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Just A Dan

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If I could be anything in the world, I'd choose to be an amorphous slime

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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Here me out. An Anger Management movie remake. Adam Sandler plays the therapist now, Taylor Tomlinson as the the younger adult needing therapy #nighttimethoughts
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
TiL that "Fighting words Unlawful" is a crime you can be cited for.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
God i need Bluesky to cleanse my brain after using FB too much.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Some days the anxiety and deoression and loneliness just hit you with a massive truck.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I use to fun of conspiracy theorist but now I'm almost to my 40s coming up with perp boards in my head tying corps benefitting from Trump with all their funding they've given him and what theyve got in return. When I step back, all I can say is just... Fuck the rich for being able to do this.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I like watching @facethenation.bsky.social but that look Margaret Brennan gave accidentally after the interview with Iran's foreign minister to the camera as it went to commercial break just read "Oh shit we're going to be in another Iraq/Afghanistan"
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
It is my belief that any health class should use the anime Cells at Work and Cells at Work: Code Black in their educational coursework Osmosis Jones is also an acceptable choice but CaW is much more direct with what does what
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Been thinkin about this quote from Andor a lot the past week as i got caught up and focused on Minnesota: "The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it, and that is the real trick of the Imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident"
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I have no love for people like Moduro, but after spending several hours looking through various social media posts, many Venezuelans are happy about what Trump has done. I'm with the people of Venezuela, but I am so terrified based on the history of the US deposing governments. I hope this is good.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Courtesy of @effinbirds.com with his day by day calendar for the brand new year:
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
So fun watching the Kennedy Center Awards and watching on Trump's prerecorded face how much he didn't believe what he was reading off the cue cards about Gloria Gaynor
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I wish I could be less angry and frustrated than I am. I use to be able to break away from the news cycle and social media because it would calm after a day or two and I'd feel better. These days, it seems like no matter how long i take, be it a day or a month, it's a perpetual state of misery.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Spent near a week off all social media and whereas it probably helped to be out of the news cycle it made me realize how I'm dependent on the toxic relationship i have with it because i don't have a social circle outside of it. Maybe i should get therapy.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Okay, time to fix my algorithms. Let's see how long i can stay away from that which causes me to rage
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Always liked how planned obsolescence used to be heavily chastized and even had federal action against it but we kind of stopped caring as a society as companies have made it in their EULAs that you agree you know the software will be made obsolete within usually a few years.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I'm tired boss
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
After this past week, i don't want to deal with another alcoholic every again but since he's family, im going to have to indefinitely and he has a kid.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
My nephew watches a Roblox strram who on his stream said to his surprise he dropped 3.2 million Robux in 6 months... thats about $40k USD... on Roblox... in 6 months... Dafuq is wrong with people?
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Got a new phone that is 5G capable (needed the upgrade since my Note 9 was no longer compatible with critical apps) My 4G LTE ran smoothly but i feel like a 5G is throttling the speeds of 4G LTE networks when it uses them.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Man how self absorbed are Christians to think KPop Demon Hunters is about Christianity at all? Seriously can't believe i went down that rabbit hole.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
You'd think after 110 years of commercial flight we as a society would know how to fucking do it. Seriously, its not new that you have to remove things from your pockets or that you shouldn't block exit paths to put on the 15 pieces of jewelry you shouldn't have worn in the first place
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Those times when you're waiting desperately for the airline door to close so you don't have to sit next to someone
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a black and white photo of a little boy sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin .
ALT: a black and white photo of a little boy sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin .
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/08/2025
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I needed this today
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Today must be Shoebill Stork day because by feed is littered with pics and vids of them. Its not a complaint, i just missed the machine gun memo
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Gotta love when you body says sleep and your brain fights against it
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Can't any articles out there just say Edi Gathegi was awesome as Mr Terrific without prefacing how he was killed off as Darwin in X-Men First Class? Be like 50 years later and i bet an article will be a Edi Gathegi cured cancer and saved the planet but he started out getting merc-ed in XMen
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Today i realized another blockade to first time home buyers: Developers. Found a 200k house i wanted that needed work i was willing and was told 6 developers put bits on it and will likely tear it down. They did the same to another house and future planned listing price for that one is 525k...
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I had an epiphany yesterday as to why I never got into sports and i believe it stems back to when I was 6 in the YMCA youth wrestling and got choked out in a wrestling match with a kid 3 years older (i was a chunkier kid) and i was given a participation trophy for my loss.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Today I realized what the song Lola was actually about... I am 37 years old.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Always a great feeling when you brain gives you an emotional trauma dump for a dream and your wake up feeling just frayed and on edge
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
In the words of Reggie: My body is ready #fanexpo2025 #fanexpo #fanexpodenver
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
God Im such a misereable f-cker and I know it.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Unline, a company for businesses with stuff you always wonder where you'd get it from, wants to tell us why young people dont work and for the second time in a national catalog proudly displays this.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
It's crazy to me if you have to use a kennel for a pet, quite often you're having to reserve a spot sometimes months in advance and only after 1 or 2 "test" boardings along with having all pet docs up to date. I understand the need for sure, its just almost as much work as planning an actual trip
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Today i was called my job's best cryptid because i brought candied pinecones and made everyone eat them. I am okay with this.
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MidwestHedonist @midwesthedonist.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
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Dana Terrace @danaterrace.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
🏳️‍🌈 Pride or die 🏳️‍🌈
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Ive been struggling for years to find my flags because nothing feels right. But this Pride Month, I think I found one that matches me.
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a flag with purple and blue stripes is flying in front of a blue sky
Alt: Good ol genderfluid
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Many Neurodivergent people identify strongly with Corvids. (This one in the meme is very Leslie Knope Coded) 🏞️: P. Jean Oliver
And artistic rendering of a crow that is head tilted at the viewer 

BE LIKE A CROW
- COLLECT SHINY THINGS
- HOP HAPPILY DOWN
STREET FOR NO APPARENT REASON
- WHATEVER YOU EAT, EAT
IT WITH JOY
- SCREAM LOUDLY WHEN YOU
SEE YOUR FRIENDS
ARTIST: P. Jean Oliver
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
3 doggos waiting for their treats at the drive through:
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This stuffed animal I found at a Goodwill is my mood 70% of the time.
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animals being cute @animalsbeingcute.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Happy kitty.. 😊 #Animals #Pets #Wonderful
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Me: *Going to sleep early for once for more than 4 hours of sleep* Also me: *Waking up at 1 hour intervals for 6 of 8 hours of sleep*
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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 15/05/2025
A haiku about my life: I am so tired Where did all my money go My back is hurting
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
This Jimmy Johns missed the memo of "freaky fast"
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/05/2025
A painting of a bird next to the words "do we really need to tell you to go fuck yourself?"
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Ya know, besides the irritability, frustration, depresion, anxiety, paranoia, feeling of dread forgetfullness, tiredness, exhaustion... sleeping less than 3 hours a night is totally worth it.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I want to interact more with things that make me happy but i get more anxious about people finding out my likes than I do my dislikes.
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Just A Dan @dandeedee.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I have been putting off buying a ticket to #FanExpo in Denver this year because of everything going on, but I gotta do something for my mental state so i don't fold. So, I encourage anyone who reads this, make sure you do things that make you happy. It's hard to fight when you're burnt out.
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