuries-old breeding
program designed to create
a Kwisatz Haderach

You’re deserving of
my special attention

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Timothy Eggert 🎭 @dangertim.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Rugged individualism* for low-income Americans, government subsidies for the wealthy! Yippie! * Just don’t get TOO rugged in your individualism. The state won’t like you changing your name or having autonomy and agency over your own body. That’s just clown shoes lol

Heather Cox Richardson
2.12.25

The Republicans submitted their budget resolution for funding the government today. It called for cuts of $2 trillion to mandatory spending, a category that includes Social Security and Medicare.

Two Republican lawmakers told Meredith Lee Hill of Politico that Republicans expect to cut food aid for more than 40 million low-income Americans; Hill's colleague
Grace Yarrow reports the House Agriculture Committee is eyeing about $150 billion in cuts to supplemental nutrition programs. The proposal also calls for $4.5 trillion in tax cuts for the wealthy and corporations and an increase of $4 trillion in the debt ceiling.

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