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DangerRangerPumpkin

@dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social
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I'm the dude that's playing a dude disguised as another dude.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 11h
Brad is trying his best...
A playful photo-realistic meme showing Steve the otter peeking out of a cardboard box filled with shredded paper.

Text in image reads exactly:
We couldn’t find anyone to apply for our open positions…
so we hired Brad.
✓ Aggressive side-eye
✓ Strong opinions about fish breaks
✓ Refuses to acknowledge management

He’s currently helping shred important documents.
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tiny Chef on the phone
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sept 30 - Oct 1
Mike Myers as Wayne CampbellMichael Myers, the killer from the Halloween films, brandishing a large knife
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This fucked me all the way up
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This level of catharsis and community might be unique to pro wrestling. You see it with music, too, but for instances of grief, these live performances offer something you just don't find in other stripes of entertainment. It's hard to explain, but I know it cuz I feel it. #AEWDynamite #PAC
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a guy who claims that it's the art of pro wrestling that motivates him, on a night like tonight, when AEW is doing what it's doing, and WWE is doing what it's doing, and WWE has him front and center in that throwback mask, I want to ask him - still feel like you made the right decision, boyo?
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Alexander @octatron3030.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Not everybody who works for WWE is a bad person” is a lie that needs to be called out. They aren’t the only game in town, it’s not the only way for wrestlers to make their money. Working for that company and watching that company is a moral failure.
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh fuck yeah, finally some good news.
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City Witch 🇨🇦 @citywitch1973.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dear BlueSky. Tonight will be a hard and emotional night for fans of Pro Wrestling. So if you have some hot take about wrestling being fake or some other stupid stereotypical bullshit, keep it to yourself. Don’t come into our posts. Don’t make snarky comments or posts. Just shut the fuck up.
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CaptainGrapeDrink @cgd-2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Black Arrow Invitational... AEW's version of a best of super juniors. 🤼
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Teeje @theteejeabides.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's just not right. To his family, friends, and loved ones, I'm so fucking sorry you are going through this. Life can be a cruel fucking existence when someone goes far too soon, and this one is gonna be felt for a long time. Gravity may have forgotten you, but we never will. Rest easy, Bastard ❤️
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Senor Pantalones Shidded BOO BOO @senorpantalone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hangman is the guy Punk pretends to be
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From now on, the stupidest person in the country and the President need to be two different people.
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cash Wheeler is criminally underrated. #AEW 🤼
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This show has really rebounded since Borden's injury. Credit to all the performers for continuing to show out and tear the house down. #AEWAllOut #AEW 🤼
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bandido ain't human, man. #AEW
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This match whips #AEW 🤼
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These women are kicking the absolute shit out of each other (complimentary). #AEWAllOut 🤼
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When Okada turns it on, he's STILL among the best in the world. 🤼
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okada was wild for that #AEW
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*ahem* excuse me Tony Khan, when do those Death Rider helmets go on sale, my guy? Asking for a fandom. #AEW 🤼
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My timeline right now is all #AEWAllOut, which tells me 2 things: 1. Ive done a good job curating my #Wrestlesky content 2. AEW has the juice 🤼
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look, maybe NJPW was the highest he was ever gonna get (and that was really high!) But WWE has never had any idea what to do with Finn Balor and it's a fucking shame 🤼
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't fucking count on it.
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These are fire.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tis the season @simply-kristy.bsky.social
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*deep breath in* *deep breath out* *deep breath in* *deep breath out*
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Share a TV show that raised you
static.klipy.com
TMNT Turtles: Donatello & Raphael Action
Alt: TMNT Turtles: Donatello & Raphael Action
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Probably both.
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Roo the day he came home
A mixed breed brown-and-black puppy sits on a red rug in front of a television stand
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Rolling Tostones Red Velvet Underground Bread Zeppelin
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Maroon 5 Layer Dip
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There is maybe a convo to be had that spins out of this that incorporates voice actors inhabiting a character, and yes I am using this as an excuse to argue that outside of Keaton, no one understood Batman like Kevin Conroy.
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@emilysweeney22.bsky.social gave a great lecture today at Copley BPL about her book on Dr. John "Dropkick" Murphy. So engaging and fun! Looking forward to reading this!
A cover of the book Dropkick Murphy, A Legendary Life by Emily Sweeney
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ESPN gave Ted Cruz a platform this morning for about 10 minutes, alongside Pat McAfee and Stephen A. Smith. If that ain't the most nightmarish of a nightmare blunt rotation...
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Same. I can tell you exactly how that entire day went.
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Smiling thru it and still has her comedy chops. Rebel, we love you. #AEWDynamite 🤼
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tonight we show that we've got Rebel Heart as #AEWDynamite is LIVE raising funds and awareness in the battle against ALS! Don't miss a moment of the action LIVE at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The world is on fire, so I'm opting for kindness. Tonight, AEW is going to host a tribute show for Rebel (not Reba), the real-life Tanea Brooks. I'm sure they'll also honor the life of Andy Williams. Really looking forward to Dynamite tonight. #AEW 🤼
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Literally any Muslim, even those not born yet or children at the time, are responsible for 9/11, which no Israeli person, even those shooting the guns or dropping the bombs, is responsible for the genocide in Gaza. This is a basic, across the board, mainstream opinion in the US and Europe.
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s New Mexico It’s Lake Ontario It’s the Gulf of Mexico He’s a moron He’s a fascist He’s a rapist Vote Blue so we can impeach this motherfucker and stop this insanity already.
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The playwright Samuel Becket used to give Andre the Giant rides to school. Andre would ride in the back of Beckets pickup truck.
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last four characters you saved in your phone are your D&D party
Jennifer Connelly, radiant as ever, from Labrinyth Erik Stoller chugging beerTiny Chef on the phoneCool Spot, from the game Cool Spot
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rest in power, Andy Williams. He was such a vibrant presence in the scene, both rock and wrestling. He will be missed. Love to his family and friends. #TheButcher
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All Elite Central @allelitecentral.com · 06/09/2026
Worrying reports regarding Andy Williams (The Butcher in AEW): he was rushed to the hospital after his match tonight at an indie show, with paramedics on the scene to assist him. We send him our best wishes and hope he pulls through. ❤️
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hoppers is fuuuuuuuuuucking weird (complimentary)
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What a stop by Auburn, wow
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Makes sense considering where I'm from and went to school!
My dialect map
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DangerRangerPumpkin @dangerrangerrabbit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I took my family to DC for Thanksgiving in 2022, and it was such an incredible trip. We walked from our Airbnb to the National Mall. I'm so glad the kids got to see it as it was meant to be seen, and not this funhouse mirror version of it.
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