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Dan Gilchrist

@dang612.bsky.social
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Feeling Minnesota but no longer looking California

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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 23h
i appreciate all the pronoun clarification (for real)
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're trying out their new obits tagline: "Get there sooner with Mickey D's"
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ride his hat rack?
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tldr...was this an ethnically insensitive thing about the Iron Range or something about young Hollywood?
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sure she fell back on writing after her back gave out on her in her previous career as a pipefitter
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What did RFK jr eat before then?
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The lost tribe is now truly lost
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My toaster is a real mess after I tried to pop these tarts
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bannonesque
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will never forgive 🇨🇦 for Loverboy's "Lovin' Every Minute of it"
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tell Jason that he can have "Hey, I'd like to offer you a fashion award" as the first line for a pop-punk song
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clearly a Waymo bot...Could you see the required-in-Minneapolis human cringing in the passenger seat?
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
baffling
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's the last sentence that makes this 100% Bluesky
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In America these words together are confusing
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if i say it in a southern accent, it seems spelled right
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TOO SOON (ongoing, actually)
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Surely this is some kind of Cold War code
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
armed men in the Mr. Whipple building?
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In case you are in the market, Michele Tafoya is selling a music stand on marketplace. Her amazon reviews seem pretty solid
Michele Tafoya's marketplace ad for a $30 music standblack Amazon Basics music stand
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It really does look like that
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you think the squirrels got rid of whoever is behind this site and that's why it hasn't been updated in 7 yrs?
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You should just franchise
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh good. it couldn't possibly be that people are ignoring my trenchant commentary
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meritocracy!
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At $100 a year, it's a flex to have MS Office
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now that I've spent Malcolm Gladwell's 10,000 hours paying attention to her, have I earned some kind of certificate from her University of Austin?
A white bust of Bari Weiss with a plaque that says she is a founder of the University of Austin
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"then turn the red knob...."
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
guess it's to their credit that it's unfamiliar?
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@pattinichols.bsky.social cue Dug's story of silverburst loss and redemption...
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
College is about learning
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
bros need tunes for lifting
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's giving hat-on-a-hat
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
do they know they are posting in French?
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"This SOB made me try out for this band I was already in."
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
never noticed before that they're a three-piece in that picture
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I thought the ducks were playing hockey, which I liked even more
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you forgot!
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just put maple leaf patches on everything
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We'll call it the Norm Pass
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
problem solved then, I guess
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ironically, it's about city names under Roman and Byzantine rule
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
shocker!
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Give the guy a break...he would go on to win 6 NBA Championships
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I like the subtle editorializing in your alt text
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Paul Manafort...a throwback to the more innocent corruption of Trump I, where the dollar amounts of foreign bribes could be comfortably laundered through expensive rugs and clothes
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if you are on windows, take it out of the start menu. idk about macs.
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Dan Gilchrist @dang612.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Neil Young might take issue...
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