Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Gave you an opportunity for a good thorough cleaning. Lord knows mine needs it. 010
Reposted by Dan Gaylehenry ✷ @strange.website · 20/01/2026my precious boy. my moonbeam child, my wave upon the sand. if the only thing keeping people from thinking your writing is LLM-generated is that it has em dashes in it. the problem is not the em dashes 0386
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 16/01/2026This is the second time I’ve quit. Maybe this time it will stick. 000
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Wrote a new blog post detailing some of the tools we use at Shopify to help in our performance work. performance.shopify.com/blogs/blog/w...performance.shopify.comWeb Performance Tools for 2026The essential web performance toolkit for 2026. Real user data, AI-powered analysis, Chrome DevTools, and programmatic access via GraphQL. 010
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Heyo, I did the same thing. Deleted FB and Insta for our New Year’s resolution. It’s been honestly great so far. 110
Reposted by Dan GayleAndrew Lisowski 💻 @hipstersmoothie.com · 05/01/2026It's pretty funny that the Hollywood representation of coding (lines of code flying past on a screen) has retroactively become a real thing 3553
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I literally couldn’t creat an account at American Airlines this morning, it kept giving me a form error, but none of the fields were empty or incorrect. It was so stupid. 010
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I think the issue a lot of devs have with AI is that they haven’t realized that they’re project managers now. PMs don’t write the code for their projects, they herd developers who are probabilistic, idiosyncratic, who interpret requirements differently, etc. It’s all been shifted one layer deeper. 000
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025So… my cat Phyllis peed on some clothes on the floor in my bedroom. I trusted you Phyllis, I fed you and protected you from the dog, and this is how you repay me? 010
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I’e always been more likely to use parenthesis or commas. I was really into to type and typography, so they don’t bother me, but most people don’t use them so it’s a dead giveaway that an AI is likely involved. I have a rule to not use them. 110
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Question, how much of this is on the devs and how much is on the networks and device manufacturers? People who aren’t tech savvy might not realize that they’re being sold or given the modern equivalent of a Pentium II phone. At a certain point, that old horse has to be put to pasture. 100
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I’m guilty of letting the LLM do this in my own repos. 000
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025What about always writing extraneous markdown files in your repo that you never asked for. It’s in my rules to stop it, but they easily forget. 000
Reposted by Dan GayleJoan León @nucliweb.net · 20/11/2025I've updated the WebPerf Snippet "Find non Lazy Loaded Images outside of the viewport" to list images without loading="lazy". Now it shows: - Total number of images - Total file size - Individual details: URL, resolution & file size #WebPerf #WebPerfSnippets #PerfTools 172
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025pseudonymized sounds like a dirty word www.theverge.com/news/823750/...theverge.comEurope is scaling back its landmark privacy and AI lawsThe EU folds under Big Tech’s pressure. 000
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Is music a side project, or the main project, funded by your day time job? I ask, because I work in e-commerce and honestly don’t give a lick for it. If I could, I’d be writing songs or drumming or playing guitar or doing YouTube reviews of guitar pedals all day long. 030
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I’m at 98/100 in my remote Physical Geography course at Minnesota North college, I could quit now and get a 70% or C grade. The temptation is real. 100
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I was playing Nick Harrison’s “Art Official Soul” on Spotify and my wife said “how dare you bring that into my house.” For those who don’t know, it’s 100% AI-generated covers of songs done in an old-school soul style. I said “but does it sound good?” And her response? “I don’t care.” Fatality. 010
Reposted by Dan GayleWes Bos @wesbos.com · 23/10/2025Don't [...spread] or .split() your strings! Use Intl.Segmenter API. Available in every JS runtime 1653482
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025See, I knew there must have been a greater purpose in making ChatGPT widely available to the unwashed masses like me. How else would I have learned this nugget of traditional Chinese medicine? 000
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025When people get annoyed at me for at least insisting on public slack channel discussions instead of dozens of private messages or private team channels, this is why. I know it’s annoying _now_, but it’s essential Slack hygiene so we at least have a chance at finding something. 010
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Is there more to that article? Am I supposed to view a video or something? I’d like to read more, but there’s nothing else to read or do when I read that introduction 110
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Before I left my last job, I was building exactly this. Xstate + Zod. I loved the idea of having an exact, testable flow for every step and state. With the visualizer, the PM’s can write out the entire exact flow. Would have been glorious. Then I switched jobs and it’s in the dust bin. 130
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Just fired up the Zed editor for the first time. I like it so far. Ported over my MCP settings and configured it to use Shopify’s internal AI proxies, and it’s cooking. 000
Reposted by Dan GayleIan Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate. 121177656870
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I just watched it last night. Really good. I was worried that the effects would bother me or the monster design. But overall, it held up. The casting was excellent. 000
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Do I feel bad that I’m spending valuable energy resources arguing in bad faith with ChatGPT about aliens? A little. 000
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025I am really loving the Rust language. I like how it forces me to be technically correct, which is the best kind of correct. And it’s not so hard, really. I thought so back before I learned Typescript and a little C#, but now I realize the difficulty for me was always types, coming from Python and JS 020
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I go in waves with this. Band shirts are generally lowest common denominator quality and fit, but they’re better looking than most “technical” t-shirts made out of better materials. In wet, cold winters, nothing beats a good merino wool t-shirt. 010
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025My one college class that I’m enrolled in hangs over me every week. Just like in days of yore, I put it off until the last minute and cram it through at the last second. Never change, Dan. Never change. 000
Reposted by Dan GayleDebugBear @debugbear.com · 05/11/2025Chrome Canary now supports network throttling for individual request URLs! Learn how to try out this new feature: www.debugbear.com/blog/chrome-...debugbear.comHow To Throttle Specific Requests In Chrome DevTools | DebugBearLearn how to delay individual requests in Chrome DevTools. Debug performance issues or bugs that happen when specific resources are delayed. 1138
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Getting an incredible email from a client praising my work on their behalf exactly a day AFTER my half-yearly review is exactly how life works. 000
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 04/11/2025And furthermore…. <giant block of text lost to the ether> Sigh… LGTM 000
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Brutal. I was never good at things like coding tests anyway. This would kill me. 010
Dan Gayle @dangayle.bsky.social · 04/11/2025My wife got us the greatest (to me) AirBNB while we were in Amsterdam. #amsterdam #perfnow 010