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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!
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frenquencie.bsky.social @frenquencie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thanks hbo
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Oakle @oakblu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My silly chud daughter #deltarune
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Deep Weeb @deepweeb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
btw, jp nintendo direct was just as dreadful if it literally opened with the NES version of ikari warriors
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Jed Whitaker @jed05.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Too bad the studio enjoys using gen ai built on stolen work. www.rockpapershotgun.com/we-had-this-...
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"We had this problem before in the games we created with CD Projekt": Blood of Dawnwalker CEO defends use of AI voice placeholders to save time
Open world RPG The Blood of Dawnwalker makes use of AI-generated voice acting, Rebel Wolves CEO Konrad Tomaszkiewicz has revealed, but not in the finished game.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Heartbroken Man Realizes He Only Loved Idea Of Fried Egg On Burger theonion.com/heartbroken-man-realiz…
Heartbroken Man Realizes He Only Loved Idea Of Fried Egg On Burger
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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq. @infernorfu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
True art should make you uncomfortable
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 pairs of codes for Citizen Sleeper + Citizen Sleeper 2: Starward Vector for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop) courtesy of @fellowtraveller.games. Giveaway ends July 20, 6 PM PT Currently on sale for 70%/50% off on eShop buff.ly/KwstvGP
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
ants and flies when they see an unattended cup of coca cola on the table
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ah for fuck sake
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/07/2026
‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens
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‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens
WASHINGTON—Displaying an uncanny comprehension of humanity’s power structures as they emerged from their interstellar spacecraft, a delegation of surprisingly politically informed aliens issued demand...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
“I voted for Trump because I was sure RFK Jr.’s health policies would put my son and daughter in the dirt on day one, but lately, I’m starting to worry that my kids might make it to adulthood,” said Sandra Murrow
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MAHA Voter Feels Betrayed   By Continued Survival Of Own Children
DAYTON, OH—Expressing disappointment with what she described as unfulfilled campaign promises, local Make America Healthy Again voter Sandra Murrow told reporters Tuesday that she felt betrayed by the...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/07/2026
“After months of negotiating, I am thrilled to announce that the U.S. government has accepted our terms and agreed to sell us the Department of War,” said Palantir CEO Alex Karp
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Palantir Acquires Pentagon For $800 Billion
MIAMI--In an effort to diversify its holdings in the highly competitive militarized surveillance space, data analytics firm Palantir announced Thursday that it had acquired the Pentagon for $800 billion. “After months of negotiating, I am thrilled to a...
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Humble Games Bundle: Arc System Works EVO Collection ($20 for all) buff.ly/BRd0xIO #ad
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026
Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito God’s Rune Of Punishment theonion.com/study-mosquitos-more-a…
Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito God’s Rune Of Punishment
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026
“This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking that relocating to the Sunshine State wouldn’t be the worst decision they ever made,” said activist Marcie Escobedo
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Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida
WASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday that Grand Theft Auto VI could inspire impressionable...
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Arc System Works America @arcsystemworks.com · 23/06/2026
✨GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE- has surpassed 4 million global users! ✨ Thank you all for playing and supporting this title and Guilty Gear as a whole! 🔥 Please enjoy this new illustration celebrating this milestone! 🖌️ Illustration By: Shoichi Kitazono #GuiltyGear #GGST
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/06/2026
“Temperatures are running high, and the last thing we need are hotheaded Democrats spewing hateful, inflammatory statements sourced directly from the president’s speeches,” said Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA)
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GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
WASHINGTON—Imploring their colleagues across the aisle to be mindful of how the highly charged language might elevate national tensions, congressional Republicans urged Democrats Tuesday to tone down ...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/06/2026
Bill Gates Invests In Child Sex Ring Startup
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
GRANDIA HD Collection is $19.99 on US eShop buff.ly/HuhzQOz
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/06/2026
Nation Proud Of Self For Watching, Enjoying Original Movie theonion.com/nation-proud-of-self-f…
Nation Proud Of Self For Watching, Enjoying Original Movie
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🦇 jesspooky 🎃 @jessicaetc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I feel the main point of video games right now is that if I catch myself scrolling too much on social media I can say to myself, "if I'm gonna waste my time I'd might as well be playing a video game, which would actually be fun." It's hard to argue with that logic
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Honestly the longer I sit with them the more pissed off I get at the endings of Expedition 33. I legitimately think they ruined the game for me.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Spyro A Realm Beyond announced - coming Spring 2027
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2026
“Donald Trump’s vile, evil agenda is not at all aligned with what our terrifying masks represent,” frontman Corey Taylor wrote
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Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies
DES MOINES, IA—Joining a long line of musicians who have threatened legal action against the commander-in-chief, nu-metal band Slipknot issued a public statement Tuesday demanding President Donald Tru...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026
Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs theonion.com/trump-diverts-all-scie…
Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs
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‎stinky doug @pogue.omg.lol · 05/06/2026
to my first born child, chudsford, i leave my library of unplayed steam games. and to my second born child, chudsworth i leave my unplayed epic games library for the shame you have brought upon our family's name.
