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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Excuse me sir, you are not a peach

DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

O the particular pain of rereading a favorite book series and going to AO3 to find the smutfic and reading a delicious little snippet only to notice that the author wrote "Chapter 2 coming soon!" in like 2014 😭😭

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

In which your favorite ice cream shop goes to war with dot cake, this summer’s most viral cake sensation.

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

If I were better-versed in national flags I could tell which countries are playing today's World Cup game based on the flags I see ppl wearing around Davis Square. Instead I'm doing the other way around - looking up game schedule to identify the flags. 🤦🏻‍♀️ A bunch of Norwegians & 1 Senegalese so far.

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I too have been hearing a lot about this series from friends. Guess I'll have to check it out.

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Monterey Bay Aquarium @montereybayaquarium.org · 25/06/2026

The Monterey Bay Aquarium PROUDly presents “Otter This World,” written and performed by Monét X Change with special guest Trinity the Tuck.

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Tell me 5 random things you love (that aren't people or pets) * my waterbed * chocolate * lilacs * "Alleluia" by Randall Thompson * the Atlantic ocean

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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Egypt and Iran have requested that Pride events in Seattle during their World Cup match be canceled and… no. Welcome to Seattle. This might be the most patriotic I’ve felt in my life. Pride isn’t happening during your game; you’re here during Pride. Suck a rainbow. apnews.com/article/worl...

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Iran and Egypt will meet, uncomfortably, in Seattle's World Cup 'Pride Match'

Egypt and Iran are two of the most repressive countries for gays and lesbians. But by sheer coincidence they will square off in a World Cup “Pride Match” in Seattle coinciding with the city’s annual c...

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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

WSJ announcing they're doing to do journalism like it's a new concept

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Highly relatable. I too would greatly prefer rest, legos, and french toast over *waves hands* all of this.

Post from @trudiibee that reads: "My 6yr old talking to himself on the toilet: every day I gotta get up for school. & then every day I'm gonna have to get up for work. When does it end. Did I ask for this? No. I don't remember that I asked for this. I asked for rest and legos and French toast."

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Isn't that what we always expect from her? (In the good way of course)

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

well yeah I’m more stressed than at any time in the last 1000 years too but I guess I don’t rate a USA Today article about it

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 12/06/2026

Every future imagined by a tech company is worse than the previous iteration.

“The bathroom of the future will have “embedded levels of technology,” says Kohler’s design vice president Michael Seum. Bathrooms will become beauty and wellness consultants, advising homeowners on everything from their hydration levels to warning signs in their stool. The American bathroom, he says, will become “a health coach.” On a more mundane level—but perhaps a leap in reducing marital strife—he expects AI-assisted toilets to do tasks like automatically lift a toilet seat for a man.”

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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 11/06/2026

What I learned from CDC's All Hands yesterday (*actual slide!): The Public Is Smart because we follow the Scientific Methoooooo 👻 Stay tuned for these guidelines dropping soon.

AI slop from the CDC All Hands... this is what happens when politicals don't let the comms team (at least the ones not fired by DOGE) do their job.

AI graphic that has a man reading the Scientific Methoo

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

That mind-blowing feeling when your kid is out there in the world living his life and being an independent adult and all that good shit. You did it! You won at parenting! You can relax and stop worrying now! (You won't though. But you could!! Theoretically!!)

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Heard the boom even without my hearing aids in. And it scared the crap outta my cats!

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

"The dogs were good again this week" -- Me every single week: oh thank goodness 🥰

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Listen, you gotta take your laughs where you can find them these days

The flyer for trump's "great American state fair" showing pictures of nine performers, seven of whom have been crossed out with red X's, indicating that those performers have backed out since the announcement was made. There's also a red line crossing out the words "and many more!"

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Yeah that makes sense. Plus, any excuse for pie 😂🥧

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Is there something in the air? Friends of mine are having a Thanksgiving cookout tomorrow. (I can't go because prior commitment 😭)

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Kinda blows my mind that this 52-year-old body still somehow thinks it could pop out another baby. Like, bitch why are you still ovulating? Have you consulted your hips and knees lately? Not to mention your back? Give it up already 😤

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Having one of those days where you wake up and sit up in bed and immediately get hit by an overwhelming wave of don't wanna. But you gotta, so you do. Sigh

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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 11/05/2026

I just pissed myself... this is the movie he is mad that people are calling slop... I demand you watch with the sound on... it is so much worse than you think it is going to be...

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Daniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

This is how you do it

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Alex The Blue Fox 🔜 BFC @alexthebluefox.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

A picture of an Airbus jet sitting on the tarmac with the Spirit Halloween livery painted on it. It's a cloudy day and the tarmac is wet, which slightly reflects the bright orange color of the airplane.

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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Apparently, journals, universities and publishers cannot do it but the Oscars can

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

My favorite pair of glasses went missing for several weeks, and guess where I finally found them yesterday? In a glasses case, on my desk. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ (In my defense, who the hell puts glasses in a glasses case?? 😳🤓😂🤦🏻‍♀️)

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

well... you're entitled to your wrong opinion I guess 🤨

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

😂😂 I tried re-uploading it several times but bluesky is just being cranky right now 😭😭

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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Oh, well, in that case—WAIT A MINUTE.

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

You mean the alt text? Yes, that's showing up, but not the actual image.

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I'd be more jealous if images weren't currently broken on here. But I'm still pretty jealous. 😭

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

on the other hand, if bi-optic means having two eyes, then that also covers most of humankind 🤔

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I mean I guess if you're in the "everyone is actually bisexual" camp, then clearly everyone who ever had a biopic made about them is/was bisexual, so... 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

BYE-oh-pic is correct (like bio + pick), but these kids are saying bye-AH-pic (like bi + optic with a silent T)

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Yeah, seems like bluesky is doing one of its little hiccup things. I can't see the image you sent to me either....

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Unrelated, but my 20yo tells me there are a lot of young people on the internet who pronounce biopic as if it rhymed with myopic. We both find this deeply upsetting.

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I've reread this book a number of times, and this remains one of my all-time favorite authorial/editorial goofs. Truly a ✨gem✨. (Leverage In Death by J.D. Robb aka Nora Roberts)

Photo of a page from a book, in which police inform a woman that her ex-lover has been killed. I've highlighted part of the text, which reads: "She covered her hands with her face"

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Pyro Bloodstone @shadowknight100.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I cannot tell you how quickly my interest in a thing dies the instant it asks me to create an account or download an app. Unless I know from the get go that it's something I'll use regularly I really cba anymore.

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

A DONUT STUFFED WITH PECAN PIE 🤯 the diabetic coma would be so worth it

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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

WaPo takes note of Trump’s “oscillating claims” about the war, but avoids the obvious conclusions — that Trump is deranged, that he is unfit, and that he shouldn’t be in charge. This is an example of the normalization of the dangerously abnormal. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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Trump’s statements on Iran increasingly contradict each other

The president has made conflicting comments on questions both large and small related to the war.

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Have just finished rereading the Temeraire novels (one of the best fantasy series ever, I said what I said), and came to the somewhat startling realization that Laurence is a reckless hothead who does a lot of stupid shit. 🤔 This explains so much actually. 🐉

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DangerJoan @dangerjoan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Not Art implies the existence of....

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