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Andy Cortez @andycortez.cool · 04/06/2026
Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you
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Dane @danepaincocaine.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
bluesky is that stiff and uncanny fictional social medium youll see in movies. everybody on here texts like theyre either written by Joss Whedon or using their phone for the first time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/06/2026
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/06/2026
At long last, there will be justice for every man in America who was very unfairly told no,” said the president, noting that all heterosexual males could claim up to $5 million each by documenting abuses such as being denied a second date
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Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman
WASHINGTON—Declaring the money long overdue compensation for some of the nation’s most persecuted individuals, President Donald Trump announced an $88 billion fund Tuesday specifically appropriated to...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/01/2026
Exterminator Kind Of Surprised Apartment Doesn't Have Roaches theonion.com/exterminator-kind-of-s…
Exterminator Kind Of Surprised Apartment Doesn't Have Roaches
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2025
Grizzled Band-Aid Weathers Third Shower
Grizzled Band-Aid Weathers Third Shower
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2025
No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
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No One On 'Pat McAfee Show' Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
INDIANAPOLIS—With observers noting that the tragic development evidently has yet to affect the show’s content in any way, reports confirmed Monday that no one working at The Pat McAfee Show seems to h...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/09/2025
Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird
Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird
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Deku Deals @dekudeals.com · 09/09/2025
Hollow Knight: Silksong early review scores OpenCritic - 95 Metacritic - 98 Screen Rant - 10 CGMag - 10 GamingBolt - 10 Gamereactor - 10 DualShockers - 9 COGconnected - 90 Niche Gamer - 9 Noisy Pixel - 9
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Hollow Knight: Silksong | Deku Deals
Find the best prices for Hollow Knight: Silksong across 9 different stores, see the full price history, and be the first to find out about its next big sale at Deku Deals
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2025
From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
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‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths
NEW YORK—Claiming that the humanizing of occupied peoples is not what the newspaper stands for, The New York Times issued an apology Tuesday for reporting on Palestinian deaths. “Our thoughtful and ac...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2025
Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
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Jared Leto Asks If He Ever Going To Get Into Real Trouble For That Stuff He’s Been Doing
LOS ANGELES—As he reflected upon various well-known allegations of his misconduct, Morbius star Jared Leto reportedly asked Thursday if he was ever going to get into real trouble for all the stuff he’...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/05/2025
“I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Elon Musk theonion.com/elon-mu...
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Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood
AUSTIN, TX—Proclaiming that he had “done enough,” billionaire Elon Musk confirmed Thursday that he would be taking a step back from fatherhood. “I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Musk, who told reporters that after […]
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Dane @danepaincocaine.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
if i was ted lasso i wouldve killed myself halfway through the first episode
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Eldorian @eldorian.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
That's cute but you and I both know they won't listen to actual logic
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🩸🦇Spooxie🦇🩸 @spixiedust5.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Limde at a cheap price⁉️
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QuoteBalrog @quotebalrog.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I need to record more clips like this with creepy offputting music in the background cause I think it's funny like this
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Joe Abercrombie @joeabercrombie.com · 09/12/2024
I could've written another book in the time I've spent tramping angrily around the house looking for my shoes.
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Joe Abercrombie @joeabercrombie.com · 17/12/2024
The professional novelist must constantly struggle with the most profound questions of existence, such as: 'have I just spent 6 months writing a pile of shit?'
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Judgement Kazzy 1988 @judgementkazzy15.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
#yakuza #likeadragon #meme #rgg #sega
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